I’m Thanos, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my lackey, Ronan...

I’m Thanos, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my lackey, Ronan. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.

>offer me the souls of everyone in the universe and I will be your bride
>best I can do is half

lol
why cant amerimutts handle the banter?

I'll give you a four dollar bargain matinee and not a penny more.

>I work here with my old man and my lackey, Ronan
>not Corvus Glaive
c'mon breh

ALSO WHY THE FUCK IS RON PERLMAN NOT THANOS AND WHY IS NO-ONE TALKING ABOUT IT??????

kek

What an embarrassing post

I HAVE THIS DEATH I'M LOOKING TO SELL

>he STILL cant handle it
lol

sure thing bud

CMON 6 GEMS
WE HAVE TO BALANCE THE UNIVERSE, RIGHT BABE

>passive aggressive
lol

Ron Perlman's voice isn't deep. He also isn't fit enough.

SAY IT LOUD SAY IT CLEAR
56%

LIGHT WEIGHT BABY

can somebody explain me for the fuck love of god why is ppl hyped over infinity war, the last avengers was shit

BECAUSE MORE HEROES AND VILLAINS = BETTER

This was definitely the case for Spiderman 3

underrated

I guess more cheap cgi too

your right ,that falsetto stiletto bitch would NEVER play an angry eggplant edgelord....just a tomato edgelord named hellboy

seriously tho,you dont even have to give him prosthetics, just paint him purple and let him loose

Look I got a guy named Tony, knows a thing or too about Stark Tech. If you're willing to wait a while I can give him a call and get him down to see what it's worth.

it's very obvious that you're a burger just so you know

It's a real chunk or rock flesh from The Thing's ass.

>captain america stolls into the shop
>Thanos instantly perks up upon seeing him
>"so what brings you down here?"
>"I'm thinking about selling my shield"
>rebuffs him with a questioning expression
>"alright how much do you want"
>"my asking price is one infinity gauntlet"
>"yeah I don't know about that, you want anything else? I got a nice mechanical web shooter and I'll throw in some carbonadium"
>"nah, that's my final offer"
>"well I guess we're done then" while sporting an obvious fake smile
>turns to leave
>thanos laughs as he activates the ice trap at the door
>"see you in 50 years captain!"

Because soyboys like Marvel.

wrong again, pal :^)
these movies are made for the yank audience