I watch Die Hard during the holiday season as a tradition

>I watch Die Hard during the holiday season as a tradition

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>mfw last year i watched Die Hard for the first time, drank way too much rum, threw up all over the house and ruined christmas for my family

My family has unironically been watching Die Hard on Christmas Eve for like 20 years. Is my Dad a neckbeard?

>yfw die hard, which takes place during christmas, actually premiered in july

i watch "trading places" as a tradition

National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.
THE best Christmas movie of all time.

>tfw drank too much soy so i hate die hard now

That's what Christmas is all about.

>first two diehards have heavy christmas themes
>somehow neither are christmas movies because some autist doesn't want them to be

die hard 2 has always been "my" die hard. don't have much of a relationship with the original.

Why is Die Hard 'the' Christmas movie - why would it not be Eyes Wide Shut?

Does anyone remember the movie came out in the Summer for it's theatrical release?

Die Hard 2 is boring. Die Hard With A Vengeance is where it's At in terms of Die Hard sequels.

yeah

>die hard 2 has always been "my" die hard. don't have much of a relationship with the original.

For me, it's these two.

>plebs
Die hard is a christmas movie
>patricians
Lethal weapon is a christmas movie

>not watching American Psycho

If Christmas happens in the movie it's a Christmas movie.

Dubs of truth

Then by your logic, It's A Wonderful Life is a Christmas movie.

Same, along with The Thing and The Shining.

Yep and Step Brothers

Then I suppose you think Miracle on 34th Street is a Christmas movie.

I still haven't seen Die Hard

It's not?

I watch Road Warrior on New Years Eve with my sister as a tradition.

It's a Wonderful Life missed Christmas by premiering in January
Christmas in Conneticut came out in August
Holiday Inn jumped the gun in September
White Christmas was downright spooky in October
Miracle on 34th Street also came out in October
Home Alone and A Christmas Story both came close in November

...maybe the release date is not a factor in determining whether or not a movie is a Christmas movie huh?

Home Alone 1 & 2 are a must.

That guy seems to think it is.

3>1>2

october/november are the optimal times to release a christmas movie. why release it just before christmas? nobody wants to go see christmas movies after christmas is over and everyone's sick of it. it's a wonderful life missed the boat but who cares, that was forever ago. everything was different. you're wrong and i'd love to accompany you on a date to discuss why.

...

>the virgie die
>the chad jingle

-National Lampoons Christmas Vacation
-Elf
-Bad Santa (not part 2, gross)
-Scrooged (Bill Murray)

...ahem

why is this a new meme? fuck you, die hard is GOAT, christmas film or not.

NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA OP FUCK YOU NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA

>die hard 2 has always been "my" die hard. don't have much of a relationship with the original.

And now Krampus.

This. Local independent cinema is screening next weekend, cannot wait.

Atheism is autism.

I wish I could grow a beard like that.

>yfw Saving Private Ryan was released in the 90s rather than the 40s
>yfw The Lord of the Rings wasn't really filmed at the end of the Third Age

wow really

Those are all within like 1-3 months of Christmas not effin July!

those are mostly during or close to winter though

Me? I watch Apehoop on Christmas.

Batman Returns is the patrician's ""Christmas movie"" not Pleb Hard lmao

i've never celebrated christmas without my family, we spend christmas eve and day eating, talking, playing games and drinking. only watch cartoons in the morning with my brother for nostalgia. no movie watching.

>effin

It looks gross though because he doesn't know how to maintain it

Same but with me it's with my brother and we watch Point Break and eat the pulled pork I been cooking all day in the slow cooker

this is well crafted bait. some user probably took a pic of his retarded neckbeard friend and submitted the post, then blurred out his own name. it's the only way this picture can compute.

It baffles me how people manage to grow beards off their neck as such. It's everywhere but their chin and lower cheeks.
It's disgustingly fascinating.

>not watching Fargo every christmas
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I watch A Christmas Carol and Home Alone EXCLUSIVELY

Iron Man 3 is the kino Christmas choice

Am I the only one that is incredibly turned on by Frances McDormand's character in Fargo?

nice spoilers jackass

Nah

>google pic
>end up here
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She's adorable

>"Die Hard is a Christmas movie because it's set at Christmas time"

When will these brainlets off themselves?

Eyes Wide Shut

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DIEHARD IS HERE
DIEHARD IS HERE

Muppets Christmas carol is the best eat Christmas movie ever made fight me you faggots

>No mention of Planes Trains and Automobiles

>No Uncle Buck

Why do you hate John Candy?

Batman Returns

gross she's all legal and shit, I thought she was a loli

Gravure is the cleanest fap, I feel better after fapping to softcore

its ok user, similar kinds of stories in my family are retold every year, it gets funnier with age

everyone who came to this site after 2006 should be gassed

Harry Potters always came out in christmas
people still watch them in christmas for that reason
>but that's because of muh christmas scenes
no it's literally always no longer than a few minutes, it's just the nostalgia element

>on facebook
>uses green arrows

>mfw neckbeard know-it-all goes online to virtual signal "superior" intelligence instead of being thankful for what his family has provided for him since before he was spurted into existence by his father and father's father before him and so on until when? a big bang? a miracle created the universe? lol

>maybe the release date is not a factor in determining whether or not a movie is a Christmas movie huh?

It's not. I don't know why people bring up the release date as if it's relevant.

Die Hard still isn't a Christmas movie, but release date doesn't matter.

It's meme arrows :^)

FUCKING KIDS

Will gooks ever not look like aliens?

I'm still traumatised from seeing this as a kid.

In my family we always watch the LOTR extended editions in the week leading up to Christmas.

It happens- you were probably to young to remember your uncle doing it...

How do you manage to groom a beard like that? Its like there's a raccoon budding out of his jugular.

I hate faggots like this. Both for their apparent need to lord their imagined superiority over people for their ideological beliefs, and the fact they all are universally ill-groomed. If you're gonna grow a full on beard at least maintain it so you don't look like a hobo.

To stay on topic, watching The Grinch with Jim Carrey is my traditional Christmas movie. May not like the actor as a person anymore, but the movie is great.

Fucking wish I could grow a beard, but my face is scarred to hell so any attempt I make ends up looking like a mangy dog.

>tfw don't say the prayer at thanksgiving or put my hands together
Is it bad? I just don't feel right doing it.

I love these movies

>eyes wide shut is a christmas movie

I like to watch uncle buck on christmas day

Scrooged is an awful, terrible movie. It's pretty miserable

Hamilton, have a holly-jolly Christmas

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>Ho ho ho now I have a machine gun
>Entire thrust of the story is him making it out alive in time for Christmas
>Ends on Christmas day with snow falling
When are you going to neck yourself?

they don't have the intellectual capacity to appreciate our meme culture