Ladies and gentlemen, your new Disney Mulan!

Ladies and gentlemen, your new Disney Mulan!

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White genocide

She has an AYY head.

I'm surprised they didn't pick a fat ugly black woman

>asian male love interest
>overrated meme music

god, who gives a shit

have chang or whatever his stupid name is be inexplicably white and it'd be watchable

What actual retard thinks that Mulan should be played by a white woman?

Eww. Why are real life non-white people always so ugly?

>ugly black woman

This is redundancy.

Anyone with half a brain who doesn't believe the Jew-rigged rewrite of history.

China was primarily European during the Han dynasty. The population was overwhelmingly white and the slant-eyed yellow beasts were still living in undisturbed tribes, not fighting the wars, which means there's no way Mulan and her father should not be white. But it's a (((Disney))) film so what do you expect?

>Chinese family adopts and raises a little European girl whose missionary family was murdered by Huns in a border raid
>She grows up and the Huns have mysteriously returned. To spare her elderly father imperial conscription and possibly the same fate as her biological family, she dyes her hair and disguises herself as a boy to join the Chinese army in his place to help repel the Hun threat.

I can't predict how well she'll perform in the role unless I see many more pictures

God, with the size of the Chinese market, Disney is gonna make like infinity dollars with this.

You do know that Disney get less than 10% of the money they make in China, right?

White women love Asian cock

Yellow pussy belongs to white cock

>Huns
Why were they Huns, anyway? Shouldn't they be Mongols?

I mean, the Huns invaded Europe, not China.

Lo_l

>tfw you lived long enough to see whites go full WE WUZ

Asian guy here. Where do I sign up to get my ravenous, white, asian-cock lusting whore?

That guy is a spic

>famous for archery skills
>cross-eyed as fuck

LMAO

i don't see the problem as long as she can speak english without sounding like she just walked out of a stereotype

i see girls like this on backpage all the time

She looks way too girlish to be Mulan. Not saying they should cast some fucking tranny or something, but a real life Mulan would have to have a bit squarer jaw and a less slender frame to pass as a man. Not sure how they'll make her look convincing on camera.

i matched with this girl on tinder haha

they have CGI.

Tinder homie just put you love kpop. I fucked two white girls already. One only let me fucked her in the ass.

NordKangz have existed since the Nazi party

WE

>not a nigger woman

most surprising thing here.

Here it is
girlsdoporn: 432
Everything she says at the start is true, but the blowjob at 13 or whatever with her bf was actually getting dicked by some 20 year old

name?

Any educated person knows the Chinese were originally white. Look up the Tocharians

Just remove the makeup, give her a little sun tan, and pull the hair back.

Asians are almost completely androgynous when it comes to physical traits. Their gendered appearance is all about style.

The kind of shit you read here

Did you meet her
Story

is McDonalds going to bring back the reddit sauce?

Ladies and gentlemen, your new Disney Mulan!

It's true, look how white people look in Dynasty Warriors.

why do asians want to be white

Missed opportunity, desu

i want her inside of me

I was about to and I showed one of my friends and he went to school with her which is how I found out all of this she was adopted from vietnam or something as babby. her "parents" kicked her out after she went full all full roastie which is why she did the porn shoot in the first place

lmaoing at asian """""""""""""""""""""""""""men""""""""""""""""""""""'

WE

Pretty ugly irl desu. Lots more cuter ladyboys. He has a massive head

Same shit. You’re complaining about historical accuracy in a Disney animation featuring a talking mini dragon and a sentient horse?

cant actually tell if this is bait

WE WUZ AZNS

Nigga they can't even cgi a mustache off properly

Industrial Lights and Magic could have done it. Justice League chose a bunch of scrub companies to save money. Fucking Weta and some nobodies.

MUH ANCESTORS WE WUZ CHINKS AND SHIT

WE WUZ CHANGS AND SHIT

wtf are you talking about?

>blonde chinese mummies
>WE WUZ

Hollywood always picks the fucking ugly gooks.

That last jedi gook. Oh gawd. Lol

China WAS germanic. Just like Rome was.

He's obviously not being serious, and if you think that's a possibility, you're a retard. He might, however, just be joking, fucking autists.

As a history buff, this part in the animated movie always bothered me. That and Mulan taking place many many years before the Huns invasion to begin with.

>if you think that's a possibility, you're a retard.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarim_mummies

r/asian"""masculinity""" on suicide watch

Post a picture of yourself please

Why do you feel validated by racist whores, just because it goes in your favor?

>random picture of rotten corpses
guise dis proves we ruled china

>liking whites is """"""racism""""""

They're discriminating against their own race, which is racism.

>we wuz diversity

The fuck does this even mean?

it's funny that you think that just because their were caucasian cave niggers in china a zillion years ago that they would have somehow been in power during northern Wei dynasty

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>Easy (you)s.jpg

I know right... Leslie Jones for the next mulan

i think user was being sarcastic

...

could be funny

>northern Wei dynasty
implying successive dynasties of china didn't literally burn books and bury scholars, also qin dynasty literally erased the history of every other kingdom to make it's name.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serica
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarim_mummies

"Some of the peoples of the Western Regions were described in Chinese sources as having full beards, red or blond hair, deep-set blue or green eyes and high noses.[2"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liqian

People with normatively Caucasoid traits and/or who spoke Indo-European languages lived in areas that are now part of Gansu and Xinjiang centuries before the Romans, including the Yuezhi, Wusun, Basmyls, Tocharians, and some prehistoric Siberian populations.[8] One or more of these peoples may have been responsible for the Caucasoid Tarim mummies of Xinjiang. Genetic testing in 2005 revealed that 56% of the DNA of some Zhelaizhai residents could be classified as Caucasoid but did not determine their origins.[9] A subsequent DNA study found that "paternal genetic variation" did not support "a Roman mercenary origin" and that the modern population of Liqian was consistent genetically with it being a "subgroup of the Chinese majority Han."[10]


fuck off you just think slant eyed mongol cchink of post yuan dynasty are the legit Chinese.

hurr durrr its a coincidence theyre all so related to Ghengis Khan

QINGZ AND SHIET

Liu Yifei is back in Hollywood?

"To defeat the Mongols" is one syllable too many for the song.

>red or blond hair means they're white!

Have you ever heard of the Ainu people?

>her

More lazy-eyed than crossed, IMO.

pff bet this bitch isn't even Han. Looks Manchurian to me. Whos the real racists now Disney. Picking some chick who's ancestors pillaged The Great Ming China

yes and they are further prof that slant eyes aren't the original peoples in Japan, btw whites clearly have red and blonde hair and aquiline noses, but that's just too much for you to handle

cute

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came here to post this.
what a time to be alive

Dont worry, they will cast one to play the dragon.

If the entire cast is chink/gook, who in the States and Europe will watch this? It’s gonna flop hard, kek.

But then again, since it’s Joozney, they might have a nigger male love interest or homosexual theme.

WE WUZ THE HAN DYNASTY N SHEEEEIT!!

Huns came from mongolia

the forehead that inspired the Great Wall.

Damn source?

Who is this semen demon?

>Huns came from mongolia

proof needed

Why would it flop? People loved hong kong cinema. Hero, house of flying daggers, crouching tiger hidden dragon, various Jet Li, Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan movies... Asian martial art movies are fucking beloved in the west.

>(((Word)))

I'm so glad you newfags from reddit put this stamp in your posts so that I can see immediately that I don't need to read it.

WE WUZ CHANGS

Steppe niggers man, they were all the same

>the state of Sup Forums

It wouldn't flop. White people are clearly fascinated by foreign cultures and enjoy consuming entertainment related to them.