You've been tasked with stopping the Shape Shifting Master of Darkness

[Adam Reyes]

>You've been tasked with stopping the Shape Shifting Master of Darkness.

>Use the link below to find out your power that you will use in your quest to stop Aku.

>go to powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

How well do you do against Aku? Can you stop him?

[Isaiah Ramirez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light-Darkness_Manipulation

>Master of Darkness
>vs the guy with Light and Darkness powers
Well, it'll be interesting?

[Josiah Thompson]

Am I samurai jack?

[Eli Garcia]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Social_Embodiment
>The user embodies social values, which serve the purpose of letting people get along with one another.
we sit down and settle our differences politely

[Thomas Watson]

>Blessed Blood
There will be blood I can say that much.

[Isaiah Stewart]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Counter

lmao

[Isaac Young]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Probability_Computation

>The power to see the variables of any situation and predict the outcome.

I mean....Maybe, if I can find a roundabout way of doing it. That just tells me what gives me the best chance.

If it's anything like the answer-talk ability from Gash Bell then I might do it, but otherwise at least this gives me a nifty advantage on surviving the world hwere HIS EVIL IS LAW long enough to find a way to beat his ass

[Cooper King]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Companion_Allegiance?useskin=oasis
he's fucked

[Brody Powell]

>Useless against those who are immune to their own energy/attacks.

Nah bro, you're fucked

[Aaron Rogers]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Perfection_Embodiment?useskin=oasis

I guess I can perfectly defeat him.

[Colton Parker]

>Positivity Empowerment
Just gotta stay positive I guess?

[Thomas Ortiz]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnidirectional_Darkness_Waves?useskin=oasis
Well fuck.

[Brayden Howard]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Messianic_Plane_Manipulation?
I can make the shape shifting master of darkness depressed enough to do something else or just go into a thousand year depression

[Levi Phillips]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cycle_Manipulation

Yes, eventually. Through my own means or someone else's.

[William Hughes]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Key_Creation
>User can create keys of all types, sizes, materials, etc. from nothing or by shaping the existing matter or energy.

I create the key to his heart, and win.

[Julian Bailey]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fat_Inducement
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH
In reality this is useless considering Aku is a shapeshifter and probably doesn't have fat cells. I could fuck some of his minions over though.

[Camden Reed]

>badassery embodiment
youtu.be/k1BVyzRY3t4?t=23

[Parker Hall]

>I create the key to his heart
You're the Emperor?

[Liam Roberts]

> Alien Mind

>Power to possess a mind so alien that it is incompatible with normal minds. Sub-power of Eldritch Physiology and Madness Embodiment.

>The inner workings of the user's mind differ greatly from what could be considered "normal" or "sane" by the standards of most living things. Possible causes include being descended from an eldritch being, suffering from severe mental problems or being infused with chaotic forces.

This condition has several beneficial effects, as the differences between the mind of the user and normal people give them immunity to mental or dream based powers of all kinds. Powers such as Telepathy or Mind Control will at best, not work on the user, and at worst, backfire. Anyone foolish enough to invade the user's Inner World will find it an uninhabitable deathtrap. Even using Mental Shield Penetration on the user can be dangerous as their thoughts might start leaking and infecting anyone nearby.

I may be able to pull it off.

[Matthew Rivera]

Huh?

[Isaac Rivera]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Badassery_Embodiment

[Gabriel Parker]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Arm_Transformation
Make it into Jack's Sword
I win.

[Cooper Bennett]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Leviathan_Physiology

Well this should be fun
Especially if its Leviathan from Worm

[Samuel Baker]

What would badassery embodiement even fucking do?

[Mason Bailey]

You "create" Jack

[Bentley Ward]

SHIT

[Lucas Thompson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mask_Power
Well, that sounds versatile, so probably. I am kinda reliant on items, though.

[Brayden Bennett]

>Weather Manipulation.

I thought I was going to be screwed, but I guess not. I'm not positive if I can stop him, but I sure as hell can annoy him.

[Jaxon Moore]

I believe it's the "hope/determination breaking the laws of reality" sort of thing. Gurren Lagan and Doomguy come to mind.

[Charles Taylor]

idk but probably not much more than what it's already doing in the show

[Sebastian Taylor]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Empowerment

>The power to gain strength from time.

