Confess your TV sins my child

Confess your TV sins my child

I couldn't care less about comic books or superheroes

I enjoy the films of Wes Anderson

I've never seen any Rocky movie. I've never seen any of the Godfathers.

I'm in love with a VVitch

I don't seed.

I watch capeshit anyway.

I fucking knew the first comment would be about capeshit.

You losers are obsessed

I enjoy movies based on how depressed I am while entering the theater

I think the season 3 is the only great season of The Simpsons

I didn't see the Dark Knight Rises into last year and I knew basically nothing about the movie other then that it was a sequel to the Dark Knight. I've been Baneposting since 2011 and I didn't know that the plane scene was in the Dark Knight Rises. When I watched the movie for the first time last year and the plane scene came on I was so confused.

I don’t feel the same sorrow for Stephen Paddock’s 59 victims that i did for the Aurora theater victims purely out of spiteful disdain for Vegas and country music and an unwarranted affection for the Big Guy’s movie

:)

I fucking hate zombies.

I walked out on my job a month and a half ago but still go out every day as if to work so my housemates don't know
I will spend the free time at a theatre 2 or 3 days of the week seeing movies

I don't feed.

I thibk Ghostbusters is incredibly overrated

how do you plan on paying your share of the rent bro?

Confession: I only watch shows once all seasons have been released and the show is finished/cancelled and only if the Metascore is above 79.

The only superhero films I've ever watched in their entirety are the first two Nolan Batmans.

I've watched the plane scene countless times, but I've never seen the rest of the movie.

I said I was looking forward to Wednesday for Vikings but in reality I'm hyped for Riverdale and South Park

i have no sins, i only enjoy really good movies and my life is pain because of it

No shame in that. Literally the only two decent capeshits.

I have money saved
And already back on the neetbux

I haven't seen a movie in theatres in a good 5 years

I liked Baby Driver

A pleb anyway.

that is one nice thing about being a neet, it is easy to save money.

i ditched breaking bad after the first 2 episodes and i will probably never watch it

I wouldn't hate Black people if they didn't act like violent apes, became productive members of society and dated only within their race. The same for other minorities

I do nothing but think of Chuck

I cheat on my gf regularly
I told my mother she's a fucking whore and haven't talked to her in years
I've never and will never like LOTR films. Overrated trash.

I stopped watching the Young Pope after 4 episodes, I just got bored. I still tell people it's the best show of the year and recommend it to everyone

i stopped watching horror movies because im afraid something scary will happen in real life

I only like LOTR for memes (meat back on menu and such)

I think RLM are funny, but don't like their criticism

I think Rogue One is the best SW movie ( because of muh dark)

I can't stand slow paced stuff like french/Italian new wave and tarkovzZzz

i get bored by movies of all kinds and a shitty summer blockbuster holds my attention just as much as some arthouse czech new wave film

I'm going to watch Infinity War in the theaters just so that I can be done with capeshit.

Jacked off to Delphine's asphyxiation scene in "Atomic Blonde".

Never watched a film without browsing Sup Forums on my second vertical monitor.

I've never seen a Hitchcock film

I don't own a TV or subscribe to any streaming service.

I check the IMDB parents guide so I know there's female nudity in a movie and I'm not wasting my time.

My first non human fap was to this. I was 12.

top tier pleb
please don't post here anymore

I don't know shit about movies or TV nor do I watch them. Seriously, O only watch about

...

fuck no
Don't remind me of that movie

I think that rey was a mary sue, that tfa ripped off the original star wars, and that disney must be stopped. sign the petition for the snydercut now!

I haven't seen the Godfathers, but if you ask me in real life ill BS my way through a conversation and pretend like I have seen them.

I watch Big Brother (UK) every single year, and don't plan on stopping any time soon

Actually there is nothing wrong with downloading, it's only a criminal offence if you seed and user clearly stated that he doesn't seed which concludes that you're a huge faggot and you should probably hang yourself.

your ass is buring in KINO hell dude

I still beat it occasionally to the male form boning the wife

>KINO hell
how does "kino hell" look like

genuinely asking

There was Sup Forums discord I visited.
Later turned out that the creator was redditor with a thinner skin than my nut sack.

Came here for this.

