Can't can the Stan

Can't can the Stan.

>snuff
He can't keep getting away with it.

How much power did he get for killing a Rockefeller?

He killed Bernie and Chuck, of curse he is revitalized

not really much, the man was 101 already. Hes gonna have to feed very soon.

I can feel the week long sticky the day he passes.

You know you'll kick the bucket first, user.

>Stan Lee will die soon

>Cameos in Infinity War part 1 as one of the people that vanishes when Thanos kills half the universe
>dies before Part 2 is released
>When Thanos brings everyone back, everyone but Stan reappear.
>There is just an empty quiet frame where Stan should have been

What about the sticky when he comes back?

I'm assuming Christopher Lee will rise from his coffin first.

Who's life force did he drain this time?

Underrated post.

jesus christ this is to perfect

Who died this time?

So who did he kill and absorb the life force of this time

Bernie Wrightson.

This time, he actually fucking stole someone's life force.

>reports that Lee is sick and wouldn't be able to attend conventions for a while
>Wrightson dies
>Lee "magically" is getting better -- in fact, a lot better

>The day he passes a whole bunch of social media pages will be posting pictures of Jack Kirby characters and Steve Ditko characters crying.

You mean Stan Lee characters and their co creators Kirby and Ditko?

He took the soul of david rockefeller

>Can't can the Stan.

Unless he attempts to steal Moore's soul. It will backfire on him.

Or maybe he did as his first but he was cursed to steal souls forever.

David Rockefeller and Chuck Berry, off the top of my head

How will his death be tributed?

>MCU Extra Passes Away At Age 127

They probably have enough pre-recorded footage and cgi copied his face that he will keep having cameos long after he's gone.

>mfw they're all posts saying how glad they are the kike died so we can stop seeing his shitty annoying meme every time celebrities die

Either even isn't willing to take this low hanging untasteful fruit, or most are just uninformed on current events.

I'm betting the latter.

EXCELSIOR!

He aint dying any time soon

>Trips

Holy shit

N-NANI?

And the curse rages on.

He won't be alive in five years

I've been around the park, seen a lot of great uncles and grandparents. He's totally gonna die soon. There's always that one that bounces back a dozen times, making them seem immortal. But one time they bounce back looking a little paler and thinner than before. You think "he still doesn't pretty good for his age; he'll go on forever." And then two months later.

This is Stan's two months.

I can't say I'll miss the constant jokes every time a goddamn industry legend dies.

Don't worry. For as many Vampire Stan jokes we make, there will be many more Grim Leepers

Hell be fine

Hi The Sheeple!

Found the redditfag

kek

It only counts if they die of natural causes/cancer or shit like that, if they get fucking murdered it doesn't count. It also doesn't count if they're not celebrities/people who worked on comics.

That's what they said five years ago.

David Rockerfeller was even more notorious for stealing souls to keep himself alive. Stan got no power from the death of a fellow lich.

Found the newfag

Stan confirmed to live until he's 111.

He needed three people just to get better. His power is weakening.

>Been feeling almost back to snuff.
>Chuck barry died not too long ago

WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIS SOUL OLD MAN?!

Blessed Kek gives us truth from on high. Stan has a long life ahead.

>Disney is playing to kill Stan for Avengers 4 to reach 2 billion

Peter will marry MJ again when he dies.

Chuck Berry was a fart flinging pervert. Stan Lee consumes the souls of the wicked. Hell he still feeds off Frank Miller.

Welp

>stan
>dying
lol

何??

>David Rockefeller
>Soul

He doesnt die, user. He just returns to his phylactery.