FLING ME INTO THE FUTURE BITCH I DARE YOU

[Kayden Taylor]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reforming

Well, I guess I'll have a lot of time to figure something out.

[Matthew Rodriguez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Path_to_Victory

Well I guess I win.

[Carson Myers]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Portal_Creation
holy shit, i dont even have to bother

[Brandon Hernandez]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/World_Ejection
Once a week he makes it back and I send him to the Kuiper belt again. World will be fucked again when I die, but man will it tick him off.

[Hudson Morales]

>Omega Physiology
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omega_Physiology
With a bit of prep time I think I'll win.

[Isaac Robinson]

It's not a very fancy power, but it'll serve its purpose. Basically how Jack's going to do it, lock Aku within his sword.

[Adam Scott]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rocket_Manipulation

Not much I could do against Aku directly but maybe I could help Jack get back to the past of I can propel rockets faster than light.

[Connor Nelson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Embodiment
I don't know, I think is the most boring and anticlimactic way to win

[Ayden Wright]

>Listed users: XANA from code lyoko
I forgot about that show, I always thought XANA was a cool idea for a villain.

[Connor Johnson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Primordial_Deity_Physiology
>The user either is or can transform into a primordial deity, a god, deity or divine being that has existed prior to or since the beginning of time.

I turn into Aku before he was attacked by the gods, kill him, get killed by the gods, and became Aku again.
Would that count?

[Colton Cruz]

You basically just have the power to truly comprehend how fucked you are.

[Jackson Long]

You'd be able to go back to the past, but you don't seem to be able to actually kill or hurt Aku.

[Sebastian Mitchell]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Reflection\

Well, I can survive and potentially hurt him. Odds are he just gets tired of attacking me and calls it a draw.

[Alexander Roberts]

Bro I'm to OP. I have SPONTAINIOUS UFO GENERATION.

The fuck

[Caleb Rivera]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Jump

>tfw you're just a swordless unfit version of Jack

[Luis Adams]

>Aku, I've come to bargain

[Matthew Ramirez]

>Users are able to create UFO's of shape or size of users choosing. Users able to create them for transportation purposes, for surveillance, and for attack and defense purposes.

Could a UFO kill an Aku

[Andrew Lewis]

You can fly?

[Nathaniel Moore]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Sealing

...what...

[Xavier Wood]

Hey, if I can't beat him at least I can go around and annoy him for a long time by messing with some of his plans by finding the one way they can fail

and none of that graveyard bullshit he pulled on Jack, the power would alert me that going in that direction = Aku fucks my shit up

[Landon Johnson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrically_Enhanced_Speed

>The ability to move faster using electricity.

Am I fucked?

[Ryan Ross]

WATCHA!

[Jason Garcia]

How the fuck would you put together enough variables to predict an ambush?

[Liam Mitchell]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Orbital_Force_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

Throw the lanet, or him into the sun/black hole.

[Julian Rodriguez]

Well, the world would be going to UNSPEAKABLY EVIL shit and it's not like I'd have anything else better to do other than be on the run and try to find a way to beat him

Maybe if I take two hours choosing between every divergent road he'll be so bored as to not spy on me even, making my job easier

[Xavier Kelly]

...

[Lincoln Cook]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Weaponry
u-uh
Well Ill just give swords to Jack, and he can sort it out.
Ill give fuckin everyone a divine sword.
Ill give Scotsman a gun that SHOOTS DIVINE SWORDS DAMMIT

[Daniel Jones]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/TCG_Manipulation
>The ability to have empathic control over a Trading Card Game (TCG) deck. Sub-power of Card Manipulation.
AKU!
IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D DUEL!

[Michael Morgan]

>Fill Aku with water
>He pops and reforms slightly more angry and uncomfortable

[Camden Ross]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Vessel
did I win?

[Brody Ortiz]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Messianic_Plane_Manipulation

I have no idea what this do.

[Kevin Rodriguez]

You could always run away, but you couldn't hurt Aku beyond annoying him.

[Robert Moore]

Nah, you have the Speed Force.

[Ayden Kelly]

>Ill give fuckin everyone a divine sword.
I somehow feel this will eventually backfire in the morally bankrupt world of Aku.
In fact I'm betting most with a vendetta against Jack for beating them would go after him first with the odds are little better before they think to attack Aku.

