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>camera zooms in on ramsays hand
>quick cut to salt grinder
>quick cut back to ramsays hand
>quick cut back to salt grinder
>zoom in on grinder
>quick cut back to ramsay
>quick cut to pan
>cut back to salt grinder
>back to ramsay
>zoom out
>zoom back in
>back to salt grinder

I’m somewhere in Arkansas sticking my arm into a fuckin catfish den

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>ywn do coke with ramsey

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They've lost the plot

HERE IN NEW YORK NEW TRENDY RESTAURANT ABOUT TO EAT A 400 DAYS DRY AGED WAGYU RIBWEYE STEAK SOUS VIDED IN DRY AGED BEEF LARD MMMM ITS UNBELIEVEABLE, THE FUNKY UNDERTONES RESULTING FROM THE MAILLARD REACTION ON THE OUTSIDE CRUST CREATE SORT OF A LOVE LETTER TO THE PLATONIC IDEAL OF A STEAK MMM WHAT A PROFOUND EXPERIENCE

You aren't supposed to do direct quotes, user.

Kitchen Nightmares: The Burger Kitchen is the absolute epitome of Gordoncore

>two part feature length absolute Gordon kino
>scumbag father who scammed his son for quarter a million to open a restaurant even though he can't cook for shit
>double digit iq wife with alergy to any sort of spices
>12 different chefs and 12 different menus in a year
>father thinks yelp is conspiring against him
>billion items on the menu
>awful, bland, tasteless food
>head chef gets fired midway through dinner service

Mental breakdowns, near-fistfights, delusional owners, shit food - this episode has everything.

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Yeah that is probably the best one to watch if you're only going to watch one. Amy's baking company is overrated.

That episode drove me nuts. When they were all sperging out around the table I would have ended that shit in a second, but instead the morons all kept screaming and crying for another five minutes

Get out!

You, come back here
Fuck off

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Who was in the wrong here?

Enjoy it.

I've been re-watching the British version which I watched years ago when it first came out

It's so much better, you actually see the development of his work, whereas the US version is just a make-over show in restaurants

A bad restaurant in the U.K. Version is filled with trained chefs who are failing because their menu is just to 1990s and failing to market to the area well

The us version is a filthy restaurant which shit everywhere with camera cuts and that annoying music

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somebody more creative than me should do a similar comparison

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>British Kitchen Nightmares
>Here in the kitchens of London, Gordon is in search of its prey
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of Gordon criticizing a chef's menu

>American Kitchen Nightmares
>Guitar riffs playing in the background
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR CRAPPY RESTAURANT
>Rapid jump cuts of Gordon
>GORDON RAMSAY MIGHT LOOK LIKE NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>More flashy jump cuts
>THIS SHITTY CHEF DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF RAMSAY IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>More flashy jump cuts
>Gordon strikes
>Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as attacks because silent footage is too boring for Americans
>Slow no replay of the attack in black and white
>AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH
>THAT LITTLE CHEF
>SHOULD HAVE PANSIED
>TO THE RAMSAY
>Starwipe to the next clip