Its a Dan Cameo episode

>Its a Dan Cameo episode

He cant keep getting away with it

Who gets into a hottub with their robe on?

disgustingly fat people

BASED

Literally what the fuck
Theres also another show of Dans wheres theres a girl in a hot tub with big black guys.

link?

this guy is so baller, he's my idol

>its a Dan indictment

SOON

It's hard to believe he actually did anything after he survived Amanda Byne's meltdown AND now seems like he's going to survive Hollywood's domino effect. He might actually just be innocent.

...

You just know he's got one hand underneath her bathing suit.

Dan "If you're boozy hop in my jacuzzi" Schneider

Dan doesn't receive indictments, he issues them

Dan "There's a pineapple in my drink and a finger in her stink" Schneider

Kim Dotcom

YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER

I think it's in this pic somewhere.

Regular fat people wear their shirt in the pool, Dan goes a step further and wears a button down shirt over an undershirt as well

Dan 'makes them scream like a town cryer' Schneider
Dan 'better put your daughters panties in the dryer' Schneider
Dan 'if you tell them what I did we will call you a liar' Schneider
Dan 'leaves their pussies burning like a fire' Schneider
Dan 'prepubescent girls admirer' Schneider
Dan 'they were all virgins prior' Schneider
Dan 'teen starlet aborted fetus sire' Schneider
Dan 'likes them so short they belong in the shire' Schneider
Dan 'from allegations of pedophilia I'll never perspire' Schneider
Dan 'don't expose pedowood because I know guns for hire' Schneider
Dan 'the statutory rapist' Schneider
Dan 'all inside her' Schneider
Dan 'The Coke Can' Schneider
Dan 'Rough Rider' Schneider
Dan 'The Little Sister Fister' Schneider
Dan 'Suck harder' Schneider
Dan 'Get in my van' Schneider
Dan 'The Man' Schneider
Dan 'Open wider' Schneider
'Dirty' Dan Schneider

Dan Schneider has a fetish for making people think he's a pedophile but isn't actually a pedophile

i agree. it disgusts me that people assume he's not innocent

Believe it or not, Dan is innocent. He is just a manchild.

>Believe it or not
Geeeeeeeeorge isn't at hoome

Dan has to be some royal jew, he is literally laughing at modern society.

>dat creepy and so happy smile
>tfw he is living the dream and you never will
;_;

like he has Aspergers or something