It's like watching some arrogant shmuck prance around in his prideful and deluded self. It's like watching an autistic unfuny, uncharming geek trying his flirting moves and failing horribly.
Well fuck, wrong board. Oh well, might as well finish shitting in the queen's mouth if I started.
Aiden Powell
A bunch of screens, the executive couldn't come up with anything else but cut & paste rectangles to show off the main character's memories. Maybe add a little wimsical border around there? Maybe put the memories in a pool of water or a magic globe? something less photoshopped?
The "song" is poorly sang wannabe emotional trash with meaningless blah-blah lyrics to fill in.
The previous episode scenes amount to nothing, it's funny how they use more clips from S1, but nowhere in the show is it pointed out properly that Twilight is training to become a successor to Celestia.
It's not dignified for a benevolent spirit to wave her hands like a retard in the air as she sings. Only autists and pseudo-intellectuals gestionate because they're impulsive morons.
It's especially hilarious how Twilight, one of the most ambitious and self-righteous intellectuals in the show suddenly falls the same way all 3 villains in this show fall - She turns into a neutered whiny crybaby who can't even give a proper insult anymore, once she gets her wings.
It's mind-bogglingly stupid how this happens 5x times in a row. First with Luna, Twilight, Discord, Glimmer, Shimmer.
Caleb Rivera
>expecting Barneyshit to be good >at all Barneyfags all need to die in pain
Jose James
HE COMES
Thomas Anderson
But we're watching Teletubbies.
Thomas Martin
What if we just ignore him and unironically discuss the show? Like how we usually rant and discuss Steven Universe before the retarded fanboys crash everything.
Xavier Cox
princess twilight is fine, instant alicorn promotion isnt also the writing handling it was shit
Luis Young
Not the way I see it, faggot
Austin Price
That would imply that Barney is good at all, which it just plain isn't.
Daniel Watson
kys Barneyfag
Sebastian Peterson
What I don't understand is why does he always write everything in such a negative and bittersweet way? What's even more tedious is how he writes it so smug and unapologetically "It's good to be a loser" and every fanboying retard agrees with his mentality.
youtube.com/watch?v=S2wRL3o60rg Mike Vogel completely ruined the Wonderbolts episodes, which were suppose to be these end-goal dream episodes.
A similar problem happened with Best Night Ever, but that was handled less autistic and more normal of your average sappy cartoons. Vogel takes that sappiness and turns it into self-righteous deluded pride.
Just what the fuck is his problem?
Asher Russell
She's the main character getting a title that doesn't affect you in any way, get over it.
Kayden Wood
See you in three days, OP.
Jose Lopez
He's a Barney writer, don't expect him to do anything good.
Dylan Lee
More like in 3 minutes.
Josiah Kelly
>expecting Barney to be well-written
Cooper Peterson
Truth to be told, it was, in a sense, pretty epic, OP. The community had conditioned itself into hating the episode even before it was shown. Meanwhile, when I've seen it for the first time - completely unspoiled - I was very impressed. MMC was an incredibly strong episode on its own and it was greatly executed for the most part. Of course, it could've been even better if it wasn't a single episode but a two-parter, but we have what we've got.
The only part of the episode that was blatantly cheesy was the very end of it with all the "here cometh Princess Twilight" stuff.
Elijah Hall
The fact that people think of Barney as epic in any way makes me fear for the state of the world.
Zachary Hall
IDW's publishing a prequel comic to the movie, I forget that's coming so soon.
Hunter Sanders
>make a discussion thread >respond to any discussion with 'its a cartoon get over it" good bait (you)
Luis Bennett
Is there any other comic book company left there? I keep seeing IDW like I keep seeing Tara Strong in everything. Why does everyone feel the need to shove their dick in everything and ruin it?
What happened to Dark Horse comics? the guys behind Aliens.
Brayden Williams
That's /mlp/'s state in a nutshell (except when that 1 episode rustles their pants the wrong way) Princess Twilight is not fine when she could have very easily sprouted on/off wings made out of magic instead of weird alicorn Cadence/Luna wings.
There were a million ways this cartoon could have went good, and instead here comes this shmuck with his money and then he grabs everyone by the throat and tells them to sabotage the franchise or get lost.
Jordan Brooks
If it's anything like how Barney's First Adventures was a prequel to Barney's Great Adventure, it's going to be shit.
Eli Rivera
>There were a million ways this cartoon could have went good Your fanfics will never be canon. Get over it.
Brayden Johnson
Barney is shit anyway, you can't polish a turd. They couldn't put out the fire so they just decided to make it burn as bright as possible.
Oliver Lewis
>"It's good to be a loser" >every fanboying retard agrees with his mentality. Gee, I sure can't see why either...
Lincoln Taylor
>They couldn't put out the fire so they just decided to make it burn as bright as possible. I'm imagining a pile of dog shit being set on fire, must smell horrible.
Carson Wilson
Surely nobody would take "sewer of the internet" seriously, right? I mean what kind of asshole do you have to be to go a chink chonk imageboard full of failures just to feel good about yourself?
Nathaniel Scott
I actually don't, what the hell is wrong with everyone these days to think like this?
Justin Stewart
Memes aside, Equine show has really charming music. Probably the best I've heard in a TV-Y show.
For me personally - it's just the best. The vast majority of my playlist consists of horse music.
Matthew Martin
>instant alicorn promotion isnt Is fine. Twilight is named after G1 pony, that also happens to be her mother in current gen. G1 Twilight's power was teleportation. First season establishes Twilight's talent at teleportation. She first uses it against Nightmare, second time on Ticket Master and starts mastering it on Apple Buck.
Twilight achieves alicornication by combining the EoH to supercharge her teleportation and bullshiting her way into celestial domain. Once reaching the domain, Celestia has freereign to turn her into alicorn.
Jaxson Williams
>barneyfag >frogposter
hmm
Nathan King
god dammit user
Caleb Reyes
I don't remember the show being this complicated.
Carson Cooper
>there are Barneyfags who fill up their iPods or mp3 players with literal toddlers' music Get back in your crib, manchildren.
Nathaniel Nelson
>Barneyfags care this much Literallly kill yourselves
Wyatt Sanders
Nice headcanon m80
Luis Reed
Yeah, you can tell I visualized it perfectly.
Robert Perry
>three hours later
Isaiah Garcia
It's a little something called self-loathing, which you'll find to be plentiful among most young adults and with good reason.
John Campbell
Thought you went full retard and was talking about the English version, not the French before I saw the link.
Also surprised how long this thread has stayed up. Barneyfag must be livid.