What if Luke and Leia fugged before they found out they were related, and Leia was carrying Luke's unborn son on Endor when they found out about being siblings?
Ashamed and disgusted, Leia wanted to abort the baby, but since they were in the remote Ewok village on Endor with no medical tech at their disposal, she was forced undergo a primitive abortion procedure and it didn't take.
A barely human-inbred fetus was pulled from her womb, screeching so high pitched that it caused some of the Ewoks to turn on eachother. It was slapped against the side of a tree until the screaming fell silent. And there it was left laying, thought to be dead but reveling in its dark unnatural power. What if that failed abortion was Snoke?
Jack Clark
even copy pastas are fucking awful in the capeshit era I wish we had a separate board for anything disney or capeshit related at this point
Oliver Moore
i wish you would drink some bleach
Isaac Smith
it wouldn't make your post, which you have been spamming for the last couple of days, funny or worth sharing though there's no humor in this whatsoever
David Garcia
I didn't post this. I just think you're a whiney bitch
Zachary Williams
>redditor doesen't understand humor >he also doesen't understand ips lmao
Angel Cruz
>le reddit meme nice coping mechanism. still a whiney little bitch.
Jayden Richardson
If your thread is so funny how come nobody posts in it but you and me?
Caleb Garcia
>your thread I already told you I didn't make it lol. Are you incompetent as well as a fucking crybaby?
Xavier Fisher
You do realize that posts from the OP don't bump the thread and using your phone is useless if it's connected to the same wifi right?
Jackson Cox
OP here, it really wasn't more, but watching this was funny.
Christopher Thomas
nice of you to test what I just said about phoneposting, the autocorrect gave it away though
Connor Morgan
Funny, but it wasn't me and that was an honest to goodness typo.
Alexander Cruz
What’s up lads, are we talking to ourselves
Jack Harris
quality thread
Jacob Sanders
...
Owen Walker
Mental illness general?
William Campbell
Also he was sexually abused by a drunken Ewok stepfather and bullied by his Ewok classmates and brothers
Jose Bailey
Christ you are fucking dumb
Xavier Allen
How new are you? OP always can bump his thread after the timer expires. Go back to plebbit.
