2017 is almost over lads, have we agreed on a comeback yet?
2017 is almost over lads, have we agreed on a comeback yet?
Just need a little longer...
"no u"
Just laugh and take it on the chin, no need for a comeback
Why should we make up a comeback? It's his own fault for being fat
>at least I’m not French ;^)
There wasn't any. He is a rich and successful guy, she was a hot girl. If he had flaunted his wealth and fame he'd be booed off stage and regarded as a mean spirited sleaze ball. The only correct move is to forget all about it and move on.
>amerimutt thinks this is a good comeback
yikes
i'd prefer an exile... to France.
>I heard you fuckin frogs like bread. So get a bite of this baguette
then just whip it out and drag it over the table
>"I have exactly the same dream, only in it Leo and Brad never come in."
>*moving his eyebrows*
...
>thats funny, I have the same fantasy only you leave
It's tongue in cheek self deprecating but its still a bit aggressive.
Did I do it?
"What am I, your pimp?" seemed pretty promising.
No. Sup Forums eternally BTFO.
The only thing we can do is fight on her terms.
We surrender.
>*Incomprehensible scream*
All Jonah needed to do.
Why Sup Forums's so desperate to defend this kike?
>Whatever, nigger.
Realisticaly this was his only out bros.
Bit cuckish
>That's a bit too passive aggressive for Brad, but that would probably work for Leo
>saying that while being invited as a guest on French TV
>I'm thinking of converting to Islam
>take it on the chin
which one?
>What am I, your pimp?
concise, cutting, but not too aggressive
That's actually pretty good.
Key being not too aggressive
>I'M A FUCKING BIG GUY FOR YOU
>Actor Jonah Hill dies by lynched by progressive european crowd not accepting his slut shaming ways.
"Fuck your mom if you want fuck"
>Frankly I don't think that's a very nice comment when we're all just hanging out trying to have fun.
>*Jonah gets a little more intense, the entire audience is paying attention*
>I have to ask ... Why would you do that?
>*audience don't even gasp, they just admire a natural alpha commanding their attention*
>Why would you intentionally make a comment that has now ruined the mood for your own audience?
>*audience completely on Jonah's side by now*
>Which by the way is awesome *Jonah turns to the audience to speak french*
>Caster woman booed out of the room
>Jonah goes Alpha and takes charge, invites a nice lady from the audience to come sit in the Caster Woman's position
>*talk show continues for the remaining time, later cited by critics as "The Night That Changed Television"
>Why would you intentionally make a comment that has now ruined the mood for your own audience?
They were all laughing, are you thick?
That's considered rape today
No need. She embarrassed herself by going nuclear on him.
I love all these white knight numales defending her as if she really hit him with a stinger.
Your anal discharge is when your doorman Jamal is through with you
Everything is gonna be okay, Jonah
why should we make a comeback for the humpback?
Kek, even though that wasn't original at all
In reality, I am the only one you have a chance with.
>*pulls out glock*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid French bitch. You disgusting whore. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Be thankful, I'm about to make you a star..."
>You want to know my fantasy bitch? It's your face under my huge swampy ass. In fact, get under there right now. You won't be giggling with my smelly ass cheeks wrapped around your head. *BRAAAAAP* ha ha, sorry I couldn't keep that one in. Heh, you must have got the full blast of it with your nose pressed right up against my asshole. Footlong B.M.T with Sweet Onion sauce. Eat Fresh. Only I guess it's not so fresh anymore, ha ha. Hey you're a weather girl, right... did you predict these winds? *BRAAAAAP* Ooh another stinker! Surely you're used to it, living in this stinky country? *BRRRRAAAP* *PLFFFFTHT* You're a shitty interviewer, Ornella, but you make a decent chair. Guess we finally found a use for you. *BRAP*
I think its time to give up bros...she has won. 1 year and some months of trying and not a single good comeback...its just an intellectual checkmate
the only two good ones i've seen are
>What am I, your pimp?
and
>I think the only realistic part of that is when I leave.
>This is what Jonah sees everytime he blinks.
It's not fair bros.
sorry jonah, I like my men DARK
>Oh really
*smiles insidiously*
>You would dare to insult the cosmos
*pulls ancient tome from within his jacket*
*room falls silent as he turns to a specific page*
>LET THE ELDRITCH POWERS COURSE!
*lights black out*
*audience begins screaming in panic*
>G'NATH ELDRATCHANAR F'THGYLL GRY'NDOT!
*ominous red light glows on from the pages of the tome illuminating Jonah*
>OH GREAT ONE! I SUMMON YOU, A HASTUR CF'AYAK'VULGTMM, VULGT'LAGLN VULGTMM!
*audience begins rioting and destroying the studio*
>ARISE!
*studio roof rips off*
*a primordial, coruscating chaos descends upon France*
*audience have epileptic fits from the bright flashing clouds in the dark sky*
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
*fleshy tendrils sprout from Jonah's back as his face begins to swell*
*the audience dissolves into a stew of screaming meat*
>I AM THE COSMOS!
*ascends to the eldritch plane*
*brings forth rivers of blood and oceans of sorrow*
>!DIK LENNOSREP GNIHTON
*sentences France to 10,000 generations of subjugation to the dark powers*
>French men are busy sucking each other's dicks while their women get railed by Algerians
shiggy
>You stupid little cunt. Every day I wake up to better looking women than you, I roll over and see their taught, nubile, bodies, and I then walk out my room onto my veranda and see the blue shimmering olympic sized pool that I bought at the mere age of 18 while you bathe yourself in a tin can that you call a bathtub.
>You may think of me as a clown, a joke, some kind of punching bag you can jab at, but behind this clown facepaint lies a darker man, a man that learned the ins and outs of Hollywood. You read the stories? The stories about the child rapists, the old fat jews that take advantage of scared starry eyed women, the stories that break even the strongest of men? Well guess what? Im one of those jews.
>I am not the small human being that has to sit on the casting couch, I am the man that turns on the camera and says "suck my balls" and I don't get back talk, I get "how long Daddy?". You may think you're safe since your some white flag-waving frog, but the ever extending reach of Hollywood is here, its shadow looms over that rusty ass tower you think is quaint, bitch. The taping of this show will end, and then you'll get a call, not from your boss, but your boss' boss, and it will be a short one, only two words will be uttered, can you guess them?
>None of this needs to happen though, all you need to do is go into the green room after the taping, undress yourself, oil your body down, and start stretching your god damn throat because its going to be working overtime. Then afterwards, wipe yourself down, swallow whats in your mouth, and then pride yourself in what events just unfolded. Digest what happened, because this is but a blip in my life, but a large blot in yours.
>Leo wouldn't have been as nice as me if he heard you talking like you just were, he wouldn't have given a response, he would have just told his buddy Ike to force himself on you. Be thankful. Be very fucking thankful.
>Ill be waiting in the green room.
Let go
>you must have got the full blast of it with your nose pressed right up against my asshole