Tell me user. Do you have a job?

Tell me user. Do you have a job?
You got money?
Do you have a woman?
Do you have any prospects?
You got anything on the horizon?
Do you have any action at all?
Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?

I like to get the daily memes

No job,
No money,
Not a lot of prospects,
Not too much on the horizon.
Actions? A bit.

The reason I wake up? To go to therapy every day in the hopes that I can get better. I gave up my job and money for this chance and I hope that for the first time i finally succeed.

Yes
No
Yeah
Might go to Japan next year. Hoping to get a promotion starting next year, which results in a pretty hefty pay raise.
Rarely
Because I'm not tired and I have no need for staying in bed

>Because I'm not tired and I have no need for staying in bed

this, i don't get how people can stay in bed all day. i literally can't do it, after long enough sleeping i have to get up and move around.

Yes
Yes
no
no
Going to Europe in the summer
Every day is a chance to do something new and different.

Yes
600 euros
No
No
No
No
No

yes
yes
no
no
no
no
no

Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Rarely
Yes

I like sports, I could do something in sports

Yes
Yes
No
Potentially
Attending the snooker final next week
No
Yes

>Tell me user. Do you have a job?

Yes

>You got money?

Yes

>Do you have a woman?

No

>Do you have any prospects?

No

>You got anything on the horizon?

No

>Do you have any action at all?

No

>Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?

No

No job
Less than 1,000 in account
Live with unattractive gf who buys groceries
No prospects, tried to be a firefighter last month but of course bombed the interview
No action/ambition
I get out of bed because laying in bed is boring

no
yes
yes
no
no
no

No job
some money
some prospects
nope
i drive
Sup Forums dummy. I make about 15% of the threads on this board.

How do you fuck up a firefighter interview? Tell us what happened.

>Do you have a job?
Yes.
>You got money?
No.
>Do you have a woman?
Yes.
>Do you have any prospects?
No.
>You got anything on the horizon?
No.
>Do you have any action at all?
No.
>Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?
Barely.

how do you have a job and no money? also define, "no money". i have a few grand in the bank, it's not much but i consider myself to have some money.

Easy. I've only had a job for a couple of months now. Before that I was 100% broke, now I only make enough to pay the bills and my account goes back to 0 at the end of each month.

It was a panel of 5 stoic men. I have some social anxiety and they asked me questions like "Explain Loyalty, Honor, Dedication, Honesty and Pride and why those would be important attributes for a firefighter." And I couldnt get my thoughts straight and kept stumbling over my words and saying the same shit.

yes
no
maybe
not really in near future
only if I'm desperate I bang a 4/10
no
work

That is a fucking stupid interview question. Sounds like a bunch of faggots.

I'ma rob you nigga

Heh

for 600 euros?

kek do they think they are the Avengers? You don't even need to do shit like that for a police interview.

please dele this thread