Sam: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great case studies, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of losses and bankruptcy they were, and sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the market go back to the way it was, when so much bad happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this downturn. Even recessions must pass. A new growth cycle will come. And when the ink turns black it will shine out the blacker. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if your portfolio was too small for you to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Entrepreneurs in those stories had lots of chances of liquidating their assets, only they didn’t. Because they were holding on to something.
Frodo: What are we holding on to, Sam?
Sam: That there’s some profit in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.
Hunter Garcia
*yawns bemusedly*
Zachary Wright
BRAAAAAAARRRRPPPP
Gabriel Torres
nice one user, have a you
Jayden Richardson
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Camden Fisher
financeposting is underrated
David Powell
>Life insurance...'ere has it covered the graves of my forefathers. Now it shall cover the grave of my dependent.
Jordan Cooper
I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT AND I NEED CASH NOWWW
Benjamin Reed
Why was Denethor such a retard
Henry Robinson
Many of these assets were properly reported. Items I had recorded from purchase and transfer. They had values of their own.
Saruman! An auditor should know better!
Wyatt Parker
>If I should file my return, think better of me Father. >That would depend on the nature of your return
Easton Robinson
VERY good post
Noah Garcia
>you said this investment would never fail while your men hedge it. They still hedge it. They have gone bankrupt hedging it!
Cooper Reed
Come not between the tax man and his prey! Or else he will not audit thee in thy turn. He shall bear thee away to the houses of litigation, beyond all darkness, where thy credit shall be stripped and thy accounts laid bare before the lidless IRS!
Tyler Morris
WE'VE HAD NOTHING BUT RECESSION FOR 8 STINKIN YEARS
Jaxson Rivera
>BRAAAAAAARRRRPPPP Is that a fart noise or is that the blade runner meme?
David Baker
>no moth should have to bury his eagle
Jason Turner
Because Aragorn is a distant descendant of Isildur and he isn't, that automatically makes him better. Never mind that Aragorn has no experience governing.
Carson Taylor
Frodo: "Sam! Multi-nationals!" (The Elves march through the forest, singing) Frodo: "They're going to the Caymans, beyond the White Towers. To the Tax Havens." Sam: "They're taking their assets, and parking them outside of Middle-Earth." Frodo: "Never to return." Sam: "I don't know why — it makes me sad."
Hunter Johnson
obligatory "but I can be your dependant" post
Luis Cruz
>Domestic market is behind >The world ahead >And there are many markets in which to spread >To China >Secretary, book my flight >Until Wall Street is all alight >Risk and IPO >Stock and trade >All shall fade >All shall fade
Adrian Wright
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Isaiah Davis
>Moria… You fear to go into those books. >The Dwarves leased too greedily and too quickly >You know what they awoke in the shadows of their debt >Bankruptcy, and Repossession!
Asher Lee
>tfw majored in economics and can't into this meme whats the point of living
Jordan Sanchez
I just try to incorporate shit I learned in class this week before I forget it all.
Caleb Cruz
Boromir: None of us should lease alone, you least of all. Frodo? I know you suffer, I see it day by day. Are you sure you do not suffer needlessly? There are other ways, Frodo, other paths we might take. Frodo: I know what you would say, and it would seem like wisdom, but for the warning in my heart. Boromir: Warning? Against what? We are all afraid, Frodo. But to let that fear drive us to destroy what hope we have... don't you see? That is madness! Frodo: There is no other way. Boromir: I ask only for the capital to defend my investments! [approaches Frodo] Boromir: If you would but transfer me the Lease... Frodo: [backs away] No! Boromir: Why do you recoil? I am no banker. Frodo: You are not yourself. Boromir: What chance do you think you have? They will find your debt. They will take the Lease! And you will beg for bailouts before the end!
Jacob Morgan
nice triples
Noah Ross
I'm pretty sur Denethor says "manner" not "nature" but other than that 10/10
Hunter Davis
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Adrian Morales
>Build me a hedge fund...worthy of the MESE.
