>Mr. Gallo will supply sperm for as many attempts as it takes to complete a successful fertilization and successful delivery. Sperm is 100% guaranteed to be donated by Mr. Gallo who is drug, alcohol and disease free. >If the purchaser of the sperm chooses the option of natural insemination, there is an additional charge of $500,000. >However, if after being presented detailed photographs of the purchaser, Mr. Gallo may be willing to waive the natural insemination fee and charge only for the sperm itself. >If you have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if it's a boy. (8 inches if he's like his father.) I don't know exactly how a well hung father can enhance the physical makeup of a female baby, but it can't hurt. >Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration. In fact, for the next 30 days, he is offering a $50,000 discount to any potential female purchaser who can prove she has naturally blonde hair and blue eyes. >Anyone who can prove a direct family link to any of the German soldiers of the mid-century will also receive this discount. >Under the laws of the Jewish faith, a Jewish mother would qualify a baby to be deemed a member of the Jewish religion. This would be added incentive for Mr. Gallo to sell his sperm to a Jew mother, his reasoning being with the slim chance that his child moved into the profession of motion picture acting or became a musical performer, this connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an Oscar. >To be clear, the purchase of Mr. Gallo's sperm does not include the use of the name Gallo. The purchaser must find another surname for the child.
>YOU DONT SEE A MOVIE AND SAY JOE SHMOE DID THE FUCKIN' FOOD
Gallo put more energy into that than most people expend all year
James Phillips
this Sofia Coppola trashing is glorious
Isaac Gonzalez
>drug, alcohol and disease free.
Ayden Jones
No they aren't. Stern is dumb as fuck, always trying to bait him >so you HATE him right, I mean you called him a PIG right? >so would you fuck her? Anal? Fucking retarded kike, only in America could this braindead piece of shit become a millionaire
Caleb Sullivan
He is a known republican and claims to have only smoked pot twice in his life. He also claims to have a record of every transaction hes ever made over 5 dollars for the past 30+ years.
I believe it. He's that anal
Liam Evans
t. Vincent Gallo
Kayden Morales
You're trying way too hard reddit.
Daniel Brooks
that's all people tune into him for though isn't it? to get the dirty behind the scenes talk.
for me he reached his lowest point when he interviewed Tarantino and brought up Sally Menke who died like a year earlier. he brings her up knowing she's dead, then asks Quentin if they fucked. how he still has friends I'll never know.
Jayden Nelson
>Gallo >Reddit Listen to or watch quite literally any interview with him and you'll see hes been "redpilled" before it was even a thing
Kayden Reyes
he's not redpilled you easily impressed babyfaggot. he's a troll who gets off on provocation.
Tyler Hughes
Stop using the word kino you try hard redditor
Luke Perez
>He's not redpilled HAHAHAHAHAHA
Colton Nelson
This thread stinks of reddit.
Cooper Jenkins
His music is great. He had songs featured in a great game also.
Ryder Butler
What song? What game?
t. Redditor
>Opnely calls out jews, nigs and gays >not redpilled
Jeremiah Watson
>mfw I entered this thread and see pure reddit
Zachary Hernandez
Phantom Dust. It's a game basically impossible to describe outside of MTG in real time with jazz/classical soudtrack in the post-apocalypse. Song isn't on youtube for some reason. soundcloud.com/bloodsuckingbeast/vincent-gallo-yes-im-lonely
Oliver Murphy
>I like the wop gallo cuz he redpill *farts* mummy my bumhole needs wiping
Gavin Robinson
...
Landon Gutierrez
Oh yeah, I've heard that song. Also, it's not on YouTube because Gallo had everything pulled. He hasn't even released his latest movie to the public.
Brody Bennett
>Gallo is redpilled! He named the jew, and his movies are kino
Reddit truly is sucking the fun out of this board.
You're offended by EVERYTHING.
What a miserable way to go through life.
Matthew Diaz
He tricked a girl into giving him a real blowjob for a movie by saying it was art
Jonathan Bell
/r/TheDonald is also reddit. >offended by everything Like Sup Forums isn't. Get a grip.
Leo Wilson
damn! Full-blooded Sicilians look like that?!
Jeremiah White
Vincent is up there with Eastwood and Mike Patton in terms of handsome men.
Dominic Reed
Probably paid him a fuck load
It's all his shtick, bro. Watch his stern interview where he opnely admits that he pretends to be a shy artist Also listen to for how he really is, lmao.
Guy is cool as fuck regardless
Angel Torres
>Implying Gallo, a moviestar, model, musician, and all around genius, who lived in fucking LA at the time (probably) needs to "pay" chicks
Are you stupid?
Adam Davis
Dude looks like how I imagine ancient Greeks or Romans looked
Christopher Hill
How'd he trick her? She knew she was going to blow him for real the whole time.
Andrew Davis
They were also dating at the time and he ruined his life making the movie. If he did all that just to get a fucking blowjob from his girlfriend he's a fucking loser.
Charles Lopez
Sofia Coppola should buy some of his sperm just to fuck with him.
Nicholas Evans
Didn't this greasy wop fuck Paris Hilton multiple times? No way he doesn't have the herp.
Nolan Kelly
why have i never heard of this dude
Liam Morris
Because you don't watch movies, like most of Sup Forums
Brody Watson
He fucked her when she was like 17.
Benjamin Rogers
Because you're a fucking faggot
Guy is unironically something of a genius and I don't use that word lightly like most pricks
Ryder Walker
Watch buffalo 66 desu family
Landon Reyes
watch goodfellas bro
Hudson Cook
>disease free literally impossible
Oliver Carter
he has probably fucked hundreds of 10/10 sluts
Connor Ortiz
>he's a troll who gets off on provocation. definition of a redpiller
Noah Hill
lol
Ayden Sullivan
I've seen Brown Bunny, he's a few inches short of 8, thats for damn sure.
Joshua Morris
lmao i think that was a stunt cock dude it was a prosthetic
