Fool you over and over and over, well, That's on You!
Will Jason Aaron's Thor "Epic" continue to punish those suckered in by a strong start or will it vindicate their patience and redeem itself with this harrowing hammerless (oops!) chapter?!
But he is >Images during storytime You fool you're upsetting the balance
Brody Stewart
It completely fell on its face once he moved to San Fran, but maybe I'm just still bitter over the $1 price increase after the relaunch.
Thomas Ramirez
>this is.... not my hammer?
Luke Bailey
I remember back during Wolverine and the X-Men. Aaron always has an amazing first arc, then falls to shit.
Jacob Johnson
And realize that FEMINISM is here to stay!
SJWoes are here to stay!
BECAUSE YOU IDIOTS TOLERATED IT! YOU LET IT HAPPEN! YOU BOUGHT IT!
Paper or Plastic?
Easton Turner
Find out in about an hour!
Josiah Harris
you were saying?
Bentley Thompson
But the Last Days of Midgard arc was semi great and none of the female Thor stuff has been full shit besides the 1 issue with Titania. Only the Accursed arc was full shit and that was more do to Ron Garney's lackluster art then the writing.
Ryder Garcia
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU AARON!!
Thomas Martin
>Then the next panel moves up and you see a Muslim Woman named Fatima lifts the hammer instead. Then introduces all new female muslim Thor for a new generation!
John James
M8 fuck off with your baiting and pick up the damn paste
2 minutes and 32 seconds between two pages? Unacceptable
Angel Bennett
Has it been an hour already?
My how time flies
Brody Nelson
Well finding out he doesn't need the hammer to make lightning is a good consolation prize at least.
Asher Carter
Thor is your name you fucking faggot. FUCK YOU!!
Thomas Hall
What? He's great for Thor.
William Brooks
not OP, but you are the niggerest shit I've seen on this board
Brody Walker
>pick up the damn paste
Asher Collins
>But the Last Days of Midgard arc was semi great
You should have jumped off when you had the chance. Should have turned tail and dumped the tome when pothead Galactus came on the screen.
Eli Bailey
The one high point in this shitshow has been the dog. It's adorable.
Samuel Hill
It ended poorly and it opened the door for everything Waid did after for Marvel.
Juan Foster
This isn't a fishing pound
Tyler Murphy
He can't fly? What good is being an elder of the universe if you can't fly.
William Gonzalez
>pound
Stop reading Beta Ray Bitch. It's destroying your brain.
Joshua King
It comes with immortality
Connor Sanchez
Then clearly you never visited this board when Redwood was around Whatever
Eli King
Mjolnir fags BTFO. Thor fags BTFO.
Hudson Hall
immortality?
Gavin Baker
Thank god. More of Hickman's pointless OCs are dead.
Don't. Just don't. Don't be that stupidly easy.
Colton Gonzalez
I guess this sets up Collector's next appearance in GotG, trying to rebuild his collection while competing with the Grandmaster.
Thomas Peterson
>Thank god. More of Hickman's pointless OCs are dead. the one thing besides thori that was good
Cameron Scott
Oh hey. You know that Thor vs Thanos fight the cover promised? You might be wondering how Aaron could possible fit it with so little time left.
He isn't.
What was he going to do to Thanos anyway?
Kayden Jenkins
I don't think they'll stay dead, the Black Order is gonna be in the MCU.
Angel Mitchell
>I can be your new Death waifu
Juan Powell
Who had Hela been pretending to be?
Aiden Thomas
>I am where the bold go to die It's literally the fucking opposite
Fascination with Death, Existence, Oblivion, and Mortality was never poignant. It's always been edge. Pretentious edge. But edge nonetheless.
Camden Nguyen
Btfo
He's always had his mum's powers.
Julian Hill
>If I can't bang Death itself, at least I can bang a Goddess of Death
Adrian Adams
We already know Thor gets both hammers by the time Loki is evil again. Why are you guys so triggered?
Jeremiah Ross
JUST IN TIME FOR INFINITY WAR MOVIE!
Fuck this shit
Angel Phillips
You were all fools the moment you read past the God Butcher aftermath issue.
Sebastian Gutierrez
>when you finish a wank but then a new OTP drops on your /co browsing
I get flaccid, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down...
Aiden Martin
So did they finally get rid of all those OCs?
Isaiah Parker
Is he manipulating Ultimate Mjolnir without touching it?