Jeremiah Brooks
Where'd this meme come from?
Jeremiah Bell
Something about George RR Martin saying that LOTR is dumb because Tolkien never explained WHY Aragorn was a good king, because he never told us what his tax policy was.
Adrian Wilson
Why didn't Gandalf short the one ring market, thus making a profit when the war started and use the funds to acquire a share in the eagle market?
Landon Barnes
>is it solvent? >is it safe?
Jaxon Brooks
>We have just agreed... >Yes? >I have told your names to the annual meeting and we have agreed - you are not related parties >Well, that's good news >And what about the IRS? Have you made a decision about THEM? >Now, don't be hasty, Mr. Meriadoc >Hasty? Our clients are out there! They need our help! They cannot manage their portfolios on their own! >Financial reporting, yes… It affects us all. But you must understand, young analyst. It takes a loong time to prepare financial statements. And we never report anything… unless it is worth taking a looong… time to become material
Wyatt Roberts
Why didn't Elrond call the IRS on Isildur for claiming the ring for himself without proper paperwork after the hostile takeover of ORTRTA LLC.?
Levi Barnes
>THE MERGER LEGOLAS! THE MERGER! BRING IT DOWN!
Camden Garcia
>tfw don't understand economics so I can't enjoy this meme
Blake Cooper
Treebeard: There is no curse in Jewish, Entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery. Pippin: Look, the heebs! They're moving! Merry: Where are they going? Treebeard: They have business with the Orcs. My business is with Isengard tonight, with pen and paperwork. [Ents emerge from the woods, following Treebeard] Treebeard: Hroom, hm, come, my friends. The Ents are going to audit. It is likely that we go to our doom. The last audit of the Ents.
this one was already too close to taxposting
Jose Nguyen
Just watch some econo-kino and you'll be good.
>the big short >wolf of wallstreet >moneyball
Luke Gomez
LOOKS LIKE MERGERS ARE BACK ON THE MENUS, BOYS
Dylan Miller
>share the loan..
Mason Garcia
lost
Jaxon Ramirez
DEBT!
Hudson Cook
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Joshua Rivera
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Elijah Taylor
I kekd
Asher Gutierrez
SE-CUR-I-TIES trade em, sell em, stick em in a fund
Asher Rodriguez
Eomer. Take your loan officers down to the barrio. Gamling, follow the redlining down to the ghetto. Grimbold, take your brokers to the sticks, after you leave the highway. Forth, and fear no bankruptcy! Arise! Arise, underwriters of Theoden! Credit shall be extended, mortgages shall be secured! An approval date... a review date... ere the sharemarket rises!
Write now! Write now! Write! Write for minorities, and subprime lending!
Debt!
Debt!
DEBT!
FORTH, UNDERWRITERS!
Kayden Gray
heh
Jordan Scott
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Ian Murphy
>>>r/outoftheloop
Nathan Peterson
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Ethan Nelson
>By rights we shouldn't even be here
easter egg put in by Jackson to poke fun at neckbeards who were mad he changed so much shit
Dominic Jones
>I come back to you now >At the turning of the fiscal quarter
Chase Moore
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Brody Parker
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Anthony Rivera
Elrond: You're outmatched, Aragorn. You need more assets. Aragorn: There are none. Elrond: There are those who dwell in the basements. Aragorn: Bitcoin Miners. Day-traders. You would call upon them to merge? They believe in nothing. They answer to no one. Elrond: They will answer to the principal shareholder of Gondor. [pulls out Anduril] Elrond: Anduril, Flame of the West, forged from the bailout of Narsil. Aragorn: Sauron will not have forgotten the portfolio of Elendil. The holding that was bankrupt shall return to Minas Tirith. Elrond: The man who can wield the power of this portfolio can summon to him investors more diversified than any that walks this earth. Put aside the Lender. Become who you were born to be. Take the Dimholt Exchange.
Colton Ward
I will give my life savings and all my bonds to anyone who redubs Fellowship entirely like this.