Who would you rather be a mentor to, Sup Forums?

Who would you rather be a mentor to, Sup Forums?

How old is NTW?

Right.

Left is ugly.

Negasonic. She's got a better fashion sense.

Use negasonic to get close to colossus

Wonder how warm his metallic cock would feel as he pounded me.

I'd NTR NTW

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Nega lesbian reminds me of those leftist crazy rally goers and sjw feminist you see on YouTube


Laura will grow up to be prostitue and gets balcked on a weekly basis


I'm not touching those trash

>NTW
>not a kid, pretty much the same age as me give or take a year or 2 maybe, don't have to look after her and maybe we can fug
>get to chill with Colossus
>equally sarcastic and assholish as me

Sounds pretty gud.

Right.

It's easier to speak espagnol.

left
right is a bitch

Mentees are not for fug. Who do you think you are? Batman?

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Nega. We're closer in age and I get the feeling she has a low bar.

Laura.

I miss having other Spanish speakers around and raising a kid to be a better person is something that's good for you.

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>Laura will grow up to be prostitue and gets balcked on a weekly basis
I doubt the movie writers even know that happens.

Nega. She's inexplicably more chill in spite of her power set.

>invincible little Mexican psychopath who is prone to temper tantrums and has unbreakable knife claws

I'll take the one that probably won't kill me, thanks.

I am in no condition to mentor anyone. I imagine most nay all of Sup Forums to be the same.

why does getting rammed by colossus sound so appealing to me

Negasonic because she's less likely to kill me for making a move on her.

After the dick punch scene, I could not stop thinking about the sheer weight of that smooth metal hard on pinning me to the mattress.
My body unable to do anything but submit to the firm, yet intimate, hammering

Because he's a pure husbando with a steel dick.

s-stop user I can only get so erect.

i wonder if it would feel cool, almost cold, at first, or if it would be warm and smooth.

I feel like Nega doesn't really need a mentor. She's got a fine head on her shoulders, if not a little apathetic.

If I'm Laura's mentor, does that mean I'm Gambit?

>I came here to teach them
>But really, it was they who taught me
>About not giving a fuck

Sinéad

Negasonic. Gonna teach her to be a neoretro hippie

>rips up a picture of Kirby

I'll actually be surprised if it's not revealed that Colossus & Angel Dust are dating in the sequel.

Colossus was top tier husbando material in that movie.

Brianna Hildebrand is hot as fuck. Look at her without the black makeup.

I feel as if Negasonic would ultimately end up being more responsible and level-headed than me and become the typical eye-rolling, long-suffering hypercompetent sidekick.

I find that dynamic too endearing to pass up.