Kspppsshhh aaahhhh

>kspppsshhh aaahhhh

what do you hear next?

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Larry being a Jew.

>When you walk through the garden...

>got that wmd
>red tops red tops
>OMAR COMIN YO

BOM BOM BOM

DIDDITY DIT DUH DIT DUH DIT

DIDDITY DIT DIT DOO

>Hitman 2-2 this 2-1 Bravo over

wiener wiener wiener wiener

BUH BUH BAH NA NA NA NA NA

Bass
Harmonica
"Woke up this morning got myself a joint"

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Is this the Real Sex theme? if so this

pam ram ram ram ram woke up this mornin'

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The war was lost

>all these plebs that don't know HBO took this intro from a clip in "Dream On"

Oh YEAH
Oh YEEEAAAHHH
My mind has been enabled

dam dam dada dam dam dada dam dam dada dam dam dada daaaaaah

i used to jerk off to real sex as a kid in my basement. it was wildlly unpredictable. you could go from hot lesbians massaging each other with oil to creepy clown porn or 80 year old nudists. you really had to time it right. still better than national geographic back issues in the days before the internet.

FROM A DUSTY MESA

Woke up this morning

>[NANA NAANAA NANAAAA NANANA NA-NA-NA NAAAA in latin]

>watch Entourage for the first time during second semester of community college
>the whole world is ahead of me, think I'm going to be some hot shot douchebag like Ari Gold
>start making good money with my own side business and dressing in expensive clothes
>literally two years later
>transferred to 4-year college in more rural state, no market for side business
>end up working shit job on campus
>tuition increases so school can build new student facilities that literally no one wants
>rent goes up
>tuition goes up again
>run out of money, can't afford rent + bills + groceries every month so one of those has to go
>start stealing spoiled food out of the garbage at work and freezing it to survive off of it for the month
>watch Entourage out of boredom one day, all the memories from those days come flooding back
>realize that I live in a shithole roach infested apartment with 3 roomates and am literally eating trash like a street beggar
>sit in the bathtub and seriously consider suicide

I still can't hear that fucking theme song to this day without wanting to blow my brains out. I'm not even in that situation anymore, but that reality bitch-slap still haunts me.

the treaty signed

Oh my God you're SO cool.

i was not caught

DUM DUM DUM
DITTITITI DOODOO DITTITIT DITITI DITITIT DOOODOD DODO

>ASSUMING YOUR LIFE IS OVER AT 23
dude

*ear shattering fart noise*

I want to experience watching it for the first time again

>assuming he's not right
majority of people already have foundation for future, only very small percentage of people make something out of them after 23.

The Sopraaaaaaaaaaanoos

sucks to be a retard I guess

It was just a real fuck-heap of a time, not to mention that this was well into the era where decent post-grad employment was in the shitter even for STEM. If you're an upper-classman and not lined up for something, then yeah you freak out and assume it's all downhill. Like I said I eventually got the lucky break but the interim is stressful as shit when you're basically a povert with no spare time.

Fuck off, you sound like a rich social sciences faggot. Go down to the local sports bar and tell everyone you pulled yourself up by your bootstraps by having your dad ask his friends for a sales job.

I just love that you can basically rewatch any episode and have a good time.
I wasn't much of a reader until I bought the book but now i've gotten a new love for reading war novels

>Fuck off, you sound like a rich social sciences faggot. Go down to the local sports bar and tell everyone you pulled yourself up by your bootstraps by having your dad ask his friends for a sales job.


>lives in the land of opportunity
>waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh I don't have a normal jawb!

nigger I only have a GED and I'm still pulling $400k+ every year
t. startup guy

>police officers or gangsters speak in Baltimore dialect

This is a good one too

"You woke up this morning"

WOKE UP THIS MORNING, GOT MYSELF A GUN

>wind chime
duuunnnnhuh nuhhhnuuhnaanah duuunnnnhuhnnnuhuh nah naaah na - followed by fade in into a filthy aventine street

Sup Forums is probably busy fapping to 12yo feet to figure this one out

Game of Thrones is about all they have left.

Vice Principals is ok but not half as good as East Bound and Down.

That new show about the 1970s style nig pimps blacking white whores is played out trash.

very nice story. thanks mate

>dropout startupfag is calling people retards

kek, literally every loser dropout I know claims to be making six figures at their startup, which is usually a shitty website/app that rips off a google widget and doesn't even appear on a search engine until page 3. They move to LA for 6 weeks and then move back into their mom's house and continue to post photos of California in an attempt to convince people that they're still out there hammering away. They also do the Ruby On Rails codeacademy and start referring to themselves as code artisans.

You almost had me going there, you shouldn't have let it slip that you're a hustlefag LARPing as the next Tai Lopez. You guys are a fucking dime a dozen, lol.

Well you lookin at a man who's getting kinda mad..

>That new show about the 1970s style nig pimps blacking white whores is played out trash.

What's so bad about The Deuce?

>BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH
>For the past few years, Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, and Karl Pilkington have been meeting regularly for a series of pointless conversations
>this is one of them

>I still can't hear that fucking theme song to this day without wanting to blow my brains out
Me neither, but that's just because it sucks.

>*straight up and down starts playing*

>when you came in the yair when out

this

Superior taste

70s setting with 2017 style sjw cringemessages

just kino

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Either
>BAMMMMM dun dun dururun dururururun

or

>Everybody is wondering what and where they they all came from

cocksucker

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Woke up this morning or youtube.com/watch?v=A9DCLv_6e5c

Got yourself a gun

ye, curb immediately comes to mind for me too

ON THE DUSTY MESA

youtube.com/watch?v=mqdkDwOY9fw

Casper knew this

>turned on real sex
>never got a boner from the women
>mfw the latino male stripper segment comes on

>when I was 19 years old, I changed the face of baseball forever

3/10, improve your pasta skills

this
daaaaah daaaaah dadadaaaah daaaah dadadah

Game of Thrones theme.

FROM THE DUSTY MESA
A LOOMING SHADOW GROWS
HIDDEN IN THE BRANCHES
OF A POISON CREOSOTE

bom bom bom dudududu duduuu

Either that or Band of Brothers. Everything else is trash.

If you hear anything besides the Sopranos opening, you are a pleb. No other theme flowed so well with the HBO opening.

youtu.be/r1DosMJafGk

>DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUN
>DUN DUN DUN DUUUN
>DADADA DADADA DADUN DUN

>Veep

kek this

BEEL COMPTON

i'm embarrassed to admit it but, "when you came in the air went out"