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I'm A Celeb /Toff trial!/ Edition

Test

>tfw Toffs trial isn't to make you cum 11 times for 11 stars

The results are in!

Low test

Good day chaps

Where is the toff's bum poster

>*knibbles your strawberries*
>*gargles your cream*
>*grabs your star and takes the plunge*

6th for Iain

*steals your strawberries*

What you gonna do whiteboi?

WHO HERE /IAINHEAD/

Well he certainly ain't coming 1st!

NEver watched this before, what am I in for?

>mfw Im a celeb, blitz: the bombs that changed britain and mrs brown's boys are all on at the same time

Would you let your mother die in her sleep tonight for a chance to place your hand on Toff's bum?

Next year's camp has leaked, lads.
>Nigel Farage
>Rachel Riley
>Kate McCann
>Roy Keane
>Louis Theroux
>Aiden Gillen
>Holly Willoughby
>Nigela Lawson
>Bradley Walsh
>Kay Burley

Late arrivals
>Ross Kemp
>Diane Abbott

>Jack still in the credits

Top banter from the best TV presenters of all time, who have literally just wandered into work from the pub.

Every person on this list is far, far too famous to actually be on the show

>Late Arrivals not Ant & Dec

Did anybody in the camp ever address Jack's departure? What must it be like when he comes in and says "I'm leaving because I'm a racist" or whatever?

bradley walsh would definitely be up for it

He;'s on Dr Who user, he's doing fine

>It's a Dennis is assblasted by Strawberrygate episode

TINY

MAN

>Amir wouldn't do it
Oh fuck off

FUCKING HELL

JAMIE BITCHING ABOUT IAIN WHEN IT WAS AMIR REEEEE FUCKING BASTARD

i imagine a producer came into camp and took him out in front of everyone.
shame well never see the footage

Yeah that's right, no Brexit talk. Keep it that way.

I hope Iain smokes them all. When it comes to voting to saving them, we all HAVE to save our guy IAIN.

Iain a bitch

Actual state of Trump lads

>All niggers must burn, Stanley.

boxing """champion"""

Didn't he get a silver medal then bomb out of professional?

Iain ate all that food because he's a fat twat lmao

Amir's a cunt and Iain's getting the blame.

PUNISHED IAIN

Why are they whinging about these fucking strawberries like it's some high crime?

Iain and Martin make their move TONIGHT.

You're missing the best guest.

Would be too much effort to take him out desu. No point

Iain came up with it

Amir was a good boy, he dindu it, leave him alone

Strawberrygate is 100% staged, correct?

strawberrygate

>"it was Amir's idea"
>suddenly it's something to laugh about

Cunts

>Amir, I'll fess up, if you don't have to then that's fine
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>A-Amir came up with it!

What a fucking pussy!!!

That was a weak joke about "garden gate", a rare miss from Bant and Kek

AGAIN

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It's Reality TV.

Remember Ant's heroingate over the summer?

Don't know, it has that feel, but I also wondered why don't the 2 just eat the prize, not that hard to imagine that they have the same idea. Especially when starving.

Also they mean Strawberrygate gate?

>damp Toff
wew

I don't blame him, everyone else was shunning him and forgiving Amir because they assumed Iain pushed him into it

>nipplegate

>Jamie thinking Ian is being a complete jew
Kek

He was unified champion of whatever division he fights in for two years. He just peaked really young.

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wasnt there a year where they were took out of camp because of a storm?

No wonder he has a beard with that chin

amir you let the muslim brotherhood down

No. It was just a phenomenal example of why low IQ people commit crimes (or steal strawberries). People think that you have to be evil to commit certain crimes when really most horrible shit is just done by functioning retards. Amir couldn't process the repercussions of what he was doing. He's not intelligent enough to empathise with other people. I'm 100% confident it was real.

>It's a Dennis and Jamie suck Amir's cock while shitting on /ourguy/ episode
>They will never ride the Space Rocket
>They will never jump for a star
>They will always be wannabe hardman dudebros

Lol these are rich boy Football stars/actors whinging about missing out on Strawberrys & Cream like bitches, they can get fucked.

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i wander who did that kek

>All this Takbir from Amir

>all your drinks are halal

Keith is a forced meme.

halal strawberrys

Oh great, immunity challenges. They'll save Jenny and Vanessa cos they're "nice"

staring role for kiosk lad today

I'm confused. How do they win immunity for camp mates?

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Amir is used to eating this kind of food anyway

how the fuck do you have a halal bug?

>The final boss of the I'm A Celeb Universe is a fucking Strawberry man

nice

Toff gagging incoming

I would let my mother die in her sleep for far less than that because she's incredibly depressed and a compulsive hoarder and also not taking care of herself and enabling my brother who is wasting his life away being a NEET.

drained them of their blood in a mini abattoir

toff looks different today

Vomit fruit and goats liver so far

shoo shoo skelly

HONKING

>TFW I had a dream last night that Amir was a double child murderer
Don’t steal strawberries around me lads, My Brain will equate you to a childmurderer.

Toff is delightful.

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>blended pig snout

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP!

>Amir and Toff will not be returning

Iain on his own now.

>TAKBAR! ALLI ACKBAR! TIS FUGGIN BLENDED PIG LIVER! YOU LIED!
>*autistic inbreeding*

ant and amir new double act

Their throats are slit.

Vanessa is definitely first out.

>double child murderer

It's actually much worse.

Nah, I'd say the smart money is on Jack going first

Oh Jesus don’t remind Me.
Public Execution of police officials WHEN?!

I thought she was the curvy one

Post Toff instead please

Wow total lack of Beckyposters ITT.

british public has a long history of racist voting so yeh i reckon you might be right shame tho id rather others went first

Vintage BRAP