Oh my God this movie was so fucking bad what the fuck went wrong

oh my God this movie was so fucking bad what the fuck went wrong

Let's start with who they casted to play Apocalypse and work our way up.

>completely unneeded installment
>a pocky lips looks goofy as fuck
>olivia munn is there

Wanting to redo Dofp (saying goodbye to the first class crew and introducing new characters), but failing to give anybody worthwhile development. JLaw at her laziest and fassbender and McAvoy going through the motions. Singer still casting his twinks and aversion to the source material.

the main bad guy was pretty weak and the movie itself seemed pretty unfocused
Really should have made it an 80s Teen Adventure Comedy and focused on Cyclops, Nightcrawler and Jean Grey going on some adventure to stop Apocolypse (instead of using Mystique, Magneto and Xavier because people liked those actors)

>mysitque can be anyone she wants
>turns into pancake face Jennifer Whoreance

Why?

They could only afford party city for his costume

Literally everything. Even the main titles sequence is a laughable disaster. The MAIN TITLES.

>we want the avengers audience

I have no idea. It was just a big mess and it seemed like every actor didn't give a single fuck.

First Class was the only good Xmen movie

If it had been a great movie they might have got some of that audience and made a difference but nope

? avengers was bad too

>avengers was bad

>avengers was good

The first 20 minutes of The Wolverine were good too.

>avengers wasn't good

Oscar Isaac was the best part of Apocalypse though....

They made a roland emmerich x-men movie. Those movies are clunky messes, they pulled it off

>implying x2 isn't perfect

olivia munn

Bryan Singer is a fucking hack.

That wasn't Oscar Issac though.

Why didn't Apocalypse just use the nukes to blow everything up?

He wanted to be the ultimate king/pharaoh
Can't be a king if everybody is dead and theres nothing to rule.

Plus he didn't want to use dumb human shit like nukes. Only Mutant powers

But then later he has Magneto use his powers to destroy everything. Seems like there's no real difference between Magneto fucking shit up and nukes fucking shit up.

Plus he used mutant powers to obtain access to the nukes.

She was hot in that costume.
She needed more lines and backstory

The story didn't go anywhere

The villian was established ok but then did fucking nothing. Couldn't even inspire loyalty or fear from a few chucklefuck mutants IN the movie

>everyone kissing mystiques ass the entire movie
>"you're why we all fight mystique"

This movie was laughably terrible

Magneto was the only good thing in this movie

fassbender nailed it

>jen laurence getting half the screen time and not being mistique

>people joining apolalyse despite being portrayed as characters with morals

>liking a Whedon movie
go back to Sup Forums, you fucking pleb