I’m Thanos, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my lackey, Ronan. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.
I’m Thanos, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my lackey, Ronan...
>offer me the souls of everyone in the universe and I will be your bride
>best I can do is half
lol
why cant amerimutts handle the banter?
I'll give you a four dollar bargain matinee and not a penny more.
>I work here with my old man and my lackey, Ronan
>not Corvus Glaive
c'mon breh
ALSO WHY THE FUCK IS RON PERLMAN NOT THANOS AND WHY IS NO-ONE TALKING ABOUT IT??????
kek
What an embarrassing post
I HAVE THIS DEATH I'M LOOKING TO SELL
>he STILL cant handle it
lol
sure thing bud
CMON 6 GEMS
WE HAVE TO BALANCE THE UNIVERSE, RIGHT BABE
>passive aggressive
lol
Ron Perlman's voice isn't deep. He also isn't fit enough.
SAY IT LOUD SAY IT CLEAR
56%
LIGHT WEIGHT BABY
can somebody explain me for the fuck love of god why is ppl hyped over infinity war, the last avengers was shit
BECAUSE MORE HEROES AND VILLAINS = BETTER
This was definitely the case for Spiderman 3
underrated
I guess more cheap cgi too
your right ,that falsetto stiletto bitch would NEVER play an angry eggplant edgelord....just a tomato edgelord named hellboy
seriously tho,you dont even have to give him prosthetics, just paint him purple and let him loose
Look I got a guy named Tony, knows a thing or too about Stark Tech. If you're willing to wait a while I can give him a call and get him down to see what it's worth.
it's very obvious that you're a burger just so you know
It's a real chunk or rock flesh from The Thing's ass.
>captain america stolls into the shop
>Thanos instantly perks up upon seeing him
>"so what brings you down here?"
>"I'm thinking about selling my shield"
>rebuffs him with a questioning expression
>"alright how much do you want"
>"my asking price is one infinity gauntlet"
>"yeah I don't know about that, you want anything else? I got a nice mechanical web shooter and I'll throw in some carbonadium"
>"nah, that's my final offer"
>"well I guess we're done then" while sporting an obvious fake smile
>turns to leave
>thanos laughs as he activates the ice trap at the door
>"see you in 50 years captain!"
Because soyboys like Marvel.
wrong again, pal :^)
these movies are made for the yank audience