What did Disney mean by this?

What did Disney mean by this?

Tranny or lesbian?

Stronk purpel womyn r gud lead

what about this?

loldisney did penis

>Sandspeeder
mein sides, giv them back

Every time I see this thumbnail, I think it's Lady Gaga or some other chick on the SNL stage

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we want the "are you being served" audience

Is she supposed to look like she's about to start crying? Why is her neck so long? Why are her boobs so flat?

and who doesn't?

In a galaxy far far away, people dyed their hair unnatural colors sometimes.

DONT WORRY LADIES, WE MADE A STRONG FEMALE COMMANDER. PLEASE IT'S A BIG THING IN STAR WARS IT NEVER HAPPEN BEFORE

the next Death Star is a giant space department store

Well
>She's a rebel/resistance/liberal so is on the verge of tears for all those who are oppressed across the galaxy
>women being sexy is problematic and harmful to women or whatever

In a better world we'd get movies about elite Imperial squads infiltrating rebel bases and slaughtering the lot of the before blowing the place up or some shit. But we have to deal with cucked Jedifags and rebels all the time.

fund it

snakes. whyd it have to be snakes?

YAAASSSSSSSS QUEEEEEN SLAAAYYYYY

I thought this had to be a shop, but then I did a reverse image search and it's not

DIANE

What about Mon Mothma?

Diane in the Mauve Zone, Lynch is finally giving Star Wars the treatment it deserves.

I enjoyed watching this show.

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Why are Jews so interested in making society so sexless? What is their end game?

everybody but them reproducing. pretty much the antithesis of muslims, who choose to outbreed everybody else.

everyone did. the show was great

BB-8 has blue balls

how did the droid climb the stairs? and why?

Why are they shooting a moisture vaporator?

i unironically still would

DIANE. YOU'RE GOING INTO UNCHARTED WATERS. I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT WE CAN'T REACH YOU IF YOU RUN INTO ANY TROUBLE.

It was anakin's vaporator, and we all know his feelings on sand(speeders)

how do you go from this

to this

Lesbian already confirmed

>Sandsneeder

she is gay, bravo disney we needed women with purple hair (should be blue to be accurate) that are gay

Jesus Christ. Is someone going to get frozen in carbonite too or fly into an asteroid field?

RESIST DRUMPF KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE TURN YOURS SONS INTO FAGGOTS

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by already looking 40 when your in your 20's

this isn't rocket science, user

floor 2,313, phasers , lasers , space drama and plot armour, going uuppp....

Going up!

What the fuck? THAT'S the person in the op picture??

I kind of agree. Well here are my two cents; the rebels suck, not because they are woman, but because they are losers, the Galactic Republic is essentially socialist for example. Before anyone bitches about my comment, there are quite some good female imperials, not iden versio though, she's a traitor bitch

that would be laura dern user

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Dern is a patrician waifu.

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What is this kino?

truly a different time

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tfw you realize the slaves will eat up any garbage you put infront of them as long as you put starwars logo on it

What's so funny about that?

She's a big girl.

>rebel alliance: actually a group of rebels armed by corporations and politicans opposed to the empire
vs
>the resistance: literally just a plot device to have the good guys be the underdogs
fucking jews man

I love Laura Dern, but damn that’s a goofy look for her..

Pretty accurate to irl desu. All the people #resisting Drumpf aren't really underdogs, just a plot device in the Jew's grand scheme.

10 persons on screen, only two PoC and one alien.

Come on Disney, you can do better than that.

> Literally just mon mothma with purple hair.

Remember when people said this wasn't just going to be a complete repeat of Empire?

props and costumes was truly another age of KINO

>Stronk purpel womyn

what james bond movie is this?

what the fuck is that Superman?

I think it's from Borat.

Superman and the gay ginger dad from modern family

Mon Mothma wasn't in Empire.

Are they literally just wearing tuxedos? In STAR WARS?

Coalburner.

I really wish Kathleen Kennedy would stop trying to place herself in these movies

>giant fat purple blob monster
>still has a human face pasted in the middle
Whoever is doing these character designs for these new films needs to be shot

>woman
>purple haired woman
>purple haired woman in a flowing hippy dress
>purple haired woman in a flowing hippy dress in a military command centre
>purple haired woman in a flowing hippy dress in a military command centre SEEMINGLY in a position of power

I can only take so much fantasy in my fantasy

is this just a mockup for the Ellen show? the character is not lit properly for the scene. like the character is on the ellen stage and green screened into the scene

the prequels had a fricking sports bar with robot nfl and dragon basketball playing on screens around the bar and like goth patrons wanting to be in the matrix

Cinematography looks like trash in the new one anyways. Force Awakened looked polished. Shiny and new. This looks closer to bland Rogue One (which actually had some nice visuals but the color grading was boring as shit)

>The prequels
Stopped reading there

I'm calling it now, she's secretly evil.
Also, that blue droid in the back looks cool.

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>reverse search image
>adults grumbling about it being a recolour
>they note that will still buy it

This is some shitty set

George Lucas' CGI characters were better than this.
The line where the CGI ends and real forehead begins is fucking straight and square.

Thank you

Not the best with the star wars but isn't that just an A-Wing?

>sandspeeder
wow this is beyond fucking lazy

RESIST

SPACE DRUMPF

This is one of the worst things I've ever seen. i want to make a long, rambling post pointing out everything that's wrong, but I don't have to, since you only need one glance at it to see how fucking terrible it is. Fucking christ.

Definetly a tranny, but so is Carrie Fischer, Natalie Portman, and Daisy Ridley. All females in star wars have been trans.

no its not?

>WE'RE GOING TO MAKE SPACE GREAT AGAIN!
I mean, its not even subtle, or clever