What will he think of The Last Jedi?

What will he think of The Last Jedi?

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"Meh...ehh...I guess. It's fine ITS FINE"

Why would I care what some jew thinks?

He'll love it, but try to hide it a little so autists don't go haywire.

He'll love it and convince Jay to love it too.

redditlettermedia is paid off by Disney to not demolish their main movies like they did the prequels, but only the main movies.

Rogue One, Solo, Obi-Wan, Fett, etc will get rightfully called out, but not the new trilogy.

it needs more sex.....

I know we are ready to super judgmental about it, but nothing tells me that it's going to be bad.

I don't hate rey, mark hammil it's still alive and interracial couples don't bother me.

He's going to be super triggered.

>He's going to be super triggered.
Why? Thought he liked TFA and it's not like he has high standards for movies. He liked Jurassic World ffs.

>insert the "Mike is a Nazi" meme

>ESB but in reverse
>not bad

Come on, literally everyone was saying "oh ho ho, Im not falling for this rehash shit again Disney" after TFA, but they will say the same thing after TLJ too as if they never said it for TFA

$20,000/10

Anyone notice that Mike is getting more tired and low energy?

How old is he now? He can't keep this up for much longer.

The only common plot point it's the training and plenty of action movies have training, it's more, everyone complained that she didn't trained (not like you need to train to beat fucking Kylo ren)

So we're speculating about someone's opinion on a movie that isn't out yet. This is like a recursion of brain damage, go fuck yourself.

"mummy monsters are racist" -mike, 2017

I'm really starting to get annoyed withhim desu

Jay and Rich try to have an actual discussion and mike just fucking kills all momentum with his lazy fucking responses

He's around 40 which is kind of shocking.

Her beating him is explained away by a short fight sequence early in TFA and the fact that Ren was upset/injured. I get the feeling there's going to be even more Kylo Ren upset/injury in the new movie so we can get a repeat, all training with Luke be damned.

Kylo Ren has all the reasons to go and get cyborg implants or something, it can be interesting.

>not demolish their main movies
>only the main ones

He'll spend more time talking about how he hates everyone in the theater watching it with him than he will actually talking about the movie.

Mike is only like 10 years younger then my dad. I wonder if they would be friends.

He's say it's flawed, but better than TFA and he can see they're trying and surely they'll get episode 9 right. Real softball shit.

I see it going two ways

>Snoke reveal is a twist
Ehhh I didnt like it.

>Snoke is his own person
Its alright.

>he still cares about Star Wars and RLM

if fans love it, he will hate it. if fans hate it, he will love it.

He'll probably think it will be a decent movie because that's probably what it will be, and once you've gotten past the hype and excitement of having a pretty good Star Wars movie after decades of shit you realize that's what Force Awakens was too. That's all Disney makes these days really, decent enjoyable movies that you completely forget just in time for the next one. Not terrible but not special either.

>he hates everyone in the theater watching it with him
He'll whine about how slovenly and fat they are as he gets fatter every video.

whaaaaaaaat?

>It was so terrible that I liked it

>Her beating him is explained away by a short fight sequence early in TFA
Nu males actually believe this.

Lmao just turn your brain off bro

He gets shot in the gut with a bowgun that sends armored stormtroopers flying and shrugs it off. But disregard that, and now comment how much I like soy.

It's explained by that plus him being wounded by Chewbacca's big ass bowcaster, his fight with Finn, and probably being distracted and very emotionally affected from killing his father. It's fine.

TFA isn't "decent". It's aggravatingly bad on rewatch.

Did any of you read what he was quoting? Yes, him being injured by the blaster and being emotionally upset are reasonable enough but her fighting abilities are "explained" by her fighting a little bit at the start of the movie (which was nothing). She should not be as skilled a fighter as she is, it's a shitty explanation.

Whatever Disney tells him to say

She's not a skilled fighter she beat some random fuckers up with a stick and the only reason she beat Kylo Ren was because he was all fucked up. If you live in a shitty junkyard desert planet it's not that unbelievable you'd be decent at fighting. The only set up Luke had in New Hope for being a good pilot was one line about shooting rats but no one bitches about that.

She held her own with him for a pretty prolonged fight sequence where she was clearly very skilled in fighting, more than she should have been. If Kylo were to lose to Finn (who was less skilled but at least trained to fight) it would have made more sense but hey, we needed a mary sue.

It didnt stop him easily catching up to them and throwing rey 30 feet in the air. Very surprisingly he couldnt freeze or knock her out like he easily displayed throughout the rest of the movie. Random janitor getting a hit on a guy who trained with luke and snoke for years is stupid. If you think for half a second this movie went full retard.

It's really not. It's a perfectly fine Sci-Fi adventure movie with some good parts and some bad parts. It's nothing special but it isn't a bad movie and if you think so it's either because you've noticed all the incredibly formulaic elements of Disney and modern Hollyood blockbusters in general or you're just a pedantic idiot.

Because a farm kid being a good driver due to not having anything better to do with his free time than cruise around in his hillbilly jeep actually does make sense.

>50kg girl beats up 3 aliens twice her size.
>muh strong woman
You can always tell these arguments are made by 90s born queers who have never been in a physical confrontation

they'll love it and then shit talk it a year later when everyone forgets about it

Rogue One was better than Episode 7 by a mile

>but it isn't a bad movie and
>incredibly formulaic elements of Disney and modern Hollyood blockbusters

Why would she have not been skilled enough? What do you want, the movie to stop and explain her history of fighting and why she is capable of it? This thread has already explained why Kylo was not at the top of his game and the film establishes she is a capable fighter. That scene early on in the movie is not a shitty excuse it's basic film making "show, don't tell". The film shows you these things to establish it for later. And the fact that you think Finn, the janitor coward who has gotten his ass beat the entire film should have a better chance of beating him is absolutely retarded.

