Soldier sees blip on radar

>soldier sees blip on radar
>"sir.. You'd better take a look at this.."

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>it's coming in fast

>"soldiers gathering... that can only mean one thing..."
>"W-What?"
>"War."

>my god..
>sir *hands telephone* it's the president

>*garbled message* We, OH GOD NO AAAH *end message*

>two more blips appear every other second
>"good lord, call the pentagon"

>character brushes his/her teeth
>obviously no toothpaste or anything of the likes

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Why the fuck do they keep doing this in movies?
Even the most detailed movies still do this shit, also empty bed sheets.

i don't use (((toothpaste)))

>character posts thread that triggers mods
>gets (((pruned))) soon after i post in it

Austin Powers had the best one
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>"listen"
>"I don't hear anything"
>"exactly"

>flock of birds fly over group
>dark music starts playing
>"we gotta go"

>"OMG"
>"what is it?"
>"OMG"
>character has to walk all the way over because retard can't verbalize in order to give it some suspense

so how the fuck do you brush your teeth then?
your breath must smell awful, and your teeth must be rotten.

>journal/audio log of horrific events in horror games.
Never bothered to finish System Shock 2 but I've listened to all of the audio logs multiple times now.

>"I’m getting too old for this shit."

>you and i, we're not so different after all
>i'm nothing like you!

>"Who's in charge of this squad!?"
>"He was" *points to dead body*
>"You're in charge now, lieutenant"

Holy hell dude I forgot how fucking great those movies are.

i brush in the shower and rinse with water
my breath smells fine and my teeth are normal.

>not using tooth powder

>That looks just like an enormous...
>WANG! PAY ATTENTION!

>Let me through, I'm a doctor.

>"Where's the rest of the squad, private?"
>looks around
>"we're all that's left sir"

>zombie sneaks up on character

jesus christ

>empty bedsheets
Huh?

What exactly do you believe that toothpaste does? Other than supplement your diet with fluoride.
A brush in good condition + water is all you need.

>"Sir you can't pass, this is a crime scene"
>"This is my house!"

>character is gravely wounded
>"just a scratch..."

>Oh No, you are not dying on me today.
>Proceeds to give CPR

This but unironically

i knew Sup Forums is the board for me
i've brushed my teeth like less than 10 times this year, i'm not shitposting

Name (1)

One Piss

But you’re shitbreathing LMAO LMAO

>character wakes up
>doesn't jump in the shower and just puts on new clothes instead

>my hands are dirty
>so are mine

>soldier

That's exactly what I do, never had a problem with it.

>characters french kiss just after waking up

Koja je poenta slike?

>character comes to work wearing the same shirt as the day before
>everyone instantly assumes he spent the night at some chicks place

maybe he likes the shirt and just felt like wearing it again?

>REQUESTING ASSISTANCE, THEY'RE ALL OVER!
>They're all what? Over.

unacceptable unless you live in the polar circle and have no interaction with other humans ever

>character is gravely wounded
>"oh my god, are you okay?"
>"never been better"

Those around you likely do.

Why do all those shitty clichés even exist

t. Virgin

>implying
Just use some perfume, you subhumans.

Kek

Looks like you're the virgin.
Kissing with tongue directly after waking up from your slumber in which you haven't salivated for 8 hours is just nasty.

>unironically calls people who shower subhumans

t. only fucks ice addicted prostitues

Eww

>character doesn't want to continue the conversation
>"thanks for the coffee"

Because Hollywood writers use safe formulas that they know will give them money

Really? You actually don't know what that's from?

>No Social security number, no address. No immediate family family we're aware of. Hell, his name doesn't even show up in the records. He's a god damned ghost!

I do that, it's intimate

What if he showered the night before?

Do people in the US sleep in dirty beds then shower in the morning?

>character gets out of car
>doesn't lock it

???


ALSO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE FUCKING CAPTCHAS
>solve captcha
>get check mark
>click post
>YOU HAVE MISTYPED THE CAPTCHA

Faggot

>movie set during Thanksgiving
>main character doesnt try to fuck his cousin

my gf does this right after yelling 'TASTE MORNING ME, user'

>Sir, enemies approaching at 12 o'clock!
>12 o'clock? *looks at watch* That gives us about... 25 minutes. *puts his hands on his belly* I think I'll step out for a burger.

>lieutenant
>promoted to commanding a squad

Settle down buddy, I'm sure you'll get a girl eventually

I assume it's because a lot of writing schools teach the same techniques for creating suspense/drama, and that a lot of writers in Hollywood come from the same small handful schools anyway. It's sort of like how the animation industry in the US is literally one giant group of friends who all went to CalArts.

>somebody else having captcha problems too
Thank god, I thought the google jews were trying to silence me

They walk with their shoes inside and put them in the couch, so who knows what other weird stuff they do

>where are we?
>don't you mean "when are we?"

>characters orgasm at the same time

I was having issues but i opened da chan in incogneto mode and it works fine now.

>implying anyone knows fucking soldier ranks

all I know is that the general is at the top and now that I think about it I'm sure there's someone even higher than that

btw, I actually got fucking 'General' in the captcha how freaky is THAT?

>character has somebody else in the room when orgasming

Faggot

>character reads a newspaper while taking a dump

>gets accused of rape 5 eons later

I'm a Veteran and you're retarded. Ranks are easy as fuck to learn except the navy with all their fucking insignias and faggy uniforms.

>I actually got fucking 'General' in the captcha
>not using the jewcaptcha to train our glorious soon-to-be AI overlords

>character doesn't edge himself for hours while he's masturbating

Commander in Chief.

If I try to reply using the Post a Reply at the top of the page I keep getting those fucking "click verify once there are no cars left" bullshit captchas that never ever work and if I refresh the captcha I just get another one of the same and eventually a box saying that there's connectivity issues and that I should try again later

I mean, you could explain it in a few sentences instead of acting like a cunt, no one is calling your credentials into question i just want to know how much influence a fucking lieutenant has

It's cuz ur pleb, m8. LOL

>character is supposed to be meditating in the lotus position
>actor can't be arsed to learn how to do it so he just crosses his legs like this and stays tense through the scene

>No food, no water. Hell, he even died 7 years ago. He's a god damned ghost!

SHUT UUUUUUUUP!

Lieutennants have zero influence.

field marshal is higher

>Muh veteran
Thanks for shooting those brown kids for us

teh president is the highest

Back when the movie post production people didn't know how radar work
So they would show a white beam sweeping clock-wise then there is a white spot moving around even when it's not scanned

>that's impossible! he's inside the room!

>Field Marshall
We have a real military so we use real ranks.

I love this one.

thx 4 ur cervix

Thanks for the milkshake, usually dont eat at McDonalds but that was pretty good.

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