There are "people" on Sup Forums right now who unironically defend this awful flick

>There are "people" on Sup Forums right now who unironically defend this awful flick
This board really has gone to shit

>BUT DUDE LONG TAKES ARE FOR PATRICIANS
You can have long quiet scenes that are both good and bad. Just because its long doesnt automatically make it good fucking hell.

>DUDE THOSE SCENES MAKE US APPRECIATE TECHNOLOGY AND SHIT
A competent director would have directed those scenes in a way that doesn't put a hyperactive 5 year old to sleep. It's just shitty film making, no excuse.

>IT JUST DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH LASER GUNS AND SJW PANDERING FOR YOU LIKING
Fuck off. Before Sunrise was litterally just two people walking around a city, talking and it wasn't boring for a second. You know why? BECAUSE IT HAD A COMPETENT DIRECTOR!

>DUDE BUT THE AENDING WAS PRETTY LSD TRIPPIN LMAO
So it's confirmed the drugs have destroyed your brains. Doug fans are literally DUDE WEED LMAO tier

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>literally first thread about this
>were there not a thread about this no one would have even remembered it existed

I've never seen this movie even mentioned, and I've been here for years. Are you sure you're just obsessing over a kids movie nobody give a shit about?

Thanks for letting me know a Doug movie exists. Does Doug's beatnik sister give everyone in bluffington oral favors? Does Mr get arrested for child pornography?

I don't remember if I saw that movie but I do remember being in a theater and seeing the poster on the wall.

DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
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This guy got into several fights in his head before posting this, OP is schizophrenic

its pasta you dumb nigger

isnt the creator a giant cuck in real life who based patty on a girl he betaed all his life?

Was skeeter supposed to be black?

DOUG HARDER

I NEED MORE ALLOWANCE YODEL-AYE-EH-OO
I NEED MORE ALLOWANCE YODEL-AYE-EH-OO
I NEED MORE ALLOWANCE YODEL-AYE-EH-OO
WHY
BECAUSE I DOOOOOO.

Yep.

I think years later he met with his Patty again hoping for a romantic encounter and she introduced her chad to him.

Press button to doug

Why would anyone know that if it hasn't been posted anywhere before you lifeless faggot?

ew.com/article/2016/08/09/doug-patti-ending/

>I get to the door, and you get buzzed up in New York, and so I walk up to the apartment and I hear the lock turn—it’s getting ready to happen—and she opens the door, and she’s perfect. Just perfect. She just looks spectacular and she’s so happy, and her arms fly up and we hug, and I’m just like [frightened guttural gasping noises]. She backs up and she goes ‘Look, Jimmy! Boobs! I got my boobs!’ [Laughs.] It sounds like I’m making this up, right? And I’m like, ‘Yeah… yeah, uh huh!’ ‘Yeah, they always used to call me Flatty Patti, but look!’ And she was just funny and fun and innocent, but it’s like Doug and Patti together again, ten years later, right?

>So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’

>And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.

So? Is this some grand tragedy? This guy sounds like a weenie. He could have easily just murdered the husband

Why are you hypothetically arguing with yourself when no one was even talking about this movie?

Someone needs to make a virgin vs Chad pic out of this

I don't even remember this movie.
Has anyone here even talked about it? I've been here ten years and never even once seen a thread about this specific film.

LOL
How didn't he kill himself afterwards?

Same I am also a massive loser and this thread is the only time I've even seen this movie mentioned. I didn't even know it existed.

why would you share this story with the world?

Because these guys are narcissists, honestly chads are generally better people.

Wonder is skeeter's green skin is considered racist by today's standards.

>narcissists
More like beta losers hoping to score some pity fuck.

You think he pays hookers to roleplay as Patti mayonnaise with her stupid ass southern accent that sounds like an old lady

First off he isn't green he's blue and of course they'd be outraged. Not legit outrage but more "I need material for my blog" kind of "outrage"

op here

dsgmiaewngpwngwegnw

Why the fuck did they give patty a dyke haircut

Cosmetic change when the series switched to Disney.

nickelodeon doug is the only doug.

Pretty sure it's canon, m8.

quick, someone post THAT author's pic

Probably.

douge is that you?

You just know Mr. Dink bought a ps4 pro on launch day.

god you're fucking stupid