>you only think it's bad because you've noticed that it's bad
Oh okay. Thanks for clearing that up.

They were both garbage

>the film establishes rey can do no wrong

>The film shows you these things to establish it for later. And the fact that you think Finn, the janitor coward who has gotten his ass beat the entire film should have a better chance of beating him is absolutely retarded.
He was a trained storm trooper which is easily a step above a random girl from a nothing planet who, at best, used a stick to push others nobodies back for scraps of metal.

Rey was a cunt. What reasoning did she have to free bb8 from that teebo thing?

If it's genuinely bad he will hate it, but only because JJ Abrams (the guy RLM suggested helm Star Wars in their Plinkett reviews) didn't direct it. If it was genuinely bad with JJ behind it then he would find some justification for liking it just to save face (like he did with TFA)

Yes Storm Troopers, master warriors and combatants those guys are.

You have to read the novel that explains that actually, there was an old alien kungfu master who lived in the scrap shack next to orphan Rey and taught her how to use the waxxonwaxxov martial arts. Then you have to read the 200k word Wookiepedia article on the history of waxxonwaxxov

>old alien kungfu master
He was a good friend

The last JED BRO! ITS GONNA BE TEEEIIIIIGHT! seriously though its gonna be the best star wars since return of the jedi. I think hell like this one, it wont trump any of the first trilogy but hell appreciate it as a worthy star wars film.

>trump
go back to Sup Forums

How do I save Mike? His health is obviously in decline, and I don't think he can dig out of the hole he's in now.

If I just showed up at his door, he probably wouldn't accept my help (since it's kinda creepy). How do I move to Milwaukee and slowly fold myself into Mike's circle of friends without raising suspicion?

Become a cute girl and seduce him.

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Is it so hard to believe that they praised TFA because they'd just gotten back from a midnight showing on the day it came out? There would have been people dressed up everywhere, and the atmosphere of the theatre would have been 110% wild unadulterated enthusiasm.

When I first watched it I thought it was great. But then after I actually thought about it the next day I realised it was full of problems. And when I tried to re-watch it months later, I couldn't even finish it.

he already has a gf, it is the ginger girl in some of the old videos, she has a big ass and loves anal beads

>what will WE think?

ftfy

I don't think Mike is the type of a guy who lets a girl he just met hang out with him because she has big tits and cute face.

It might be easier as a girl, but it'd take some time to infiltrate his social circle without raising suspicion.

Kill yourself queer

>t. hackfraudmedia
that delusion, kek

Being upset makes a dark side user stronger, not weaker.

Whatever Disney pays him to think.

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I'm going to fly to Milwaukee and kill everyone if they have AidsMoby on the Ed Wood Re:View.

I think he is going to be bored. Especially since its looking like Empire

They already panned it. They're not even doing a video on it its so bad. I know this because I work in Jack's asshole.

Who gives a fuck? He's human garbage and Reddit Letter Media is fucking trash.

Based patreon user.

>not enjoying nerd squad

Why did they bleed at all, though? First the stormtrooper at the beginning and then Kylo Ren after Chewbacca shot him. Blaster fire is supposed to cauterize on contact.

Mike is the idiot that said this about TFA:

>I loved it. It was everything I hoped it would be.

He's going to jizz the second he sees it. He IS George Lucas.

jay was right, you people are sick

I DON'T HATE WOMEN, JAY. PLEASE LIKE ME

Doesn’t Jay himself have issues with women?

George hated it stupid redditfag

so, have they ever acknowledge or say anything about that porn parody of them?

George took $4 billion for it you fucking jackass. He loves the idea of it, the money idea. Just like Mike and his Disney dollars.

>there's retards on Sup Forums that actually believe RLM are paid by Disney

George hated tfa and gave a shitload of the money away.

Epsidoe 7 > POWER GAP > Rogue One

it's not even close. Rogue One was shit. Episode 7 was decent.

What will she think of it?

He will like it because Mike loves star wars and knows how to objectively look at these movies without manchild screeching.

>youtube.com/watch?v=4n7yxHJZFB8
"true fan"

They were both shit

>loves star wars
>without manchild screeching.
Doubtful.
Why do young guys use what were regarded at sjw insults now? It like how i always see left wing posts calling people snowfake. What do they mean by this?

>internet insults have a political background
lmao

I'm 30

You sound like a soyboy

>it's not bad unless you pay attention

He's got body issues. He's scared of human body, contact, touch and nudity. That's why he's so fascinated by them in movies.

Mike: So the movie was setting up a scene...
Rich: **starts giggling**
Mike ... but it ended up being kind of a mess.
Rich: **BURST INTO LAUGHTER**
Jay: You mean that they did a bad movie instead of a good one?
Rich:**ROLLS ON FLOOR**
Mike: a REALLY bad movie.
Rich:**PISSES HIMSELF OUT OF LAUGHTER**

Can't stand that cunt whenever he talks about a movie that he dislikes, he becomes like a living version of INHALES posting

Whatever (((Disney))) tells him to think

He probably has a wicked porn collection.

OH MY GAAAHHHHDD I LOVE STARWARS!