Why the fuck they chose the Frog and the Goose here? Neither of them can dance or sing

Why the fuck they chose the Frog and the Goose here? Neither of them can dance or sing

Or any dance or singbros here? To me they were kind of shitty

Also what was with the unfocused shots?

Why don't they pick a singer and a dancer and train them to act???
But I guess if they didn't pick the household brands we wouldn't be discussing about this movie now

Because bitches love the Goose and Emma Stone is plain enough for them to self insert into.

I'm sorry the preferred nomenclature is Frog or Frogirl

Frogette

>this movie enshrined Emma Stone for a year

>movie about dancing and singing
>pick two main actors who have no background in dancing or singing

>train them to act
good look with that lol

it's a movie not a documentary retard

Just because they don't know how to dance doesn't mean they shouldn't dance.
No wonder you're all virgins with an attitute like that.

>No background in dancing or singing

The Goose has done both since a young age and he's the only one that mattered amy way so SHOO.

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who is this bug burping beauty?

who is this ravishing reptile?

who is this amorous anuran?

who is this choad toad?

who is this penis procuring polliwog?

who is this cock crazed crapaud?

who is this batrachian babe?

who is this titillating tadpole?

who is this Alytes cisternasi with cum in her eye?

bump

It's not about singing a dancing. It's about a jazz pianist and an actress.

The movie is about Jazz, it's not about over-the-top extravagant pop numbers.

>movie about dancing and singing

No it's not and I was legitimately mad about it. I have no idea how this got rave reviews when it wasn't fun and jazz formalism is cancer.

>it's not about over-the-top extravagant pop numbers.

Originally Emma Watson and Miles Teller were supposed to star but they got busy with other roles.

Beauty and The Beast with Emma Watson was the worst musical i've ever seen. I'll take Stone over her any day.

I know how soppy it must sound but...well...she's lovely to watch dancing. Even the parts she probably didn't even dance herself.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't disappointed and I absolutely *love* Emma.