The halfling was dear to thee, I see. Know that he suffered greatly at the hands of his auditors. Who would have thought that one so small could liquify so many assets?
The halfling was dear to thee, I see. Know that he suffered greatly at the hands of his auditors...
Cooper Sullivan
Wyatt Brown
Why didn't Gandalf just file for chapter 11 bankruptcy?
Gavin Brooks
File you fools!
Cooper Perez
Abandon your investments!
Sell! Sell for your lives!
Wyatt Allen
"You have my bonds!"
"And my assets!"
Camden Davis
HE DEEEEEED, HE DEEEEEED
Cameron Ward
One does not simply walk into Mordor without a w2
Ethan King
>THEN I SHALL DEFAULT AS ONE OF THEM
Benjamin Barnes
Why didn't the eagles just finance the ring at a fixed interest rate?
Ayden Jenkins
/tv is now a bunch of unfunny reddit try hards.
fucking kill yourselves
Jace Martin
>He says while taking the time to open the thread and reply
Did you know if you simply ignore things you don't like eventually they'll go away?
Jaxon Carter
>That line was bankrupt
William Brooks
We've paid federal yes, but what about state taxes?
Aiden Collins
What is this joke referring to?
Wyatt Martinez
>now
Jace Hill
kek
Blake Thomas
It has become solvent again!
Joseph Barnes
>This is beyond my skills; he needs Elven accounting.
Zachary Ross
Would Aragorn Participate In Orc Genocide?
Ian Edwards
What about second bailouts?
Juan Russell
>I didn't think it would end this way.
>End? No, the financial year doesn't end here. Taxes are just another path, one that we all must take. The liabilities of this quarter roll back, and all turns to deductible corporate expenses, and then you see it.
>What? Gandalf? See what?
>Tax refunds, and beyond, the far Cayman Islands under a tax haven.
>Well, that isn't so bad.
>No. No, it isn't.
Jayden Bennett
>Don't you know we're in an economic crisis!