[Isaac Gomez]

He'd need batteries if I understood correctly.

[William Peterson]

Why is this a thing?
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Jabberwock_Physiology?useskin=oasis

[John Clark]

A creature that doesn't use its phone to post on Sup Forums.

[Robert Ramirez]

well if theyre all divine swords like Jack has then they wouldnt be able to hurt him.

[Dominic Anderson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Connection

>If the user ever dies or is killed then death itself may cease to exist as well.

i guess i have to hide until someone else kills aku before he kills me and becomes truly immortal

[Colton Brooks]

>Demon Lord Physiology
I reckon we can come to an agreement.

[Jason Rivera]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Negation

I can at least contain him. However I assume once I die or my concentration lapses he will bust out.

[Tyler Scott]

Hey Aku, wanna see me run to that mountain and back? Wanna see me do it again?
Welp, you can't be killed unless Aku has the Vorpal Blade

[Alexander Myers]

>Be Aku, shape-shifting master of darkness and ruler of Earth

>Only threat is that damn samurai with the magic sword that won't die

>One day a mob approaches my Fortress of Evil

>Don't even want to bother, but I have to stop any who dare to oppose me

>Go out and expand to 100 feet tall

>"FOOLS! YOU DARE TO OPPOSE AKU?"

>The cunts shoot arrows at me

>Don't even bother dodging, I'll just let them see how pointless attacking me is before I kill most of them

>Arrows hit me

>pain.gif

>see that I'm burning away

>My last moments are spent wondering what the fuck happened

[Brayden Kelly]

The only honorable thing to do is to let Jack and Aku remain immortal together, to keep Aku in his depressed slumber away from the world.

[Jose Bennett]

I guess I'm Tinkerbell now.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fairy_Dust_Manipulation

[Ryan Kelly]

perfect

[Jeremiah Campbell]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Entity_Creation
If i keep spawning shit from a distance something is bound to kill him.
Best case scenario i create a million Scaramouch of differing elemental powers and go out with the biggest smile on my face.

"The ejection/removal is permanent until the user allows them to come back."
Nah dude you're golden.

[Daniel Myers]

Judging by how the future looks, you'd be one hell of a PCP salesman.

[Ryder Jackson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hippocampus_Physiology

Nnnno. No I don't. In fact, assuming I turn into a cute siren girl, I probably end up as one of those damsels that need rescuing or whatever. For a given value of damsels. Speaking of sirens and hippocampi however, check out cpi related.

[Carter Perry]

>absolute immortality

It's an eternal stalemate.

[Luke Morgan]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light-Darknes. I think I win.

[Liam Cox]

Your power is to get b&

[Angel Watson]

I thought that was Angel Dust. Or is that meth?

[Liam Morgan]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Embodiment

Quite possibly, I could kill him.

[Brody Phillips]

Most people just call it dust, but yeah the full term is angel dust for pcp.

[Bentley Russell]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Luck_Erasure

Aku trips and falls on the sword. I win.

[Easton Anderson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Vortex_Creation

Pst nothing personel kid!

[Jaxson Williams]

YOU FOOL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU DARE SUMMON HIM?

[Logan Cox]

I don't know what you're on about. I just noticed that some show copied the designs? It's the show that we mustn't name, right? Fucking autists.

[John Bennett]

he comes

[Grayson Lopez]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Internal_Rupturing
Just don't know, if Aku have sone internal organs.

[Caleb Moore]

>Delete Aku's good luck
>Delete own bad luck
Not only they copied the designs, they copied the powers and everything
I still enjoyed the movie

[Jonathan Clark]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spirit_Magic

I think I might have a chance

[Ryan Green]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Physiology
>The power to transform into or have a physical body made up of pure power.

Darkness vs Power, if we fuse we could become Terry Crews. I don't know if I can beat him but it would be a awesome battle.

[Carter Baker]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reforming

... Welp, at least he won't be able to kill me.

[Brayden White]

A divine strike does not immediately kill Aku though, and the pain from the arrow would just have Aku send out the usual beetle drones to deal with the mob.

[Adam Powell]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sephirot_Mimicry

I don't know, it's not really telling me what I can do.

[Zachary Ward]

I can beat him right?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Embodiment

[Gabriel Lee]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Infusion

kek

>this wont help me get a gf tho