Name one funny moment from this show that wasn't in the music videos

name one funny moment from this show that wasn't in the music videos

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"Hello, my name is 'your name'."
From that telemarketer episode. Had me dying for some reason.

The boys getting wasted on near beer.

Cop: I'm going to give you a sobriety test.

Butthead: Uhh we're too drunk to take a test.

When they destroy Anderson's pool

today we'll be talking about THE PENIS

>"Young man, in the morning, would you come by my office?"
>"Huh Huh Huh. You said 'morningwood'."

When beavis is choking and butt head goes for a walk and see the guys playing basketball yelling choke and he starts laughing and says something like "oh yeah huh huh huh huh"

Stealing golf balls

In that same episode where beavis thinks butthead is playing charades with him.
>you're choking...
>on chicken?
>you're choking your chicken? hehehehehe

The entire show is funny, I don't need to justify it.

Haha yes that's the one

The episode with Jim the Substitute

"We gave them to some kid after he showed us a dead deer."

"It was all bloated and stuff. I poked it."

"Wise choice, men. Life experience beats book learning any day."

Music videos were the worst part fag

>but ciptin, the klingons are approaching
>warp speed mr sulu

AND THE VAGINA

But that Pantera one was the best moment on the show.

GO TO YOUR ROOM, PANTERA!

the part where beaver puts his shitty looking fake nose in the porn star's asshole

David Spade as the manners teacher.
>He sure likes to touch
>Yeah, heheheh he tried to touch my wiener
>WHAT?! YOU LITTLE LIAR!

>HERE LIES BEAVIS
>HE NEVER SCORED

Literally every moment. You gen Y runt.

the one where god sends an angel to kill them and he keeps slipping off an icy bridge into freezing water

NO! NO! IT CAN'T BE!

>come to Butthead

I still can't believe that exists

>boys we’re not always going to have the tv around to entertain us
>you said anus
>hehehehehehehe

Aint those the boys that's been whacking off in mah toolshed?

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That is the best episode. For fuck's sake it always gets me
>Harry Sachz
And they fucking give him Stewart's address not even on purpose.

>????
>Ent-er-tain-us
>Anus Oh yeah Huh huh huh huh huh huh

youtube.com/watch?v=VZJxRe_BEQ4

The one where Beavis thinks he's pregnant was a highlight for me

when they are watching gilligans island. that shit is funny

>what street do you live on?
>I live in a house dumbass

wow i never saw that. only the version with Van Driessen.

Always wondered how Beavis and Butthead could afford a house, how did they pay the electricity bill, buy food etc. Think I have autism.

>Hey butthead... My thing itches, like really bad.
>Uhh, did you try washing it?
>With water? No way!

Their mothers were prostitute roommates.

Is that canon?

Holy shit, I forgot how Stewat's dad tries to get out of the beating by blaming his son.

They both had single moms who are deliberately always absent.
They survived on microwave burritos, nachos, and food they stole from burgerworld.

They're teenagers, it's not their house. IIRC, they mention Beavis living in another house a few times. I always assumed they were hanging out at Butt-head's house, and his mom was a deadbeat who was either never around or always incapacitated, probably because of something to do with drugs or prostitution.

The “whores and fornicators” bit when they picket the abortion clinic is pretty funny

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it's a great episode.

God damn it Pantera, you treat your step mother with respect!

When they have the candy drive. They just give each other 2 dollars back and forth, then the teacher or whatever beats the shit out of them for fucking it up so bad

Reminder that before the boomers destroyed the country it was completely viable for 2 high school students who were almost retarded and worked at a local fast food joint to own a home in a relatively decent neighborhood.

that episode where they are supposed to prune that tree and they just cut it down and it falls on the house

>washing the golf balls
>progessively laughing harder when the guys on the green keep talking about shafts and woods

They certainly exist but its clear that music video segments were among the best.
If we can be flexible: the entire movie. Which was the high point. The movie is absolutely great. Better than any episode.

But these are all from last season when the show was shit.

die fly die
Chocking
werewolves

I can't tell the difference between them at all.

That one about them trying to get porn

That episode is high tier

This.

The movie is far superior to the shows for once.

How the fuck did it not get renewed after that season a couple years ago? Mind boggling.

King diamon/mercyful fate was extremely funny

MTV's new target demographic found it "too gross". Not even kidding.

Pretty sure only one of them lived there and they were teenagers so he lived with his parent(s)

mfw kids these days don't even know this is how King of the Hill started

the one where Beavis gets a nose bleed is GOAT

Beavis talking with the 911 operater is great too.
>Here's how you help your friend
>Butthead's not really my friend though

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Kids these days haven't heard of this or king of the hill

Stewart was the original butters.

Beavis fertilizing the bean sprout project.

Beard Boys

Damn we're smooth

DIARRHEA CHA-CHA-CHA!

Todd rules

The episode where he thanks them is my favorite

I know it isn't as funny as some of the other moments brought up in this thread, but the way Butthead grabs the trick or treaters candy at the beginning of the Halloween episode and thinks it's free handouts always gets a chuckle out of me.

>make a porno parody of a show where the whole joke is that the two main characters can never get laid, thus defeating the whole purpose
Why are pornstars such plebs?

>then it will get wet

god what a great show

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I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOOLE!

WASHING THE DOG
WASHING THE DOG

I UNDERSTAND YOUR FRUSTRATION SIR