Manlets, when will they learn?

Manlets, when will they learn?

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Literally everything he says is a fucking advertisement lmao

>it's real
twitter.com/TheRock/status/936307767974825984

Jack black is 5'6 tho

To be fair Hart is at the perfect height to GET LIT up by the Rock’s warm PISS after he’s been laughing too hard

I didn't realize he was replying to Kevin Hart and I thought "Jesus is he literally still in highschool?"

Wow another great, raunchy comment by the most #LITTY actor of our generation!

What the fuck is his problem?

a fucking giant to kevin hart

OMG I LOVE the rock. Nearly peed my pants when I watched his raunchy comedy for the summer "baywatch!"

He likes to bust balls, but the fact that he's a giant and a muscle man, means he's emasculating to most other men at the same time, who thus cannot handle his ball busting because of this.

Friendship ended with Kevin hart, now jack black is my best friend

Is he trolling, advertising, or just this dumb?

i don't remember him being like this a few years ago.

What if Kevin Hart doesn't appreciate his comment?

All of them

ahahahaha #LITTY

the rock should think about acheiving some verbal intelligence in 2018 hurr hurr but you can’t increase iq either dumb jock lanklets btfo’d forever

Kevin Hart in the dark.
Jack Black in the light.
This was the last time Dwayne and Kevin spoke as friends.

He will call the Rock a racist.

Tyrese was right.

Getting pissy over that post, Dwayne

Isn’t jack black also a manlet though

BASED

He's just GETTING LITTY!

it’s just banter lad
always knew capeshit fans were underage piss bebbiesand manlets

He made a joke about Jack Black leaving The Rock like his hairline.

Why don't we ever talk about golden showers in Dwayne threads? I like em!

Lmao tubby manlet detected

Rock should have been Superman
Kevin hart as JImmy Olsen
Nicki Minaj as Lois Lane

Why is Dwayne "The #Litty Pants-Pissing Romp-Fest Rock" Johnson so passive aggressive and confrontational on twitter? Is he trying way too hard to be the next Trump? Because it's not working

He became some sort of weird kids toy of a person.

Why can't he just let it go and let some people criticize it?

frenship ended with kevinn

Kevin Heart beating Rock in the upcoming presidential election confirmed.

I didn't know this but the rock is a republican. Just goes to prove my theory, that if you are a-political in Hollywood you are really just a conservative that doesn't want to be discriminated against.

>talking about The Rock with feminine emojis

Gonna litty the piss outa you, roody poo.

daily reminder Batista >> "Dwayne"

Clearly advertising, all 3 of them are in the movie

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when will they learn?

Just a lil rated R RAUNCHY #litty tweet,

Litty as heck my dudes

I can fap to that

HAHA!

>people follow celebrities who just shill their crap on social media.

This guy ever stop breaking balls?

Maybe because he's promoting something that he's worked and invested time in and knows that marketing in his line of work is smart business.

Man the Rock is really missing the mark lately. It's awkward and not funny awkward

>making fun of someone for something that cannot be changed isn't okay
>except if its about height

I dont see the point in bragging about height.

I'm 6'3" and Robert Wadlow can just call me a manlet from heaven.

Its no use.

that's embarrasing

Women literally scream bloody murder if you mention their weight, and then turn right around and shit on manlets for being too short

JACK BLACK IS A MANLET TOO WTF

There is good marketing and what Dwayne is doing is not it. It's "How do you do my fellow kids" tier

Hahahaha! Where si you learn economica?

He's not obligated to go batshit on twitter.
Just be oblivious to critique like all the other hollywood stars.

was his dick huge

Pfft, the fans love it.

People love his shit though. Just because you don't doesn't mean it doesn't work for the people who follow him.

Ease up on the heightism.

Friendship ENDED with Kevin.

Now, Jack is my new best friend.

That's funny coming from Dwayne "The Pebble" Johnson.

it was long but it was all shriveled up and veiny like one of those long mushrooms

Reminder that the rock lies about his height, he's around 6'-6'1 not 6'5

You guys are aware that they're not supposed to be looking at each other in this scene right? Or am I watching too much anime?

>op taking banter too seriously

I am pissing myself with laughter over this.

How does KG think about this new best friend situation? Can someone really do that, just steal your best friend? I don't know cause I don't have any friends....

>friendship ended with Kyle Gass
>The Rock is new best friend

OH!

Not their fault that they don't have height steroids.

but the rock lies about his own height

poor little white guy

>kevin hart is short

i lol'd laugh and bought tickets for me and my friends

What's Dewey doing in this time period?

>Marky "This is for the Tet Offensive" Wahlberg
>Marky "Line em up against the" Wahlberg
>Marky "Once a Cong, always a Cong" Wahlberg
>Marky "Let's reenact Transformers 3, Tranh" Wahlberg

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When will they ever learn?

>when your movie is so shitty and destined to flop, you need to reside on forced scandal and belittling your co-star to advertise it

Wow, OP. I guess youre just MAD that this #LITTY little PISS-ROMP Christmas family FUN flick is doing well with FANS? Hahaha, juuust go see it bud, youll be PISSING on the SHIT in your pants with this fun little ROMP STOMP HOLIDAY HIT!

Can the world handle a corrupted Rock who seeks out the height challenge for bullying?

What could the media do to him? He can make his own movies.

Is Piper the only wrestler with actual kino under his belt?

Bautista is pretty good.

FRIENDSHIP OVER WITH KEVIN HART
JACK BLACK IS NEW BEST FRIEND

DO IT

I love these.

Is there a word for this kind of asslickery?

>Stay positive kids, always prepare for the future

>Fucking manlet lmao

what the fuc k Rock

Turns out there is:
dictionary.com/browse/sycophantic

"Fawning parasite".
Licking ass, but also kind of low-key riding that person's status.

Why cant they learn?

The rock always busts harts balls. There was an Instagram post of hart shirtless on a boat where nick cannon told him to hide his ashy nipples and the rock just commented pls jump off

Isn't Shaq over 7 feet?

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Ill say it again. Hes gay. Long rumoured and explains his hypersensitivity
Everything about this guy screams it: obssesed with scatological humour, gay face and vain despite his size, always transparently acting even when not warranted.
Give it up dwayne, youll be happier for it and noone will care.

Go tell Dwayne "I made $100 million dollars this year" Johnson how to market you 12 year old jobless mongoloid.

>it's that one user obsessed with his theory that actors are gay. I bet you think Tom Cruise is too, right? You're literally a fucking meme.

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>Rocketty stealing /asp/'s gimmick
cringe

Holy fuck look at the lust in her eyes