*Blocks your path*

*Blocks your path*

*deflates your bagpipes*

*cut down your strawhat*

Oy! ye best scoot aside tae let me thro' ye bulky, sag-eyed poke groper. Ah heard yer racket fae a mile awa', ye speil th' pipes lik' a bubble lunged tree frog fur a jimmy th' size o' pie-eater mooses bahookie.

OH YEAH PORRIDGE

*Teleports behind you*
*Keeps walking*

MAGIC RUNES LADDIE

*turns 360 degrees and walks away*

Remove yourself from my presence foolish scotsman, or you shall be cleansed by musketshot.

Well this guy wins then.

Good thing I'm a leprechaun. Good luck to yeh, lassie, I'll be on me way now.

YA MOTORBIKIN'

...excuse me.

Hang on, was this actually a thing that happened in the comics?

It actually was, issues 6 and 7.

>YA SWORD LOSIN'

>When you've taken the field but they still charging

WOMAN KILLIN'

I thought it was just a meme.

Suicide thinkin'

*slits your throat*