MCU
>Black Panther
>Avengers: Infinity War
>Ant-Man and the Wasp
DCEU
>Aquaman
Fox
>New Mutants
>Deadpool 2
>X-Men: Dark Phoenix
Sony
>Venom
>animated Spider-Man
MCU
>Black Panther
>Avengers: Infinity War
>Ant-Man and the Wasp
DCEU
>Aquaman
Fox
>New Mutants
>Deadpool 2
>X-Men: Dark Phoenix
Sony
>Venom
>animated Spider-Man
I CUNT WATE FOR ALL MORE SPUERHERO MOBIES
HOPE FAVRITE WIN AND OVA DIE
New Mutants looks fucking gay
You look fucking gay.
>black panther
will be SSDD but get high reviews because KANGZ
>Infinity War
Probably will be good, trailer promises a dark movie, will also probably be filled with quips and end up like AoU
>Aquaman
only reason to watch it is for Amber Heard
>Deadpool 2
Should've been directed by Fartantino
>X-Men
Has James McAvoy and Fassbender so that's an instant watch
casting disaster
will this finally be the year capeshit dies?
Uh, you forgot the capekino sweetie.
It looks like the most lazy attempt at a horror movie ever, but the draw is that this time it's superheroes.
>entire MCU roster
lol
>DCEU
LOL
>fox
Maybe will watch Deadpool 2 ironically
>sony
L O L
No since Deadpool will make a billion dollars and Infinity War will make two billion
Hopefully something on the list will fully BOMB though, I'm taking Valerian tier "everybody involved never works again"
MCU
>You seen one you seen them all
DCEU
>Interested about what James Wan will do.
FOX
>Nah, will torrent eventually
>SONY
>Going to watch Venom.... for you
This yeer's cabegino list loogs hella fuckin EPIG!!! BTW I really hope MY favorite comig book franchise makes more MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDD
sic burn! fucking hell dude, that was savage.
calm down nerd
She might look a little bit better if she didn't do the 'I'm a 14 year old British slag' look with the ponytail
>LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD
she doesn't have enough hair left to pull anything else off m8
Wait, let me wear my special glasses who will filter movies that wil be 100% shit and let's see who's left on OP list:
>Deadpool 2
>Dark Phoenix
>Venom (maybe)
Not bad.
>Dark Phoenix
Highly doubt
>3 MCU films per year is now the norm
It was only acceptable this year because Spiderman was Sony.
I agree that it looks awful, but at least it's trying for something new, and something new gave us the greatest Superhero story since TDK in Legion
>CGI shit
Even if everything else underperforms, Avengers 3 and Deadpool 2 will make shitloads of money. The chance of the superhero bubble popping before 2020 is very low.
>Dark Pheonix
>not the one most likely to be complete shit
They're taking everything good about X-Men (like talented directors and human stories) and throwing it out the window while taking everything bad (like the awful new cast and giant comicbooky villains) and amplifying it.
Not watching another DC movie unless they burn everything to the ground and start over again
bad in every way
Nah it will be ok.
IM SMARD AND DISTINGWISHD ENUF TO LYG ONLY DA PATRISHUN CABEGINOS
THAREZ PLENDY OF GRAYD CABEGINOS OUT DARE FOR SMARD FOLX LYG ME!
>sophie "slag" turner as lead
>ok
lmao
...
>Ant-man 2
>Dark Pheonix
>Venom
>animated Spiderman
How are these only a year away when only one of them has actual promotional material dropped and normies have heard of it?
Looking forward to Aquaman, Deadpool 2 and New Mutants
Thats actually the only thing i'm worried about but X-Men movies have not "one" lead in the strict sense. Even if this movie is about her there are actual solid characters/actors who will rotate around. I hope we'll get more of Quicksilver too.
See It In Theaters Tier
>Avengers
>Black Panther
>New Mutants
I'll Pirate It Tier
>Antman
>Aquaman
>Deadpool
No thanks Tier
>Dark Phoenix
>Venom
>Miles Morales Spider-man cartoon
Sony has no idea what the fuck they're doing. Why would you ever make a Venom movie where Eddie Brock doesn't even know Peter Parker.
