Civil War 2 abridged

Okay guys, I'm finally back. It's time for us to continue abridging Civil War 2, but first, let's catch all the normies up. Welcome, to Sup Forums's Civil War 2.

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Whats up OP good to see you.
Is this the page we got to so far?

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Howdily doodily friendarino.

We finished issue 0. Today we can work on issue 1. Just story timing what we did so far.

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Now to continue where we left off.

I guess now would be a good time for me to explain the rules of the thread.

I will post a number with each post I make. Whoever scores the number or a dubs will determine what the text in the next panel says. This rule only applies to posts responding to me or those meant to reroll other ideas.

And now, issue 1.

Rolling for a 2

>That edit
O god that's hilarious.

>I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!

O MAN I'M IN CIVIL WAR II!
IN THE FUTURE!

If you're going to fill these bubbles with single sentences you may as well pick a better font.

I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!

Okay, may you suggest one though? Because I'm shit at picking fonts.

ding ding ding

Next number is 4

>Why, AM I IN THE GODDAMN WOODS?!

FUTURE!

>BOB SAGET!
And add a neck brace

STUPID TREE!

I have little to no experience with fonts, I couldn't give you one. I just thought it didn't read well.

>I HAVE TO RUN AWAY
>IN THE FUTURE

>ROLLING AROUND
>AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

Reroll.

Pretty good amigo

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>LOVE ME GROOT
>PLS
>GIVE ME TENDIES

>I CAN SEE THE FUTURE
>WAIT
>I CAN'T STOP SAYING THAT!

>Someone is behind me
>They're gonna talk
>IN THE FUTURE!

>Ok calm down, you just emerged from a alien dick, breathed in gay frog gas, and you're still in Civil War 2, nothing else can go wrong

FUTURE
FUTURE
FUTURE

Wuba luba dub dub

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Oh, really?

Reroll.

En garde, fuckboy

This.

One last reroll.

Reroll.

reroll

Reroll.

There he is!

>UGH! What smells like dried cum and chicken tendies?

Roll

It's good to see you back, user. I thought this game would never continue

Roll

Rollin

This is the people's choice, it seems.

reroll

It's not our choice, it's kek's choice.

FOR KEK

Cool, Didn't know there was another abridged other than Unxanny Re-wrights

Congrats! Page complete!

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Congratulations! you are my subdit now!

>We're the shithumans
>I'm a fucking lizard
>Please give us money

roll

>Welcome to the X Men!
>She means Inhumans....
>Just ignore Beast, we all do

winrar

Noice! Page complete.

Here's the real question.
Can we finish this before Illuminated is done posting his version?

Rolling for a 2

Booze.....

>Fug

>Please, dad, no!

Probably not. I only do this when I'm free from my uni work.

>Fug >:DDD

>*Hic*

reroll

True, but here's something to think about, you both started at almost the same time and even now you are at almost the same point in the story.

reroll

Illuminated is the one, we are the many

>Black girls.
>I'm sorry, what was that?
>Black girls.
>I can you hear, Stark.
>Good. I love them.
>I'm not gonna--
>I'm not gonna sit idly by and watching you demean my sis'es from another misses.
>Stop trying to make that a thing, Miles.
>You don't know the half of it, man.
>If a girl so much as look into his direction? SIS FROM ANOTHER MISS.
>Guys! Shut up! My Handjob Hands maybe won't do to defeat the Frogma--
>I just like black girls.
>Don't we all.
>Nice behinds.
>Ever wondered what'd happen if a black girl wore Iron Man's armor? I'd buy the shit out of that book.

This really needs some work. Center the text, use proper punctuation, end your sentences with stops.

rerollan'

Wait, really? At what point is Illuminated at?

That he is, but Odin's beard is he good.
Just look at today's page.

The one we are writing right now.

Sometimes the requests that get the roll are either too long for the speech bubbles are too short. I try to make due with the sizing of it.

As for punctuation, I put it in exactly the way it's suggested.

rerolling cause we could go a little faster. How about lending 2 numbers at the same time, OP?

rolling

How hard is it to get a 2?!

reroll.

you just did

I mean, I managed to get dubs that were 2s, so I'd say not too hard.

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>Yo, white boi, why the fuck is yo mask down man.

>To express emotion

>Nigga, that's gay as fuck. You lucky I don't slap the shit out of yo punk ass

>Where's Sup Forums Machine when you need him?

>this is all your fault
>how *hic* so?
>you got drunk and opened a multidimensional rift to "get hookers"
>well it worked

>Iron Man quick put your mask back on!
>Gimme a sec...
>No you don't understand! The smoke in the air could be Frogman's gas!
>Frogman isn't real kid.

>Ayo hol up, hol up, where da fuq do you think you're going

>Help, I'm being mugged

>U backstabin' me, whiteboi? I thought we were the earth's mightiest heroes and shieeet

>I've made a huge mistake

This.

ReRoll.

reroll

Christ, I love it

>Booze? As in alcoholic beverages?
>Don't start.
>The drink you have to be 21 in the United States? That booze? But aren't you an alcoholic Iron Man? Shouldn't an alcoholic, y'know not have booze? Y'know THAT booze? That's what you meant right booze?
>Please stop for the love of God.