Why did it suck so much?
Why did it suck so much?
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This iiiiiiiiiis the end
You mean your mouth lol?!
but it didnt tho
Yeah QoS was the real kino rite? Fuck off
So I reckon you didn't watch Spectre?
It didn’t lol
It was a James Bond flick, when have they ever been good?
Now this was a proper shitshow. Skyfall even has the best modern Bond theme.
>Do you like the island? My grandmother had an island. Nothing to boast of. You could walk around it in an hour, but still it was, it was a paradise for us. One summer, we went for a visit and discovered the place had been infested with rats. They'd come on a fishing boat and gorged themselves on coconut. So how do you get rats off an island? Hmm? My grandmother showed me. We buried an oil drum and hinged the lid. Then we wired coconut to the lid as bait and the rats would come for the coconut and... they would fall into the drum. And after a month, you have trapped all the rats, but what do you do then? Throw the drum into the ocean? Burn it? No. You just leave it and they begin to get hungry. And one by one they start eating each other until there are only two left. The two survivors. And then what? Do you kill them? No. You take them and release them into the trees, but now they don't eat coconut anymore. Now, they only eat rat. You have changed their nature. The two survivors. This is what she made us.
What did he mean by this?
QoS is the true patrician choice. Fuck off with your fag opinion.
why is craig always wearing this faggy clothes?
>all the rats are dead
>good thing we have these rat eating rats on hand
Because Craig is a terrible Bond
it was fucking great you're just another casi-nu cuck
Shouldn't there be 1 rat left? Why wouldn't the bigger rat eat the little rat?
The writer was really really counting on Connery to come back as the elder Bond at the mansion.
probably because it had the same two shitty writers as all the other bad Bond movies
best fucking entrance
it didn't
Because NuBond abandoned everything Bond-esque about the series in favor of British Jason Bourne
This scene was great and he was the best Craig Bond villain easily
Quantum was already a copy of spectre, why not keep it with that name?
Why make the enemy bloefeld if he doesnt appear in the other movies or has the same persona
Why make him related to Bond at all?
It was fanfiction tier
>Le planned to get caught
Name 1 (one) movie where this is good writing
Wow that wouldve been top
Awful fucking Adele song.
>dude what if i just say the name of the movie but add a little flourish lmao
You posted the wrong poster
This is what happens when Eon finally gets the rights for SPECTRE and blofeld. They rushed the whole movie and it was a diaster. One of the worst bond films ever (and that's saying something)
Oh yiu asked skyfall not spectre, who would know with that awful generic poster
unironically TDKR
It wasn't atrocious but it fell well short of being good also.
>that absolutely ridiculous hacking/escape on the London Underground scene
>that stupid moment where the helicopter plays ABBA or something out loud
>literally everything feeling fan-fictionesque
Also they really hammed up the main theme, couldn't go 5 minutes without
>DUDE YOU'RE OLD NOW AND EVERYONE ELSE IS YOUNG HOW WILL YOU COPE WITH THIS NEW REALITY LMAO
being shoved down your throat.
Bardem had a good monologue though which is an all-timer for the Bond series, it looked beautiful and that scene in China was nice.
>>literally everything feeling fan-fictionesque
The entire series is literally fan-fiction ever since Ian Flemming stopped working on it
24: LAD
0 cool weapons and gadgets
Yes but this especially.
For example I can get lost in some of the other films, or my sense of enjoyment overrides the fact I am watching a copy of a copy.
you can thank bourne/austin powers for that
it was good, much better than SPECTRE
looked fucking great tho
lmao this is some Cuckoldino tier ripoff
>Cuckoldino
if you were referring to the tarantino, I hope you realize he was the reason why the film Casino Royale happened.
Why did he had to get caught to attack a random high court?
Also bond knows where M lives, why cant he?
Skyfall>>>>>>Casino Royale>QoS>Spectre
>Regular check-ups on the barrel to see how the rats are doing
>Waiting until there are exactly 2 (two) left
>Fish them out of the barrel of rat corpses and shit
>Release them into your land
Your gran was a retard mate
007 has had it's time. Some things should be laid to rest. Just look at The Simpsons.
>no idea which one is bond
tension: ruined
i think that's kind of the point, user
National treasure 2: book of secrets
Good visuals good actors and good direction but it was the peak of one films taking themselves too seriously. Compare to goldeneye which reinvented Bond for the post Cold War era while keeping it fun this decided to rip off The Dark Knight and play up the "old dog" thing when this was only supposed to be Bonds third adventure after the pointless hard reset.
Shit meme
se7en
kino
Also Olga was hot
Casino Royale >>> QoS > Skyfall >>>>>>>>Spectre
elaborate
completely, utterly nonsense plot
so he would like to have directed one
and he would have done it in the 60's
wow we owe so much to him
The one that doesn't have the fucking gun?
Skyfall was GOAT compared to Spectre
>It was me James, all along
>There are only about six people in the world who could set up fail-safes like this.
>Can you get past them?
>I invented them.
no that was casino royale
Trips of truth
It was ok for me in TDK but only because there was the idea that Joker hadn't really planned to be caught but he had planned for the possibility of it. Where Skyfall's "one step ahead" villain fails is that he has one specific goal and every other character needs to do exactly the right thing for it to work which gets ridiculous in the end. Joker just wanted to fuck with Gotham as much as possible and that was it so he just made up shit as it went along.
>Bloefeld is a frutiy fruitcake
>Everythimg hints to Bloefeld becoming a reocurring Villain with him getting his scar
> lol jk I'm in prison now and James retires
Worst shit