Professor Poopypants annihalated most of the supreme power's world leaders during a UN meeting...

Professor Poopypants annihalated most of the supreme power's world leaders during a UN meeting, making him supreme overlord of Earth. Now you must all change your names according to the chart and post them in this thread!

I still have my name memorized from all those years ago: Falafel GerbilChunks.

PinkyHamster Chunks

Zippy Banana Juice

Buttercup Bananahead

Gidget Toiletchunks.

Poopsie Girdlechunks.

>Poopsie Bananabuns

Ugh. I go by my middle name, maybe thats--

>Pinky Bananabuns

Hm.

Interesting, i'm Zippy PottyJuice.

Shut up, Boco

>Stinky Diaperchunks

please

Yes sir...

Shouldn't your name be Lumpy SnottyBrains?

BS L? Thats a name?

Gidget Pizzafanny

B___ s__________Y

it's yours

Fill in the blanks, please.

I can't. I'm afraid if I did, you would come through my computer screen and kill me.

I'm Bloody Mary now?

Go ahead. Really. I have absolutely no clue what you're referring to.

Pinky PizzaBrain

Buttercup Burgerbuns.

I ain't even mad.

Oprah BananaChunks

Too many names end with an N

>Pinky Chucklechunks
I feel like I got the better end of the stick than all my classmates.

Use this chart instead.

...dangly assgod

That's not how the UN works:

Crusty Gerbil-Chunks

What exactly is it everyone has against you? Other than being a tripfag.

>Poopsie BananaLips
Yep. This is beyond worst of the worse.

Erect Scrotummassacre reporting in.

>Fucking PenisSimulator
How do you fuck a penis exactly?

Legendary PussyMan, is that an insult or a compliment?

>Dank AngusDeliverer
I must be a butcher of sorts!

Poopsy Gorilla Fanny

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