...
What's his name again?
Luuuuke
Duke Dirtfarmer.
Groundskeeper Willie
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR MOVIE SHILL
Luke Skywalker.
Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke
I miss you
Bigger Luuke
Fuck Disney BuT fuck George for selling his baby to those soulless fucks!
Shkywaka
it's funny because each new film literally takes this approach, I'm not sure how much bigger a death star can get. I'm excited to see episode 9 just to see what nonsense they can cook up
Rey's Teacher
mark hamil
Anakin Starkiller.
Daisy Duke
Wreck-It Ralph?
Lord Hoth
Paul Atreides
MIKE JONES
Puke Gayfucker
Tony Harrison
Kimball Kinnison
Finn Galfridian
Duke Fartknocker
Dick moistureslave, actually... Did I just make a porno
Luke, did I ever tell you about your evil clone Luuke Skywalker? Luuke Skywalker was a genetic clone of the Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker, grown from cells extracted from the hand Skywalker lost during his duel with the Dark Lord Darth Vader on Cloud City. Skywalker's hand and lightsaber were recovered by Vader and taken to Emperor Palpatine's Mount Tantiss storehouse on the planet Wayland. In 9 ABY, the insane clone Jedi Master Joruus C'baoth performed a mind trick on Imperial Grand Admiral Thrawn's subordinate, Captain Gilad Pellaeon, ordering him to make a special clone for him. The clone that later became Luuke Skywalker was grown in secret from sample B-2332-54, the sorting code assigned to Luke Skywalker's hand. The clone was grown in a Spaarti cloning cylinder over the period of less than a month.
He was a good copy.
Dude Bladerunner
Biggs Darklighter
Sneed Feedseeder
Bigg G'eyfor-Yu
Janek Sunber
Luke, did I ever tell you about Eleodie Maracavanya? Eleodie Maracavanya was a human pirate ruler who was referred to variously by male, female and gender-neutral pronouns including "zhe" and "zher." After the fall of the Galactic Empire, Maracavanya and their pirate crew came to take control of the Annihilator, a Super Star Destroyer that once belonged to the Empire, which they renamed Liberty's Misrule. With this vessel under their control, Maracavanya came to be known as the "pirate ruler of Wild Space."
Zhe was a good friend.
>I am Ajedi Lyke Mypha Terbefom'ee
George Sithslayer
>fuck George for selling his baby to those soulless fucks!
>4 billion dollars to charity just to let disney make some shitty movies
You don't have to watch them.
Ekul Yksreklaw
Who would win: Luke Skyksekul or Rekl Awkwalker?
Rekl
Cuck Skybeta
>not Soywalker
Cuke Kalewalker
Nice OC But Luuuke is better
Luke Cliffanger
Sporko baggins
IM DA JOKAH BAYBEE
Bigger Luke
Rey's bitch.
Nuke Skywalker
useless faggot who doesn't care about his friends
Ben?