>There are "people" on Sup Forums right now who unironically defend this awful flick This board really has gone to shit
>BUT DUDE LONG TAKES ARE FOR PATRICIANS You can have long quiet scenes that are both good and bad. Just because its long doesnt automatically make it good fucking hell.
>DUDE THOSE SCENES MAKE US APPRECIATE TECHNOLOGY AND SHIT A competent director would have directed those scenes in a way that doesn't put a hyperactive 5 year old to sleep. It's just shitty film making, no excuse.
>IT JUST DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH LASER GUNS AND SJW PANDERING FOR YOU LIKING Fuck off. Before Sunrise was litterally just two people walking around a city, talking and it wasn't boring for a second. You know why? BECAUSE IT HAD A COMPETENT DIRECTOR!
>DUDE BUT THE AENDING WAS PRETTY LSD TRIPPIN LMAO So it's confirmed the drugs have destroyed your brains. Doug fans are literally DUDE WEED LMAO tier
>literally first thread about this >were there not a thread about this no one would have even remembered it existed
Carson Fisher
I've never seen this movie even mentioned, and I've been here for years. Are you sure you're just obsessing over a kids movie nobody give a shit about?
Ryder Evans
Thanks for letting me know a Doug movie exists. Does Doug's beatnik sister give everyone in bluffington oral favors? Does Mr get arrested for child pornography?
Gavin Nelson
I don't remember if I saw that movie but I do remember being in a theater and seeing the poster on the wall.
Dylan Cooper
DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
Charles Baker
This guy got into several fights in his head before posting this, OP is schizophrenic
Samuel Myers
its pasta you dumb nigger
Noah Reed
isnt the creator a giant cuck in real life who based patty on a girl he betaed all his life?
Alexander Walker
Was skeeter supposed to be black?
Kayden Lee
DOUG HARDER
Evan Fisher
I NEED MORE ALLOWANCE YODEL-AYE-EH-OO I NEED MORE ALLOWANCE YODEL-AYE-EH-OO I NEED MORE ALLOWANCE YODEL-AYE-EH-OO WHY BECAUSE I DOOOOOO.
Alexander Anderson
Yep.
I think years later he met with his Patty again hoping for a romantic encounter and she introduced her chad to him.
Mason Ward
Press button to doug
Christian Garcia
Why would anyone know that if it hasn't been posted anywhere before you lifeless faggot?
>I get to the door, and you get buzzed up in New York, and so I walk up to the apartment and I hear the lock turn—it’s getting ready to happen—and she opens the door, and she’s perfect. Just perfect. She just looks spectacular and she’s so happy, and her arms fly up and we hug, and I’m just like [frightened guttural gasping noises]. She backs up and she goes ‘Look, Jimmy! Boobs! I got my boobs!’ [Laughs.] It sounds like I’m making this up, right? And I’m like, ‘Yeah… yeah, uh huh!’ ‘Yeah, they always used to call me Flatty Patti, but look!’ And she was just funny and fun and innocent, but it’s like Doug and Patti together again, ten years later, right?
>So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’
>And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.
Chase Harris
So? Is this some grand tragedy? This guy sounds like a weenie. He could have easily just murdered the husband
Charles Powell
Why are you hypothetically arguing with yourself when no one was even talking about this movie?
Ayden Murphy
Someone needs to make a virgin vs Chad pic out of this
Dominic Young
I don't even remember this movie. Has anyone here even talked about it? I've been here ten years and never even once seen a thread about this specific film.
Colton Russell
LOL How didn't he kill himself afterwards?
Ayden Brooks
Same I am also a massive loser and this thread is the only time I've even seen this movie mentioned. I didn't even know it existed.
Jacob Sanchez
why would you share this story with the world?
Jackson Perez
Because these guys are narcissists, honestly chads are generally better people.
Jaxon Hughes
Wonder is skeeter's green skin is considered racist by today's standards.
Gavin Reyes
>narcissists More like beta losers hoping to score some pity fuck.
Aaron Phillips
You think he pays hookers to roleplay as Patti mayonnaise with her stupid ass southern accent that sounds like an old lady
Jayden Watson
First off he isn't green he's blue and of course they'd be outraged. Not legit outrage but more "I need material for my blog" kind of "outrage"
Jonathan Young
op here
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Juan Rodriguez
Why the fuck did they give patty a dyke haircut
Hunter Price
Cosmetic change when the series switched to Disney.
Parker Gonzalez
nickelodeon doug is the only doug.
David Adams
Pretty sure it's canon, m8.
Isaac Wright
quick, someone post THAT author's pic
Carter Brown
Probably.
Logan Young
douge is that you?
Ryder Wilson
You just know Mr. Dink bought a ps4 pro on launch day.