How should he have responded?

How should he have responded?

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>Looks like this is the end, Batman
>For you

"No, I came back for you"

"No, I came back FOR YOU."

Lotta loyalty for a closeted homo.

>No, I came back to die for my city.

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"No, I came back to save it."

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"No, I actually got turned around. Can you point me in the direction of the bridge, pls?"

I honestly forget if they even mentioned it, but why does he actually wear the mask?

So that people care about him.

>bane sets up a quip for batman
>gets denied
4D nolan writing

I’m not memeing, I genuinely want to know.

Talia explains it to Batman when Bane is shot and beaten.
Bane protected Talia to escape the prison pit and he was beat up and got so fucked up he needed a mask that helps him live or something.

>It's a big city

he got btfo'd in prison, and the doctor fucked up his surgery. The mask provides painkillers (and implied steroids).

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this and snowflame's introduction are the two comic quotes burned into my mind because of how amazingly bad they are

shot him with a gun, headshot

Winner

THE HERO WE NEED
But not the one we deserve...

>No, I came back to kill for it.

Followed by Batman actually killing Bane as a logical conclusion to his character arc within the film. Catwoman killing Bane with le quip so that Batman could save face but enjoy the benefits of Bane being dead was lame.

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he needed have responded at all.
might convey doubt but resolve blah blah blah

that would have been a bit lame but better than what he said.

>I have a horny boaner and I shidded and farded in my pants

>closeted

no, I turned 360 degrees and walked away

I'm Batman

>I came back to live

>I've sheen firesh rishing on the mountainsh of ushbekishtan, planesh crashing with no shurvivorsh. time to go mobile

dance off Bane, me and you

is this movie canon to DCEU?
Gordon mentions batman being around for 20 years
>Hot Head is the robin that died.

*unsheathes katana*

>time to go mobile
Fucking KEK

"No, I came back to save it."
BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>No, I came back to rise with it.
Simple. Consistent with the film's themes. Alludes to the title in a normie-friendly way. Doesn't sound autistic.
But then this is Nolan and all the dialogue in the film is fucking horrendous

There was apparently an entire explanation and backstory that was written and shot that they decided to cut. So maybe it's in the novel?

ah yes the classic novelization

No i came to get people to buy more stupid fan toys.

>Good to know, Wilson thought... Bane was a bad guy who deserved to suffer. "You're a big guy."
>"For you," Bane clarified.
The fuck? Is the author mentally retarded? Or is he a secret genius and the author of baneposting?

>>No, I came back to rise with it.
Wait, that's actually good. What the hell? Why isn't that the line?

What the fuck, was this written by an actual child?

This would unironically work. The biggest problem with the scene is Batman just standing there looking goofy. He should have been mid scuffle and then thrown the crony off and charged at bane or something

>Bane was a bad guy
>(four words later)
>"You're a big guy!"

this is pure gold

SUCK MY DIIIIIIIICK

>Where did you train? IN A PRISON?

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The novel gave us the remarkable exchange
>This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!
>Do you FEEL in charge?

this tbqh famalam

baneposting knows no bounds

>The biggest problem with the scene is Batman just standing there looking goofy
No, the problem with the scene is that Bane is clearly taunting Batman and for some reason Batman answers genuinely. Imagine it in James Bond
>*Bond taken captive by Blofield*
>Blofield: "So Mr Bond, are you ready to die?"
>Bond: "No... I'm actually really upset about it and trying to figure out how to escape"

This is the Batman I know and love. It's the only way he would realistically responded.

No... I came back to save the white race.

>It was important to remain in charge of the interrogation

I don't know, just running over Bane's attempt at mocking banter like a retard with his pants around is ankles was probably pretty disarming. At that point there's nothing left to do except start punching. What was Bane gonna do, start critiquing Batman's comeback skills and literal thinking?

I unironically wish this was in the movie

As for OP,
>No, I came back to bury you under it
OR
>No, I came back to break you

I don't like how my brain knew to interpret that last panel as a smile. I feel raped.

>"If I pull this off, will you die?"
WHY MR. WILSON!

>"I know you are, but what am I?"

HE'S NOT GAY

What's wrong with the line?

Not just steroids, Venom.

>Bane breaks batties back on his kbee
>"Oh yeah, something's dyin' alright."

>it’s my big comeback
>for me?
>for you.

>You're the one that's dying bane, dying out of your mind

At least it wasn't this fucking bad

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These would work

Someone got paid to write this.

"So you came back to die with your city" but in a whiny voice.

Nice

He’s a big guy.

>"So you came back to die with your city" but in a whiny voice.

literally shaking

Why didn't the terrorists use their assault weapons when the mob of police and citizens charged? Why throw them to the ground to engage in protracted melee combat? What was nolan saying?

My sides have gone mobile

Bane?

Nothing wrong with this.

All he had to do was just say “No.” No time for small talk, just start wailing on this guy.

"This city doesn't have my permission to die"

winrar

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"Now is not the time for dying, that comes later."

>"I know you are, but what am I?!"
*walks towards you*

what can I say, I'm a big guy

and then bane responds, "for you"

absolutely brilliant