Get hype guys, it's the last three episodes of the season!
>IT’S WAR — The Legends must devise a plan to retrieve the last remaining fragments of the Spear of Destiny from the Legion of Doom. They find themselves in France at the height of World War I faced with the knowledge that they must destroy the mystical object. They enlist the help of a soldier by the name of John Ronald Reuel Tolkin (guest star Jack Turner) and find that the Spear is leading them into the heart of the war. Meanwhile, the team must all resist the temptation of the Spear, and the return of a former teammate.
>HE TURNED THE TOWER TO JELLYBEANS THE ABSOLUTE MAD MEN
Tyler Torres
TRANSMUTATIONS AND SALUTATIONS MOTHER FUCKERS!
Logan Flores
>Transmuting the spire into jellybeans FUCK YES FIRESTORM.
Joseph Mitchell
>they're not smart enough for this to be happening
kek Thawne
Hunter Hill
THEY FINALLY USED FIRESTORM'S POWER
Luke Smith
why are they suddenly competent
Kayden Lewis
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I'M IN CHARGE HERE
Nathan Young
...
Bentley Phillips
Sup Forums come on. Do you seriously still watch this show? What redeeming features does it possibly have? Be honest.
And don't talk about how attractive the actors are because that's not an argument.
Liam Edwards
Time to never use it again
Mason Sullivan
Because they're going to lose it by the end of the episode.
Come on, we all know it.
Isaiah Cook
It's campy as hell and the character interactions are good.
Nicholas Campbell
THE FIRE GUN BURNS!
WHO WROTE THIS EPISODE?!
Parker Bell
Why is Jesus' blood so evil?
Nathaniel Morris
revealed by flames in a Tolkien ep kek
Aiden Howard
Hey Firestorm why not try turning it into jellybeans too.
Juan Moore
We're in the Shin Megami Tensei universe now
Brandon King
>World War 1 >Spear from Christian Lore >Spear gets burned and shows a hidden message
Huge Tolkien reference here
Carter Campbell
And lesbians are hot. Duh.
Ethan Smith
Okay, Rip, why would the spear do that?
Wait, is the Spear doing the Lord of the Rings bit?
Adam Jackson
Why don't they just throw it in to the sun?
Jonathan Rogers
Yeah, the last century pretty much destroyed all concept of technological progress. It used to be S-L-O-W.
Samuel Lopez
>GIDEON, WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE CRUCIFIXION
Carter Martin
It's fucking adult Power Rangers, nigga!
Colton Moore
So Catholics are the one true religion
Bentley Mitchell
Michael Moorcock's "Behold the Messiah" Anyone?
Kayden Jenkins
>Rip frantically explaining why they can't go meet Jesus Pussy ass writers.
Benjamin Cooper
You can turn a TV show on while using a computer, doing anything you want. If the show is remotely decent, then why not?
Zachary Scott
If they need the Blood of Christ, why don't they just hop into church one sunday and grab a chalice?
Jonathan Taylor
All mythologies are somehow true.
Lucas Peterson
WE'RE GOING TO MORDOR
Ryan Jones
wait what
Jaxon Howard
Damn it, I thought they were going to get a Jesus descendant.
Landon Allen
We Hobbits now!
Jordan Bailey
You can't just throw everything into the sun, Superman.
Didn't Emerald Knights teach us not to mess with the sun?
Logan Hill
Sarah, rule one of time travel: NEVER GO TO THE TIME OF CHRIST. No writer wants to even touch that can of worms.
Lincoln James
Lucifer, Zauriel and Etrigan all point to it being true.
Wonder Woman is a strong, STRONG counter argument though.
John Sullivan
Spear used to stab dr. Stein right after his crucifixion
Jason Lopez
I'm pretty sure Jesus is a virgin.
Charles Lee
All you niggas need is a $10 bottle of wine and a priest.
Do you even transubstantiation?
Zachary Turner
All mythologies are somehow true.
And the Spectre serves God...and Lucifer is doing a police procedural show set in LA.
Asher Cox
I feel like chucking the Spear in a sun or black hole would require less effort and ultimately be more secure
Alexander Long
How old is JRR Tolkien? He can't be military-age in WW1 and write the LotR movies in the 2000s. WTF.
Camden Lewis
Hey I was right
Jonathan Carter
I wuv u.
Grayson Sanders
Salutations?
Robert Morales
>No, never. We can't go to see Jesus, there's no place anywhere close to looking like Palestine in Vancouver.
Michael Kelly
Unless you're a cartoon.
Colton Perez
>Niggers being this gullible.
Alexander Morris
>who is Mel Gibson?
Kevin Ross
I know its bait...but I can't be sure.
Tolkien wrote and published the Lord of the Rings in 1954 and he's been dead a long time. They were adapted for film by a bunch of other people with the permission and rights granted by Christopher Tolkien, JRR's son, who manages his estate and notes.
Whenever I hear World War One I think about Eternal Darkness.
David Johnson
>Legendary idiots
Joseph Rivera
>Legendary Idiots
Hudson Parker
>yfw snart is the star player brought to help the underdog team win nice
Liam Phillips
Hmm. I guess Supergirl is fighting a shit monster next week.
Easton Foster
>Tol Kien
Ryder Rivera
Judeo-Christian God was the big dick of the multiverse before Morrison re-arranged stuff with Multiversity. The New Gods are around the same playing field now
Owen Sanchez
Who else besides Snart are they going to tap for the Legion, I wonder?
Also, I think Vixen is going to try and alter her home's future.
Nicholas Hill
the video game? I love that game
Nathaniel Walker
>Cut to title card
>The Legends kidnap Jesus of Nazareth
>Always Sunny music plays
Dylan Nguyen
Why can't Sarah say, " Tolkien" properly?
Ethan Bell
Could Firestorm transmute the spear?
I'm not sure I understand the magentic properties of the Spear. What could Thawne do wielding it?
Jack Green
Rip isn't clean shaven enough for WW1. I assume they gave him an officer's uniform to let him get away with not being gasmask ready.
Henry Gutierrez
probably Vandal
Connor Anderson
I need zombiefu back
Alexander Cook
It was a fun level.
Kevin Hall
He's not an illusion
>Fool of a Tolkien
Ian Roberts
Fuck! It's not "Tol-keen"! It's "Tol-ken"! Everyone knows that!
Lucas Martinez
I thought he was like, destroyed throughout his own history or something?
Dylan Carter
>mimic's a dog
roof
Jose Bailey
'cause she's a damn valley girl.
Aaron Martinez
Come on Blackadder reference!
Charles Rogers
>when have we ever destroyed anything we've stolen?
... I distinctly remember you guys torching a painting.
Jason Thomas
Wentworth Miller needs a hair dye.
Robert Foster
This friday on Twitch
Brody Myers
I'd like to see Black Siren personally, but I don't think they're adding anyone but Snart