I think that if they did it correctly, depicted the brutality of survival accurately, avoided pandering to SJWs and adjusted the plot and character arcs to fit the change of genders, an all-female Lord of the Flies adaptation would make a really interesting movie.
Please, forgive me father.

I never watched Star Wars.

I once masturbated to scrambled tv porn in the 90s, to a dude fucking some chick doggiestyle.

The image eventually got pretty clear and it was actually a dude fucking another dude

Sctot Pilgrim vs The world is one of my favorite movies.

I thought the Decalogue was too on the nose and wasn't very interesting

mah nigga, a movie where the girls start off trying to be orderly and civil, and then eventually descend into full on madness and murder with a psycho-bitch twist, with the punchline being that women and men are more alike than they think, would be kino

I think that 2001: A Space Odyssey is a terrible film.

I have not been to a movie theater in the last 10 years. I rarely watch movie, new movies* desu.
I started browse Sup Forums actively months ago after my depression and blackpills got me all interest in shitposter in Sup Forums and /lgbt/

Btw i love Alien: Resurrection and i fapped a lot to Species movies and this scene

>Metascore
What's the point.
But yeah, only watch finished shows as well.

I unironically like Friends and rewatch episodes all the time

Get a life.
This is PSA from a person that haven't left the house in 4 months.

I never watched The Sopranos, except for half an episode here and there.
I hate capeshit. I hate modern late capitalist nerd culture. I also hate people who use words like late capitalist, but I accept that it perfectly well describes the situation: we're being sold a commodified whore version of the original. It's a zombie.
I dropped Twin Peaks a few episodes into season two.
I comfywatch Japanology.
I enjoy generic sitcoms like Fresh off the boat and Superstore.

I watched every single episode of Party Down South 1 & 2 with my wife.


.....I loved it.

fuck off I'm not a catholic scum

I've never watched any incarnation of Twin Peaks and I have no intention of ever doing so.

>protesticuck

lmao thinking that I'm some protestant nigger

pure orthodox my man

>Tfw you will never hold and ceres the qt murderous homunculus.

good. Don't mock Catholics. Protestants are scum

I rarely watch something new unless is on theaters, i usually rewatch the same movies/
series over and over
This is probably the worst on the thread
This is me excwpt for the part of the mom or the gf (i dont have any)

SO YOU COULD CARE MORE HAha oh wait, i fucked that up

I hated Citizen Kane and fast forwarded through most of the scenes.
I hated 2001 but found it visually intriguing so I sat through all of it
I fast forwarded through Begotten laughing at it

First Iron Man was alright

Looks like Megan Fox.

Oh boy, I have lots of absolving to do...

- I watch Teen Mom
- The Big Bang Theory is actually alright
- I actually like newer Simpsons. It's no classic Simpsons, but it's a 'different' Simpsons.
- Star Wars Episode I was my favorite of the prequels, and I actually rate it over VI
- Suicide Squad is actually quite good
- I actually liked that the Hobbit was fleshed out into 3 movies; I don't care it came from a thin book. They fleshed it out and it worked well.
- I enjoyed Blue is the Warmest Color for its story more than its porn scenes
- Arrival was fantastic

I shall confess more to you in the next confessions thread, father.

Christ

I think that Suicide Squad was a good movie.

Get in line buddy

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I dont own a tv

I love Ace Ventura

I Banepost so hard and never seen the full movie

>I told my mother she's a fucking whore
whats his end game

are you me?

The same, user.

I'm this faggot

I actually prefer female protagonist to a male one. At least when it comes to action-hero-esque characters.

I hated BvS but I still shitpost on here about it all the time and pretend that it's 'deep'.
I shit on Marvel movies even when I actually enjoyed them.

The ultimate cut was so bad.
I want my 3 hours back

Started watching kung-fu films because of Wu-Tang Clan.

Watched Scream Queens purely because of Emma Roberts.

I watched Guinea Pig: FoFaB and came just 5 times

my end game? I just stopped talking to her, had a big fight etc

I've been watching it on repeat with my wife for quite sometime. It's a perfect show to play as a background noise when you're doing the dishes, cleaning, whatever. I know it word for word, so it won't matter, if I don't hear something.
It also occasionally makes me chuckle.

I've never seen any Star Wars, lord of the rings, matrix, godfather, or Star Trek movie, nor do I plan to.

Rocky is great

>when you're doing the dishes, cleaning, whatever