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I'm A Celeb Thread #2

First for VARDY

Stanley is a fucking idiot, he just pretends to know things

3rd for martin

amirs got this in the bag

Iain OUT

Female comedians BTFO
Female politicians BTFO
Tiny little men BTFO

xth for based cute Mistress Becky!!
PLEASE PEG ME edition

Good thing they're not SQUABBLING about who would cook the squab

shag/marry/kill out of all the girls
who do you choose, lads?
vanessa / toff / becky

toff>ness>shappi>slag>questiontime>fiz

Literal subhuman.

Give curvy vanessa back

Squab is pigeon

Fuck’s sake, what a waste.
Also how many women do you think Jamie has Banged by now?
I’d say 24.
Man must be in Heaven atm not having that scowl around.

Has Rebekah even talked this episode?

no nor stanley

Just scowled in the Corner.

Toff's bum is for ______

I'd bang the shit out of Kez in all honestly lads
Fucking kek

Wiping

investigating

Getting skynet vibes lads

people who like 12 year old boys

Forgot to ask yesterday.

Did anyone see Shappi smoking a fag the other day? Not sure if I made it up or not.

brapping

is not for working class plebeian cock

>it's so thick
Toff, you can't just say things like that desu

>ANT AND DEC'S LIFE FORCE!

That Sainsbury's ad is vile.

How tall is little Dennis Wise?

That pic looks like it was taken in one of the gulf states.
>tfw she was probably there at the behest of some sheikh so he could do all kinds of degrading shit to her

God damn I fucking love Ant and Dec lads

where did he go??

Dance tracks covered by an orchestra.. why? Who the fuck is it aimed at?

found the nigger

>DUDE WHERE'S MUH ONE VIEWER LMAO
>Susannah stop emasculating me you cunt

It was literally in the days before she went in the jungle, it's a beach in Australia

I was literally only thinking about this
Weird

yeh i reckon its not allowed in the camp area

>It's a Martin kills the producers and turns the show into Battle Royale episode

See the end of this
youtube.com/watch?v=Vd0-ETjPppo

patting reassuringly so she'll relax before you jam the plug in

>*slaps Holly's ass*

theres a reason theyve won presenter of the year award for the past 16 years in a row

SHTUM

He posts in /brit/ all the time.

How's the new WoW raid lads?

Dennis is too little for this mission

>Employment is for faggots, kids, don't listen to this old Normalfag, he doesn't even have two testicles!

What other presenters are there? Dermot's utter shite

>It’s a Martin emerges from the soil with Ola’s decaying corpse over his shoulder episode

?

Don’t post Army Dog on a blue board

>they're in my boobs

shwing

The camp looks different every year lads. Do they rebuild the set in the same place every season or are there abandoned camps all over the Australian rain forest? The latter is a comfy thought.

Impregnating.

...

The little man is keeping his cool pretty well, lads

>*autistic driving*

5'5"

HOW does he not recognise how stupid & cringey he looks doing these pics?
NO ONE can be that Autistic.

could anyone replace ant and dec?

>you and three friends

THOU ART AN INFANTESIMAL FELLOW!

youd be surprised

Mulhern hosting solo.

I'll take you with me when I win user

user we have been through this to be replaced the must combine in to.. .....

Dick & Dom but they were blacklisted years ago for being too explicitly anti-Islamic.

imagine letting this cunt front up some of ur channels biggest shows

>it's a Lady C calls Duncan Bannatyne a pussy and starts throwing animals on the fire episode

Niggers who think they're cultured Kangs.

Why not Mulhern and Willoughby

martin lewis money show
>ITV

>booooogggeeeyyyyss

>Even a V.I.P., needs to V.I.BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>yfw the money saving expert is a Jew

Should've guess but, damn, he must be one of the good ones, right next to Shatner.

I know can you imagine how awesome it would be so stop being a huge faggot.

AMIR AND IAIN YUSSSSSS

Which of this year's contestants smoke?

Strawberry SURVIVORS
Howling desu

No justice for the Strawberry thieves

It's confirmed. The universe favours alpha strawberry stealers.

Thought Amir and Toff were already immune

>tfw no Burger King in muh town

FFS McDonalds will never have a deal like the King Box for a million years!

same badly explained

What did they do?

Amir is so hate-able and so based at the same time

STRAWBERRYHU ACKBAAAAR!!

I had one today mate, was really tasty. BBQ Long King, Chicken nuggets and fries

>it's a Toff turns over one of the boards to reveal Martin's face episode

>Oooh it's awful, user. I stink, there's bugs still crawling on me, goo squelching down my tits to my pants. I simply need a good cleaning before I go to bed.

Why is there a plush monkey

trashed their career by exposing themselves as islamophobes

>LITERALLY not a single noise from Stanley all episode

And not a picture either, just his smiling face "Alright love!"

You just know the entire Leicester squad is voting for her.

> It triggers the wire traps around the camp, cutting Amir and Toff in half

I;d like to try ot Becky's grothole, if you know what I mean