Lincoln Foster
LMAO FUCK YOU AARON
James Ramirez
I'm starting to think those rumors that Hela will stand-in for Death in the MCU might be true.
Matthew Jones
jesus christ, this is fedoracore
Hunter Howard
Fun Fact: Jane's been starring as Thor longer than THOR has in this entire run.
Also, Thor checks his privilege. You wouldn't see a black or brown-skinned God saying this in a Marvel comic.
Joshua Edwards
Hahahaha this is a pretty funny hissy fit.
Jacob Collins
Called it. Word for word even.
Ryder Green
we waited. over 2 years. FOR THIS SHIT
Alexander Turner
Shut up, Bill. Stop covering for Aaron.
Adrian Hill
>Hela will stand-in for Death in the MCU I have no words to properly express how disgusted I am by this idea
Brody Torres
How did Nick Fury know this would even work?
Bentley Peterson
>AS MINE CALLED TO HER FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. We all know that wasn't what happened.
Jackson Cox
WHAT a LOAD of FUCKING HORSESHIT
All this time and THIS what the whisper was all about? I could write fanfiction better than that pathetic excuse for a reveal.
Isaac Gomez
But Black Swan is muh waifu!
Brody Ortiz
"Aaron's not a hack" they said.
Sebastian Ramirez
so it was this. holy shit.
Jace Brooks
social justice sold more copies so it was the better choice
Landon Morris
Oh god. Is that it? What kind of meme is this? Fuck you Aaron.
Logan James
Make sure to spoil it whenever you see an Aaron Thor storytime that is done in earnest and sincere admiration for this so-called epic.
Owen Thompson
...
Julian Rivera
This.
Personification of Valhalla when
Evan Williams
I guess tine displaced thor from waids run is coming
Kayden Gutierrez
...
Dominic Flores
>Gor was right about everything Gorr was a one dimensional serial killer, the worst part about his own fucking arc. He wanted to commit genocide because the membr of his race were a bunch of zealous retards. He wasn't right about ANYTHING.
Matthew Morgan
GORR AND CYCLOPS TEAM UP WHEN?!
Nicholas Fisher
when the battered wives will finally get to a shelter, marvel will regret these choiches.
Colton Morales
>You are Thor >I am a Loki
Please don't let this be a new Marvel meme. I can't even stomach these two.
>You are a Cyclops >She is a Phoneix >We are a Brood >He is an Iron Man
Jaxon Thompson
So why did thor become unworthy?
Parker Adams
>There are worse ways to end a saga, I suppose
There might be, but you are really trying to push the boundaries, Aaron.
Dominic Wilson
Jesus fucking christ this is awful. They literally made Thor into a cuckold
Nobody named the ANYTHING "butcher" was ever right fucking lmao
Glad i'm not a big Thor fan
Jayden Edwards
Its thor retard. Collect all 54 thoremons.
Kevin King
Thats fucking stupid.
Specially if you consider how effective that shit was. Thats like someone whispering "Trump was right" to me and me immediately going "oh my god, he's right" rather than sitting down and contemplating everything trump has done before coming up to a logical conclusion.
Xavier Brooks
Does marvel not see the long-term effects of alienating their fanbase like this?
Luis Diaz
Men who aren't confident don't deserve to be confident.
Women exist in a state of self-sustaining perfection.
Michael Gonzalez
>>I am a Loki
This actually works decently enough because of Loki's nature.
Luke Stewart
He's right, though. For one Thor, how many Zeus, Odin, YWHW, Ares and so on? Gods are mostly dicks.
Logan Edwards
Great job guarding the Ultimate Hammer Thor.
And hey, new guy. The Thor that used that last died like a bitch. Have fun jobbing. Something Jane will never do.
Ain't that the truth. It's why we'll be up to TWENTY ISSUES of Moon Girl this June
Have faith. They might stay dead in spite of that
Brandon Martinez
GORR DID NOTHING WRONG CRUCIFY THE GODS PLANAR WAR NOW
Ian Hughes
Shut up Dagda
Jackson King
but user, Trump IS right
Chase Kelly
Considering his electricity affinity, the parallel may be better with Pence.
Evan Fisher
the Marvel strategy of pissing off fan is starting to hit the other end of the bell curve. Used to be people bought more marvel comics when something happened to piss them off then when they were appeased to but now all their titles are underperforming and barely any get into the top seller list without a Star Wars tag attached
