Tomorrow, after over 2 and a half years of waiting, we will FINALLY find out what the fuck Nick Fury whispered into Thor's ear that made him unworthy.
Last chance to speculate.
The whisper
Luke Brown
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Landon Bailey
1 year and 4 months after i stopped giving a fuck.
Nicholas Watson
Jace Lopez
>Unworthy says what?
Christopher Harris
It will be shit.
David Wilson
Wasnt that shit explained in Whor that the Hammer is sentient or some shit?
Ayden Murphy
You are not odins son.
Alexander Richardson
Whatever it is, I guarantee you it wasn't worth the wait. I bet Aaron thought he'd never have to address it.
Remember how nobody cared when they revealed Whor's identity? This will be the same thing.
Michael Russell
I still like the "Thor kills Jane Foster" idea.
Xavier Walker
"You gave Jane Foster cancer"
Jaxson Moore
Yeah, but that doesn't actually explain what the whisper was. Finding out that the hammer is sentient wouldn't make him unworthy.
Carson White
>Gorr was right
Adrian Ramirez
>You killed Donald Blake
Parker Reyes
He reminded Thor of the promise that he made to Odin not to touch Mjolnir when he was young.
It's pretty fucking simple.
As for how Fury knows about the promise, I don't know Loki was probably a fly or something and relayed the info to Fury.
Ethan Edwards
We already know how Nick Fury knew, he had access to the Watcher's secrets and the Watcher knows everything.
Blake Ortiz
>Tomorrow, after over 2 and a half years of waiting, we will FINALLY find out what the fuck Nick Fury whispered into Thor's ear that made him unworthy.
We will? You don't think they'll just puss out and keep it a secret?
Landon Flores
SCANBRO! I SUMMON THEE
Joseph White
what will this be all about
Hudson Thomas
bleedingcool.com
>comments section
>Thor: “Fury. When he whispered to me. The whisper that left me unworth. All he said was…Gorr was right.”
>Bill: “Gorr? The God Butcher? Gorr the God Butcher was right? Right about what?”
>Thor: “About everything. Gods…are vain and vengeful creatures. Always have been. The mortals who've worshiped us for centuries…would all be better off without us. We gods do not deserve their love. No matter how much we fight to fool ourselves. We are ALL unworthy.”
>Bill: “You don't truly believe that. You can't.”
>Thor: “If I did not…I would still be holding my hammer.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
James Morris
Odin as thor.
Isaiah James
haha benis :DDDD
Ryan Cox
Holy shit, I was right. Word for word even.
Jose Martinez
but they already showed this in the first unworthy issue
Ryan Bailey
Fuck that would be so lame.
Eli Long
That's just some guy in the comments section. All we know for sure is that Odinson ain't getting that hammer.
Colton Brown
>"Unworthy says what...."
Julian Jenkins
YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE, STARING AT THE SUNNNNN NN
Asher Kelly
>Traps and Futa are still gay
Ayden Lewis
It's so obvious that Aaron had no idea what Fury whispered when he wrote it.
He just thought it'd be a cool scene
Eli Barnes
I remember hearing this being called like six months ago. Either it's guaranteed or it's going to be something even dumber.
Isaac Reed
>"Jane Foster is THE REAL Thor"
Dylan Watson
He whispered
your gay
Nathan Barnes
his gay what?
Kevin Ward
ALL THE ASGARDS ARE ALIENS.
Jace Campbell
liar!
Gabriel Bennett
No I just read the issue myself I can confirm it. That is the truth.
Nolan Evans
Prove it, post a picture.
John Martinez
...
David Harris
Science has proven conclusively that futa is not gay.
Gabriel Ward
>"Your hammer is gay for you."
Ian Lopez
This. Thor was unable to hold the hammer when he was a child, and his mother tried to discourage him from trying and to just forget about it. Thor was puzzled because he thought being Odin's son entitled him to being able to pick up the hammer.
Ethan Bell
>over 2 and a half years of waiting
Hunter Brooks
Original Sin was back in 2014, so it's been almost 3 years.
Oliver Rodriguez
i'll repeat what I've always said - Fury didn't talk to Thor, he talked to the hammer.
Luis Bell
>Some guy
Look at Bill's first line. The one who wrote it was clearly Bendis.
Bentley Ward
Motherfuck. Like Thor didn't already know that anyway.
Fuck are there any parts of Aaron Thor that arent just weaker versions of the back half of Jurgens Thor?
Samuel Adams
Ha no. But here's something the post doesn't mention the All New Ultimate Thor aka War Thor. Wait till the storytime.
Jace Howard
Your name is Clor.
Zachary Mitchell
Some user here suggested that Fury said "Thor is still dead, you're the Reed Richards clone thing."
It ain't a profound explanation but I could live with it knowing Kirby/Lee Thor has been on ice al this time.
Nolan Rodriguez
That would be kind of a cool twist but would also make no fucking sense.
Connor Martinez
Huh? The bleedingcool article already mentioned that
Nathan Johnson
They could retcon it so that Odin could have used Clor as a replacement after "Fear Itself."
Adam Price
Aaron's a hack.
James Moore
>the war Thor
I'm done, I can't be wasting my time with this shit anymore.
Isaiah Morales
I was expecting to be disappointed and underwhelmed, not stupified but I guess the joke's on me.
Nicholas Long
That science is biased and faulty.
Andrew Roberts
How can the hammer be gay if it's apparently female?
Michael Hughes
oh look it's another episode of Sup Forumsmplain about books i've never read or intend to.
Ian Davis
It is really the real Thor and it identifies as female.
Julian Cooper
>"benis"