I'm expecting this number is going to get lower as the days go on

I'm expecting this number is going to get lower as the days go on

Oh by the way, Trini's gay now
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Also, Billy is autistic.

At least it's a female ranger who's gay, not one of the guys.

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>What’s weird is that someone spent $105 million on a “Power Rangers” movie in 2017, and then decided that it should open with a gag about a teenage boy inadvertently masturbating a bull.

> it’s not for children, whose parents might let them watch the TV show on Saturday mornings, but may not understand why they’re supposed to laugh during the pre-credits scene in which a high school prank goes awry after a juvenile delinquent admits to mistaking a bull for a cow and yanking its dick until some “milk” came out.

>why play the series’ unforgettable theme song (“Go Go, Power Rangers!”) if you’re going to cut it off after just a few bars?

>the savant-like Billy, who struggles with sarcasm but amiably self-identifies as being on the Autism spectrum. He’s played by RJ Cyler, who never reprises his famous “Me and Earl and the Dying Girl” catchphrase (“‘dem titties”), but does get to articulate his character’s non-neurotypical nature in a monologue about how difficult it would be to “cram a ton of crayons in a butt.”

Also Kim is a sex criminal.

Not fucking Sup Forums.
>but they have comics
So does the Bible but that doesn't mean you can make threads about Noah or The Passion.

The movie is not an adaptation of the comics.
Take that shit to /m/ or Sup Forums.

/m/ here. Please keep this garbage in Sup Forums.

You faggots have a Power Rangers general though, that's where this shit belongs

Always knew the edge it was carrying would only carve itself up. They look really stupid trying to adult this fairly simple kid shit. Really went after the wrong crowd. And all that cgi is just a sin.

What, no Muslim character? Come on, it's 2017 in Drumpf's America!

>Implying you actually expected a decent product from Hollywood about some american/japonese tv series for kids

Yeah and muslims and mexicsns are illegal now

It's not like Power rangers were kino masterpieces i the first place they were just fun as fuck

that's why their representation is so important! And what about Trans kids?

They want to show a real minority in movies they should add some right-wingers we never see them in Hollywood

I fuckinf hate how overdesigned everything is in this adaptation. The Zords especially look awful.

Surprise surprise: autists and fags are cringy as fuck.

>copypaste

Why so triggered?

>all that cgi is just a sin.
The ironic thing is they actually made suits. Can you even say that about MCU Iron Man?

Don't know. Only MCU I ever cared for was IM1.

Just because he's a nigger doesn't mean he's autistic.

To me, the MMPR series is on par with the old Godzilla films from the 60's and 70's. Silly as hell but fun too.

Didn't they kinda ship Zack and Trini a bit in the show. Was that not as progressive?

I don't remember that at all, but then again I haven't watched the show in over 20 years. The main ship i remember from the show is Tommy and Kimberly.

>who never reprises his famous “Me and Earl and the Dying Girl” catchphrase (“‘dem titties”),
aw

COMICS

AND

CARTOONS

So, BvS had the piss jar, PR has the bull masturbation and cum.

Just why?

inb4 cuck insertion

That joke was in the original show.

No, by the time they started thinking about relationships between the characters Zack, Jason and Trini were booted off the show.

>revenge porn subplot
>power rangers

I feel sorry for anyone looking forward to this disaster

>>why play the series’ unforgettable theme song (“Go Go, Power Rangers!”) if you’re going to cut it off after just a few bars?

Oh come on! I understand if they didn't want to play the full song in the trailers but at least expected that it would be in the actual movie. This is fucking bullshit!

Fucking Hollywood and their hack jobs

ill watch a cam rip

Now I need to see it.

And from this description and my general understanding of Power Rangers premise, it sounds like they are all underage. Wouldn't Kimberly get indicted for child pornography?

>Maturbating a bull
>Crayons up the butt

what

oh my fucking lord

I need to watch this trash

>
Longtime Power Rangers fans will genuinely love this movie, which never resorts to self-mockery and (villain problems aside) doesn't talk down to its audience.
What even are critics? How can these people be so detached from reality?

they are fanboys with a web site, I've seen RT reviews give movies an A+ while admitting if they have no idea if it is good

All Iron Man movies have pratical armors, but not on every scene. Are you so retarded that you believe in Sup Forums memes?

And exactly how is that better? To be honest making Trini gay makes the filmmakers look a bit weak, like they decided to choose the safe progressive choice. Because making a female character gay really isn't that big of deal these days, at least compared to making a male character gay. David Yost, the actor who played Billy on the show, is gay and took shit from the producers of the show as well as Jason David Frank (who played Tommy) for being so. So I think making Movie Billy gay would have been a better move, though I would have wanted the filmmakers to ask Yost if he would be okay with it to prevent another Star Trek Beyond situation.

At the same time though I don't mind Trini being gay and Billy being autistic. For one, this is a movie that is seperate from the main canon of the shows. Movie Trini being gay and Movie Billy being autistic has absolutely no effect on Show Trini and Show Billy. Two, Power Rangers has always been diverse. Every show has had a diverse, multiracial cast. So I'm not exactly shocked that they're being diverse in new ways.

That's really nice, OP, but how in the ever-loving fuck is this Sup Forums related?

