What the FUCK is taking the fat man so long?

What the FUCK is taking the fat man so long?

He sold off his "great work" to Dabid and Dank who are going to finish it first, completely overshadowing whatever ending he finally decides to write. H's sitting at home putting it off and eating deep fried jumbo pickles. Soon he will die a sad frustrated fat man.

But D&D ruined the story

TWOW & ADOS when

the winds of winter by Brandon sanderson

>implying fatty gives a fat shit out his fat ass

Wrote himself into a corner with his fucking mereenese knot 15 years ago, has tried to get out of it ever since, realized he can't, will die still trying sitting on 25.000 pages of unfinished material.

his finished work is on his computer
too bad the computer is lost in one of his fat folds.

>be GURRM
>sit in front of computer
>stare at screen with an empty document
>look at calendar...
>"okay George, today is the day!!"
>put hands on keyboard
>....
>"fuck it"
>opens porn tabs instead
>reach over for a pizza slice while undoing pants

This is literally the dumbest fucking excuse ever. You're the writer, you have complete control over every event in your book. Occasionally a character needs to make a nonsensical action to move the fucking plot forwards. The ends justify the means, so just do it and get on with the fucking story,

I wonder if he feels pressure regarding political commentary
I mean, his books are written in medieval feudal European society
where children are made rulers, and every one is limited to their social class (mostly)
not really applicable in today's world
but now normies are loving GoT (TV series) and many go on to read the books
they probably demand some anti-Trump commentary somehow
I just hope that GRRM can resist it
no because I am pro-Trump, but because he has been so clever about it
while the show is beating you over the head with feminism and progressivism, the books are still in the minds of feudal Europeans
so we get some progressive thoughts, but they are made cleverly

> lmao why doesn't he just write bullshit to finish the story
> why doesn't he do just like the tv show lol
shut the fuck up

Fuck, man. Do we have to have politics in every single fucking thread?

unpolitical entertainment doesn't exist.

People who say things like this don't understand the situation in mereen at all nor do they understand his writing style.

busy taxposting on Sup Forums

LE POL SJW DRUMPF SOY KEK WH*TE JEW

That should get em going

He's autistic and grew up in the wrong era.

He was disappointed with comics not making any sense so he tries to make sense when it comes to distances and make thing plausible.
The problem is that he writes in fucking DOS.
He needs real modern writing and map tools to keep track of stuff to write the story he wants to, but he's stubborn and sticks to dos.

this is what i do everyday... maybe im grrm?

you should have realized that once he sold it to hbo he gave up on the series, that's why he sold it off. he wanted someone else to complete it

Seinfeld?

The U.S. personal income tax code is 70,000 plus pages, do you have any idea how long it takes to create a fictional code for not just Westeros, but Bravos, Mereen, etc.

Many-Faced God