YEAH BABY
YEAH BABY
Jose Bennett
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Gabriel Garcia
I remember when I could enjoy things
Justin Young
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Caleb Clark
>give your mother a kiss or I'll kick your teeth in
Jayden Smith
>sleepover at friends house
>big bowl of sweets
>N64
>Lego
>Austin Powers is the movie
Happier times
Brandon Scott
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Gavin Garcia
Still holds up, still funny.
Alexander Price
Josiah Peterson
Holy shit this nigga gets it except i was a ps1 kid and our game of choice was pic related
Easton Collins
WIZARD NEEDS FOOD
BADLY
Jonathan Cook
WHO
DOES
NUMBER
TWO
WORK
FOR
Nathaniel Walker
bbbbrrrraaaAAAAAPPPPPP
Cameron Ortiz
Dude, shag, lmao.
Brayden Collins
...
Adrian Jones
...
Isaac Flores
Goldmember does still hold up fucking well
Jack Price
As silly as the movies seem in hindsight, this monologue is timeless. Fucking hilarious.
Aaron Peterson
Goldmember was atrocious, user.
Aaron Bell
WE
Jose Collins
i wish they had gotten the 4th off the ground. heard nothing but rumors for years.
Daniel Price
This. I remember Goldmember being my favorite as a kid. I rewatched them recently and I realized how awful it is. The first one is great though and still holds up and the second one is pretty decent.
Parker Stewart
vidya kino af
Evan Richardson
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Eli Gutierrez
I still enjoy all three desu, although I remember gagging when the Dutch fuck ate the peeled skin.
Eli Martinez
OH BEHAVE
Nathan Smith
I LOVE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
Liam Foster
2>1>3
Anthony Cook
Shall we shag now, or shag later?
Kevin Brown
MACHINE
GUN
JUBBLIES
Blake Edwards
How can one man's career die so fast out of nowhere? Did he insult the Jews like Mel Gibson did?
Leo Foster
HOW 'BOUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU CRAZY DUTCH BASTARD?
Colton Flores
Is this the only film trilogy to get better with each installment? How did Mike reuse the same gags, not once, but twice, and somehow make them even funnier?
Henry Martin
Oh it got old by the last movie.
Wyatt Johnson
Love Guru killed it instantly.
He also has a reputation for being a bit of an asshole.
Logan Ortiz
The last line is actually true.
Brody Edwards
How do you even get that there
Cameron Jones
Missus? Well ya? Make me tea? Make love to me?
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