Has Sup Forums met any celebrities?

has Sup Forums met any celebrities?

Who the fuck is that gook, the guy from the infamous "vietnamese fucking shit smoking a cigarette about to execute another vietnamese fucking shit with a revolver" photo?

I met Jon Voight on the train in Paris, i met michael stipe from REM at a museum in Venice, i met puff daddy at five guys in miami, i met hulk hogan at target in clearwater, and I met arnie at borders book store in LA.

I once had the pleasure of meeting Kevin Spacey at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

George Takei

Motherfucking Goldfield

Had the pleasure of meeting George Takei at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

I hung out with him at the annual St Johns vs Naval Academy croquet match. Was a total bro. He was making fun of me with dual wielding champagne bottles, and was one of those dudes who liked gay humor and touching cocks and shit.

I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in Grand Rapids, Michigan (we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of ham there are, lady" ENTIRELY too loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.

I turn around. Steve Martin

He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of... The Three Amigos salute. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten".

We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Monticeto, a really expensive residential area in SB, and has been living there for a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for 45 minutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blurry image of an anvil being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before the anvil came crashing down, ending my life.

>Goldfield stopped appearing because Kenny suggested he was behind 9/11

i once saw ryan gosling break up a fight in new york

Bear Grylls

My mom is seeing Shatner tomorrow. I'm jelly as fuck.

Did he tell you a real knee-slapper when he was rawdogging your behind?

Are they meeting so he can return her underwear?

You know Shatner browses here, right? He could be reading your post right now and he could ask your mum to see you

I once saw Jack Black buying candy bars in a publix, I can tell the story if you guys want to hear it

Holy shit, got me right in the kekticles with that one champ.

That just makes him all the more suspicious

Story? Sounds believable yet unbelievable

Were they milky ways? I saw him buying milky ways once.

>Had the pleasure of meeting George Takei at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.
aye but at what cost

Saw him in a nice restaurant in London. Kind of place where people dress up but he was in jeans and a shirt.

I met Yao Ming one time, he was in a Houston airport and he was being absolutely mobbed by Asians asking for pics and autographs

I have met:

Margot Robbie
Ben Affleck
Henry Cavill
Amy Adams
Gal Gadot
Ezra Miller
Cara Delevingne
Jesse Eisenberg
Elizabeth Banks
Joel Kinnamen
Miguel Sapochinik
Kevin Smith
Geoff Johns
John Mayer
Jason Momoa
Zack Snyder
Joss Whedon
Patty Jenkins
David Ayer
and more...

I once called Megan Fox a fag on Sup Forums

Which celebrities are more down-to-earth than they appear and which ones are arrogant?

nice life

In Manchester?
What does your mum look like?

Gal and Margot are truly great people.

Ben Affleck is awesome if he is in a good mood.

Henry Cavill is a weird guy but cool

Kevin Smith smells bad but is an awesome dude

Geoff Johns is a good person

Patty Jenkins is amazing

Jason Momoa is cool but fucking terrifying

Ezra Miller is the nicest human being in the world who happens to act. Remembers everyone's name and treats them as a friend

Zack Snyder is a boy trapped inside of a man's body and is actually a fucking amazing person to be around and work with. There is a reason the same people keep coming back to his projects.

Jesse Eisenberg doesn't think he is famous

David Ayer is a loser but writes good movies

Is that the "It's all so tiresome" guy from the Africa documentary?

What do you do for DC?

>Henry Cavill is a weird guy but cool
In what way?
>Snyder is actually a fucking amazing person to be around and work with.
Does he banter with everyone?

Saw Kristen Bell at a store once a few years back. Unbelievably cute. Phenomenal legs. Made me diamonds. I didn't approach her.

I fucked Emma Watson once after an LA party. Boring lay and no anal

Did he rape you too?

tell more about patty
she's so low profile

I do fridge repairs.

im pretty sure it was because of the poop pills that kenny replaced at goldfields store

I search reddit and Sup Forums for people who are threatening to leak stuff and spread misinformation on here to sway you guys in every which way imaginable.

What the fuck? I'm watching KvS right now after a long time and just finished the shit episode, and now I run into this thread. Why can't the NSA leave me alone?

Henry is a quintessential comic book nerd that has the physique of Superman.

Zack doesnt banter with everyone because there are so many people, but he would if there was time

>last night of film fest
>get pretty drunk
>stumble up to woman asking to bum a cigarette
>it's actually Courtney Love
>asks if I want American Spirits or 27s
>too drunk to articulate myself, take one, mumble something like thanks and have a good night
>back of my mind wanted to say "maybe you didn't do it after all" but I'm not that ballsy

I’ve posted the story before in a thread about her, I’ve been on a date with Whitney Cummings.

I’ve also drank with Andrew Lincoln and Norman Reedus.

Also, I think Guy Fieri might have told me to fuck off, but it might have just been a look alike that was pissed off that I called him Guy Fieri and tried to take a picture with him. I was hammered in a Walmart.

>I’ve been on a date with Whitney Cummings.

I'm assuming you're black, right?

Probably just desperate

I've been to a meditation class led by Russell Simmons.