>revenge porn
Is this our newest narrative?

we see nazi movies all the time

kek

>Oh by the way, Trini's gay now

TRUMP WAS SUPPOSE TO STOP THIS

I don't care if they're gay or autistic, especially if it actually affects their character in an interesting way. But this movie just looks like shit, I knew from the first trailer. I don't know why anyone was excited about this

right after this next round of golf, I promise

>So I think making Movie Billy gay would have been a better move, though I would have wanted the filmmakers to ask Yost if he would be okay with it to prevent another Star Trek Beyond situation
This!

Also, R34 of Rita & Trini when?

>The Rangers are almost undone by a sexting scandal

Holy shit dude

Just holy shit

idk they stripped all the elements of the show i liked.
the dinosaur theme.
i know it was alien power, but the Sentai designs were way more appealing, the movie designs look like trash

Billy had the most love interests than any other character in the history of Power Rangers.
Making him gay would have been dumb

Tommy can be a ftm

user, this is not real.

Stop joking.

user pls

>People seriously thought that this was just "another take" on the franchise and wouldn't take itself too seriously

IT IS LITERALLY FANT4STIC 2. THE SAME THING (minus director shenanigans)

Gay guys have been disproportionately pushed for years now in media. Even if lesbians is and forever will remain a safe option due to heterosexual preference for them, there's been a lot less lesbians relative to gay guys that it's only fair to try and even things out.

>they actually made suits.
source?
pics?

What a coincidence this story about Trini being gay was dropped the same day the review embargo lifted

I kind of wanna see this trainwreck now. Any decent camrips or anything out yet?

>MFW my theater has absolutely no security so you can just walk in and sit down for a movie with no tickets

I went a couple times where I bought tickets and they never checked me for them

>you could see this shitshow for free

Are you going to user?

It doesnt have the ridiculous guitar riffs so it was bound to fail

They should have used the speed racer approach. Maybe audiences would be more receptive now.

>copypaste
nope

Also mods do your fucking job

>TFW normies only care about MMPR so they will never do anything like this to my favorite seasons

Feels good

>Mods
>Doing their job

My home board gets raided every other week and the mods ignore it, they won't do shit

Oh god! My sides! This sounds like the perfect movie to riff with friends. I'll wait for it to come out on bluray.

they only ever made the top half of the suit and its just use for talking shots like this. Every single action scene is 100% cgi.

Approval rating goes down.
Total box office return goes up.

You can tell there were some behind the scenes fist-cuffs with the tone of movie wanting either to be Marvel Cinematic Universe or Tranktastic Four.

Nazis were socialists you dumbfuck

>David Yost, the actor who played Billy on the show, is gay and took shit from the producers of the show as well as Jason David Frank (who played Tommy) for being so
it's important to remember that this is the story he tells and nobody else corroborates

maybe he was just a bitchy fag?

>Nazis were socialists
>A far-right movement
Just because it's in the name doesn't mean it was my nigga

there was nothing far right about the nazis, it was leftist in every way
fascism is about government control, this is a left wing ideal, not a right wing one

nazi germany was one step away from being communist

Just like Ghostbusters and Fant4stic amirite

american education

plz stop

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What was the name of that one fanfic? Pretty in Pink?

I-
Just......

Well, its Power Rangers. Its never exactly been aiming for 'high art'. Still might see it just for kicks.

And hey, Becky G is pretty hot, so...

>Maturbating a bull

HAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

I'm so going to watch this trainwreck with a friend

see, the reason you decided to meme was because you don't have any basis in reality for saying fascism is a right wing ideology

the state owns the means of production, plain and simple. You can't refute it

The opening joke is Jason jerking a bull off

end it shortly pls

>Well, its Power Rangers. Its never exactly been aiming for 'high art'.

That's what i thought. And when this was announced, I thought it would just be some dumb fun movie to not take seriously.

Then the trailer pops up with Pam's ex driving the Main Character to Juvie in dark filter with dreary music playing.

The thing is in normal PR or Toku you could make something dumb like that work

In fact EX-aid just had a MCDonald's sponsored episode. It was fantastic
youtube.com/watch?v=8BJd0II3eZY

People actually wanted to see this?

Did you only see the first trailer? The others show more of the camp, at least.

Also, another reason to see it: Bryan Cranston.

How fucking hard is it to make a Power Rangers movie? Just make it fun and loud and went all out in knowing what it was, you'd fucking drown in nostalgia cash.

>Oh by the way, Trini's gay now
Who the fuck cares, it'll be another Sulu, Beaty and the beast scenario

Everyone will get all hissy, bitching and moaning, and in the end it'll turn out to be a complete waste of EVERYONE's time.

Sulu kissed a dude and they went on their merry fucking way, a waste of 10 seconds of screen time, and weeks of people mindlessly bitching about a fictional character, no matter what, we all looked like asses, especially the asshat executives who made a god damn press release about it.

That doesn't mean it is okay to just be shit, something not being high art doesn't just some how mean you can wave away any issues

The series has a charm that comes from the stupidity. You can have fun and be creative without being "high art"

Pretty simple concept

>There are people doubting the King of Jews, Haim Saban's judgement skills for making money

It's like they're trying to be an Adam Sandler film!

>No movie could possibly match Dan the man's antics

im not the guy you are arguing with and i'm canadian. but please look up teh definition of right wing adn teh definition of left wing. right wing has an actual definition and it isnt "shit i dissagree with" nazism/fascism has alot more in common left wing ideology then right.

Its all in the wrist. And gotta keep that pressure.

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But is Bulk and Skull in the movie?

I hope not. They would ruin them, I'm sure of it.
Those two are some of the best memories I have from the original Power Rangers.

That just sounded more and more retarded as it went on