Several expanations. Ant-man I'm thinking will be teased both by Infinity war and BP, so Marvel isn't too worried about making sure anyways knows about it. A quick cameo in the most-viewed movie of the year is far more promising as marketing material goes than a trailer squeezed in between that of Inifinity war and TLJ.
Dark Pheonix is probably later in the year, and they probably don't want to confuse anyone befpre New Mutants has had a chance to stand on its own, so they won't release anything before New Mutants has been able to stand on its own (also remember, that they want to trick viewers into seeing both New Mutants and Dark Pheonix, so they'll probably not be too overt about Dark Pheonix before everyone has seen New Mutants when they thought it was the only X Men movie to come out in the year).
And Venom is just that Sony is retarded I think?
They'll nerf Quicksilver and make Sophie be the lead mate, Logan's not even in this so there'll be romance between Jean and Scott and that'll be a factor in her not giving into her powers and darkness.
It'll be shit
>See It In Theaters Tier
Do you guys have any idea how cringy it is to see serious discussion of superhero movies and their makers?
Imagine Venom suddenly face this new bullied at school by a 1,55 m indian Spidermanlet version with his new Stark suit he chat with continuously. Eddie Brock will an hero instantly.
Why? It's an interesting business. I love hearing about Hollywood strategies and marketing techniques.
>DCEU
>unironically in the "smarter" section
>not in the first retard section
Even if you want to attempt to defend it, 2/5 films you like in the DCEU doesn't make the entire DCEU good, Suicide Squad was shit, WW was boring and samey, Justice League was boring and ass
I know its a tough concept for Sup Forums these days, but some people don't watch camrips or 5 second webms and pretend they can critique a movie.
If Justice League is anything to go by, capeshit is finally dying. That movie should have made a billion easy and barely made budget. No one cares about it anymore. Infinity War will go pretty much the same way.
Would it top Lego Bruce Wayne?
>watching capeshit
Anya Taylor Joy guarantees a watch from me.
DCEU gives capeshit a bad name. Thanks for ruining everything you pathetic fucks!
>X-Men
>Instant watch
Apocalypse had them both and Fassbender became the only redeeming factor in it with his performance. And even then it felt like he'd been thrown into a background character role.
Romance between Jean and Scott is canon in the comics, I will gladly watch a non cucked version of Cyclops (for once) tbqh.
You mean you like reading 19 year old fast food workers' simpleminded fantasies of how big Hollywood actually works?
>muh cabeginos need ta be wadched at da maximum fidelity to get da FULL eggspeeriens :D
That image was from before WW and JL.
>movie worth "critiquing"
>movie with grown men wearing skintight CGI suits
Pick one
>>If Justice League is anything to go by, capeshit is finally dying.
Yeah, that makes so much sense when two weeks before Thor dominated the box office and this year in general, Thor, Spider-man, Wonder Woman and Guardians of the Galaxy all cleared over 800 million in box office, Logan cleared over 600 million despite being Rated R and the Avengers Infinity War trailers is officially the most watched movie trailer of all time on youtube.
JL was shit. Thats why its failing. The rest of the genre is fine.
I'm pretty sure even a 19 year old can decrypt what goes on there. Hollywood doesn't have a lot of genius for the millions it handles.
DC is the signifier for capeshit in general given it's insane popularity. If DC movies fail, Marvel's will be quickly following behind.
>he wants to watch cringy romance
What are you? A faggot or a woman?
Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice: Ultimate Edition is the artistic peak of the genre.
>nine fucking capeshit movies coming out in 2018
>NINE
>9
Meanwhile Blade Runner 2049 flopped.
>DCEU movies keep failing compared to the MCU
>i-its the b-burst of the capeshit b-bubble
no, its just those movies are shit.
> One DCEU film next year
Way to play to your audience DCEU
>equating Tough Mudder with the Color Run
man they really are out of touch
>Wanna see on screen things that are in the comics
>"hurr durr are you a faggot or female"
A fan of the X-Men maybe? You sure a retard.
>stop discussing movies on a movie board
It will be 2025 at the earliest unfortunately. It will require everyone to be fatigued post Avengers, lose interest and have a long string of underperforming titles leading to a major bomb or two.