Was a waste of my time

This sounds believable if only because of the part about her carrying two different kinds of cigarettes

Nope, I’m a Britbong living in the US with a BBC sized BB(ritish)C. Also worked for the BBC a bit.

I met joe rogan

I saw Michael Jordan at a Charlotte Kmart , I asked for a autograph and he just looked at me and walked away.

then that's story is just not true, whitney is BBC only.

post your routine, cutie

Joe Rogan considers himself a true """"man""""

Is that you Danny?

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My... contacts have advised me to not reveal anything at this time but their name rhymes with Van Glider.

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I need to take a trip to Tranna and meet this man.

Looks like joseph gordon levitt and ryan gosling had a retarded baby

Forgot about this guy too

>quintessential comic book nerd
is he shy and timid?

I met Michael Kelly aka Stamper from House of Cards at a restaurant.

Really nice guy, complete opposite of his character.

If he weren't paid to look like superman, yes.

If comic book nerds looked like superman, they wouldn't be as shy or timid

>at CVS in Marshfield
>2 door Mercedes in parking spot
>dont know much about cars, but I can tell this is an expensive one
>someone has placed those fake gun shot stickers all done the side
>who would do this to such an expensive car?
>Here comes Steven Tyler
>"Hey Steve nice car, who shot it up?"
>had my MP5 on full auto and it got ahead of me
>haha have a good night man
>you also guys!

>and I met arnie at borders book store in LA

I wonder what literature classics Arnie enjoys

Who the fuck is this Asian guy

>He was surprisingly down to earth

Of course he was while sucking your cock

Is pepe girl really that friendly or she only appears in that way?

I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.

It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.

She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.

It was the worst night of my life.

About two years ago, when I was a senior in high school, I ran into Andy Samberg at a wedding.

A friend of mine invited me to his cousin's wedding and I didn't have anything to do that weekend so I went. It was at a huge ranch about an hour out of Houston. Apparently his cousin directed some Zac Effron movies or something.

Andy Samberg was there and we ran into him about an hour into the reception. He was pretty drunk and was talking to us about how we could basically do anything we wanted and to go for our dreams. It kinda turned into a rant and I started getting uncomfortable. I said I needed to go to the bathroom and he said "you guys want a picture right?" I said yeah and then we took a selfie. Didn't see him for the rest of the night

>he doesn't know how based goldfield is
plebfiltered

me on the left

Okay I got one. Real talk my buddy swears he almost got beat up by Mel Gibson here in Phoenix.
He was drunk as hell eating at Los Betos (this fast food Mexican joint that's open super late), and Gibson was supposedly there with a chick. My buddy kept ripping ass, and Gibson told him to quit the shit, but my buddy kept farting just to piss Mel off. Finally Mel Gibson gets up and is going at my buddy and his crew has to hold him back.
My best friend swears this is true and really isn't the type to lie. He didn't even know it was Mel Gibson until he coincidentally saw him on YT just a little later. He thought he was just some rich middle eastern dude (have a lot of those in Scottsdale).

I met Kevin Spacey at a party at his place and he was even served me some wine from his own private stash. The night is a blur but from what I recollect he was pretty interested in everything I said.

Is that you limmy?

point to where he touched you user

>dat zipper boner

Thought she was floating

I met Kevin Spacey a few years back at some private event in Dubai. He brought over a man as a date. I was fairly young, so my parents did most of the talking. Mother asked him if he was into men. He literally responded "I'm trysexual, I'll try anything."
This was a few years back.

Also he had terrible coffee breath.

>In what way?
Different user, but I've also met Henry Cavill. Seemed pretty boring to me, but didn't talk much.

Had dinner with Tom Cruise. One of the nicest and most interesting people I've met tbqh.

she was surprisingly nice

>One of the nicest and most interesting people I've met tbqh.
What did you talk about?

It's nothing like that, I must have fallen asleep in his place because I vaguely remember him calling me a cab.

You look better desu.

Mirin

What kind of event did you attending where Asa Akira was present, wearing a porn hub t-shirt?

>Musculature

I met Jason David Franke and played him in video games. He cheated then told me "good game". He's an asshole.

Mr yang

Looks like the pornhub popup shop currently in NYC

Go away Miscavige

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I was nervous as fuck honestly, I've seen every one of her scenes, follow her on twitter and jacked off to her almost daily when I was in college. I even just introduced myself like ''hi I'm a really big fan of yours mind if we take a picture?'' which sounded cringey as fuck but she was so nice and even asked for my name and made a little remark about it because it's pretty rare

a flash pornhub shop in manhattan, I just entered there by pure curiosity and asa was there by chance. it was pretty cool desu I heard that dani daniels also went there

It was about 5 years ago so I don't remember all that well, but I know we talked about planes (he told me about an old aircraft he owned which he liked to fly iirc), space, art, his older films.

Talked about a lot more but I can't remember right now.

A lot of hollywood people I've met are either really boring or really phony. He was neither. He clearly had a passion for certain things and could easily talk for hours about them.

Did he tell you about his body thetans? What OT level is he?

What OT level are you, user?

i've met a bunch of athletes casually but no sociopathic closet homo mk ultra actors, no sir

Where is your other hand going? It soda looks like you were trying to grab her ass, but chickened out

I met Jeff Garlin, that fatso