Beeping on map

>beeping on map
>HOLY HELL IT'S BIGGER THAN TEXAS

Name 1 one (1)

The day after day (2011)
Apocalypse four (1987)
Then I cried (2007)

minority report
birdman
as above as below
jumanji

>it's the size of a football
>regular or american ?

The American one is the regular one, lest you forget.

you are having a laugh son

>it's the size of 12 football fields, Mr. President

>That IT you're talking about is my wife!
>And I'm going to find out how to change her back
>with or without you, asshole!

>And whatever you do, stay away from- *radio cuts out*

>"How can I know I can trust you?"
>"Because there is no other option."

>We do things by the book

Europistain doesn't matter.
We own the world you EU slave unit.

>"If we're gonna do this, we'll do it my way..."

>"I thought it'd be bigger than that"

>American nature documentary
>everything is measured in school buses and football fields

>scientist explains something
>uses baseball metaphors

>"Im gonna have my way with you"
>starts openning his belt

illusions of grandeur do not change the fact that a "ball" is spherical in nature. it is called football because you use your feet to interact with a spherical object.

here is the thing Amerifat. your "ball" is a prolate spheroid and you use your hands to carry it around 99% of the time.

all this accumulates to the pic on the left. that is the best you will ever get in the land of the dumb and the free.

>american movie
>mobility scooter rolls across the scene

IIRC it's called a football due to being roughly one foot in length.

What a piece of junk

The goddamned asteroid in Armageddon was the size of Texas.

goddammit i hate this board