JL is failing because it's fucking trash. A goddamn Thor movie came out just a couple weeks before and it's making crazy money.
>watching cringy badly acted romance because it's "canon" which the movies already aren't
>ever
lmao
she's fucking disgusting
>BUT SHE'S ON MUH FAVOURITE NERD SHOW! THAT MEANS I THINK SHE'S HOT!!
>capeshit
>movie
pick one
MCU 1B 2B 700M
DCEU 720M barely beating Ant-Man
Fox 200M (its a R rated horror with zero stars even that might be pushing it)
Deadpool 2: 800M - I am going to be conservative because I feel like the trailers so far have not really brought in middle America and they tried too hard to be edgy although this obviously could make a billion
Dark Phoenix is a 600M people are going to not care I have a feeling this movie is the death knell that will give X-Men to Disney for good
Venom could be huge too early to call 1 billion very possible
>resurrecting the flick/movie/film/kino meme
Nope, leave it dead, it's a dumb meme
>It will be cringey because I say so
Whatever makes you sleep at night friendo.
>venom
>from SONY
>good
>taking off Animated Spider-Man which is being done by Phil Lord and Chris Miller
They're better than anything Marvel's shit out in the last decade. Face it, capeshit is dying. Justice League and Thor's massive underperformances are proof of that.
>Thor's massive underperformance
>capeshit is dying
Infinity war will make 2b
>sophie and the other guy can totally act
>x-men writers are amazing
>being this much of an x-cuck
lmao
Marvel movies are expected to make a billion these days. Thor only hit $700 million. If that's not underperforming, I don;t know what is. On top of the movie just being shit in general, like Thor's constant unending barrage of quips and joke cracking even as his eye is getting gouged out. What the fuck is that horseshit.
These snydershits are probably the single worst things to come out of the any studio in the last 5 years, but yeah, you keep memeing on about "kino".
>Grosses 4x it's budget
>Calls it a failure
friendly reminder to STOP FUCKING PAYING THEM TO MAKE CAPESHIT
Justice League and Thor combined that week didn't even make a billion, when their combined budget is pretty enormous. Face it, capeshit is dying.
DC solos are always respectable though like about 7/10 of the Superman movies were good and 8/10 Batmans, Wonder Woman was ""good"" I know everyone hates it now but oh well #2 biggest box office domestically, and I mean James Wan doesn't look like he got fucked with by the cancerous WB studio heads so maybe Aquaman could be pretty awesome.
It's one of their best solo movies. Only gets beat out by IM 3, GotG 2 and Civil war which wasn't even really a solo.
Lmao no, JL was a domestic flop. Thor grossed $800 million WW. It outperformed Thor 2 by $200 million.
>Justice League
Surely that had nothing to do with its horrible quality as a film?
New Mutants is literally the only one on that list that might actually be a decent movie
(AquaWan might be okay but WB will edit it to shit)
>lo, forget Justice League just look at thor bro
We're talking about capeshit in general. You can't just look at it in a vacuum. Thor underperformed slightly less than Justice League alone, but combining them and looking at their combined budgets/profits is just depressing how fucking badly they did.
She can't act either so there's no redeeming qualities
JL was as awful as any cape flick. If you imagine it's worse than you're a fucking meme
still better than hiding your opinions with irony
no seriously, i take actual discussion of capeshit than yet another ironic shitposting.
>Thor underperformed
Nice try DCshill
Thor and Justice League combined underperformed. It's incredibly worrying for both franchises moving forward.
>x-cuck
The only thing that matter is not being like you.
>2015 had 2 capeshit movies
>2016 had 6
>2017 had 7 if Lego Batman counts
>2018 has 9
We're just getting started
I like how you're trying to imply they both contributed equally to whatever "combined flop" strawman you're trying to pull.
Thor is over, they gave him the trilogy like Iron manlet and Cap.
Will DC really have the balls to kill a little boy in a major motion picture?
>Venom is by Arad and Tolmach and the leftovers that were trying to make ASM a cinematic universe
It's gonna get ugly
Like I said, you can't just look at one capeshit in a vacuum. You have to look at them all., And combined, it's not looking good for Marvel.