What the fuck happened to this guy?

What the fuck happened to this guy?

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his family stopped having any kind of pull to get him gigs.

He had a really good run considering how much of a one-trick pony he is. In The Army Now is peak Weasel.

He beat the shit out of Denise richards

He does stand up now. From what I hear (I have a few friends that work at different comedy clubs around town) he's a drunk and an asshole with a consistently bad set

there was a blind item a few months back that stated he beat the shit out of Denise Richards back when she was an escort. She was very popular with some Hollywood bigwigs. They blacklisted him and Charlie Sheen tracked him down and beat the shit out of him.

Its the weasel

I'm a Jury Duty man, myself.

He came in to a coffee shop I worked at last year in Beverly hills. Looked like he was doing laundry, dressed up in sweats and a sideways baseball cap.

That was the first celebrity I saw. What a waste

He aged out of the system.

All he cared about were nugs, chillin, and grindage

Fuck, almost makes me want to quit drinking. Almost.

He was a talentless jew who was pushed by (((media))) as some super funny guy, but since his movies were shit and didn't make any shekels, he was abandoned.

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he went full Stoney

>Denise Richards back when she was an escort
Denise is such a semen demon
I remember she had a reality show on E!
>episode about her nephew seeing her in playboy
>has talk with nephew that its ok to masturbate, just not while looking at her aunt
>she gives him a hug pressing her giant fake tits unto him
muh dick

I need to see this.

Denise Richards: It's Complicated?

hey reeeeeeddit

yeah there was also an episode where she goes to the beach and sunbathes topless along with her girlfriends/relatives, loved that shit show

ok i gotta find this now.

edit: i see its on itunes

he should've gotten a medal then

If Tarantino cast Shore as Manson in his 2019 WeinJew-free kino, Sup Forums would be torn into warring factions like Jury Duty. And QT would be right.

He gets constant medals, he's the Jew

His mum, Mitzi Shore, controlled the L.A comedy scene. She stepped away from the business and his career went with it.

stay mad

It was admirable though how many Paulie movies came out in sequence. He was like a one-man Police Academy. I guess his next was a swords-and-sandals laffer that got axed? Comedians used to get such crazy deals. Imagine if Tom Green got five movies like Shore. CarrotTop and Sinbad had huge deals but got stopped. Even Roseanne had fewer movies than Shore. Fuck, I bet he has an autobiography or even several biographies.

He beat Denise Richards to within an inch of her life when she used to be a prositute. Was equally beaten and blackballed from hollywood. Look it up on "crazydaysandnights" gossip website.

when he was on norm mcdonald he claimed it was because he missed some movies, like he chose to do one shitty film and then a string of shitty movies and he was done for

That was JRE not Norm...jerk.

Did Pauly give Charlie aids?

holy shit was it? i could've sworn it was on norm
B E R E N S T E I N E D

it's not 1992 anymore.

I miss the 90s

90s were like a shitty version of the 80s

He went on this weird fucking tirade on the rogan podcast blaming others for his fade from fame.

>it's not 1992 anymore.
Kids will never know what it was like to watch movies and not even think about Jews.

I wish i could go back to those days
blacks and whites on tv without an agenda
no trannys, and gays were funny

That was after he did Joey Diaz's pod, where he got so fucking high he wigged out and later threatened to sue Joey if it aired, since Joey and Lee "let him" drive home fucked up. That footage has not been leaked but it exists.

He blames his decline on everything except for losing his hair. It's like that guy on Workaholics who nobody remembers now.

1999 baby detected

>gays were funny
Who?

>guy on Workaholics who nobody remembers now.
ders or the wacky red haired one with the mustache?

gays in any movie were comic relief

i liked the gay guy on the first episode of Golden GIrls. I think his name was Coco. there's also the flaming homo from the b-52's.

You can nepotism your way to the stage. His mother was in charge of the comedy store and had connections after that a talented comedian could sustain himself in the spotliight by writting himself into parts. This asshole had days counting. HE was like a 99 cent store Bill Murrray

The 90s have been erased. Kids have no idea how big Oprah was, or Michael Jordan, or Whitney Houston, or Wesley Snipes were. And like you said, gays were just accepted as flamboyant and funny, except for that Pedro fag on Real World, that was the first SJW creeping. Conservatives were okay with it because it wasn't being forced on kids. I mean there were evangelicals, but they were fringe. That said, a lot of conspiracies back then about agendas seem to have merit now. Trickle before the deluge. People even thought Paulie Shore was a fag back then. Bad clothes, dumb computers, peaceful times.

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How old are you?

hes a jew and all the jews are in the illuminati together so that doesnt make sense

Take Bronson Pinchot in Beverly Hills Cop for example. That was the 80s but even in the 90s, you had loudly dressed gay characters as comic relief. Taylor Negron was another dude who played those characters. When John Candy or Eddie Murphy dressed as chicks, nobody was using it for politics

I remember shit started to change after Paul Reubens' mug shot was released. Jews were prob mentioned when that happened.

You are old how?

He'll still run the Comedy Store in LA, even when he has absolutely nothing. It's one of the marquee clubs in the US, so I'd say he's fine not doing anything for the rest of his life.

this millenial fucks have no idea of the power that Michael Jackson had, hell they dont even know about Donald Trump being a playboy and ladies man, thats why the freak out about the whole grab them by the pussy shit

>without an agenda
If youre trying to say media in the 90s wasnt political youre a fucking moron. Even shows like Fresh Prince had plenty of "tolerance" and "awareness" episodes

put this guy in the next kingdom hearts

he does standup dude

kek.
>tfw still no goofy movie in hd

gays were always written as flaming queers, or stand up citizens that you would never guess were guy. The 2 fags in Will and Grace show this off pretty well

I spit out a mouthful of chewed up honey nut cheerios laughing at this

god you people are dumb as shit. if you were born in the 60s and talking about the 90s you'd probably be saying things like "that goddamn interracial kiss on star trek is why we have gays on tv now!" media always pioneers social tolerance

yeah it's a genuinely good movie. i'm surprised they don't have a double goofy feature thing on blu-ray. maybe they don't want people to see the parts that focused on goofy and max's big black feet.

Chedah

>thats why the freak out about the whole grab them by the pussy shit
people freaked out because the guy running for president said he grabs strangers pussies. everybody already knew trump was a loud egotist before that

Grow the fuck up. I bet you still think teachers go home and read school books when they're not teaching.

that or the scene where goofy ends up having sex with the girl max likes

He's kinda right even though the 90's is OK by me

>conspiracies back then about agendas
Yes, agendas like being OK with interracial couples or sex education being taught in schools. Things the 1st world stopped debating decades and even centuries ago yet are labeled apocalyptic conspiracies by the American right. American 2-State Solution when?

(((pioneers)))
Be sure to keep your rose-tinted glasses for when you're 25 or 30 and they're pushing beastiality on AmazonFlix and free sterilization for white males at CVS.

>What are you looking at, son?

told him good user

>swn be your mommy

>she will never give me a bj before finals to help me focus on my tests

Do you think Carrot Top, Sinbad, Pauly Shore, David Gallagher, and Tom Green could all be in a movie together and have such synergy that the end product is far greater than the sum of its parts?

Prince, a black man so gay he was straight somehow, was a mainstream artist played at NBA games, just like Elton John and Queen, and nobody gave af because he wasn't tweeting homo shit. Hell, by 1989 when Prince appeared in Batman, he wasn't even considered provocative. And no one cared because the music was cool and not propaganda about muh Nazi white men

>what are YOU looking at, bitch?

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>tfw a 60 year old man is more fit than me