How pure is your waifu?

How pure is your waifu?
Are you happy how they are or do you wish they were more pure/corrupt?

Yang is the purest. I love her exactly the way she is.

My waifu is so pure, so niche, she has no r34 and I can guarantee nobody on this earth has ever fapped to her.

too bad you're shitty fandom pairs your waifufag with Blake

I too love Yang

I want to corrupt my waifu myself

Good for you

And that is...?

Tell us who she is or she isn't real.

So on one hand she's the head of an ultra-opressive police state that systematically crushes the bodies and souls of its citizens, and she herself has orchestrated several ultra-shady espionage and sabotage missions, including the forceful deposing of a foreign head of state to replace him with a puppet government and an attempt at installing secret surveillance cameras in every citizen's home.
But on the other, she's a nearly 60 years old virgin.
So I guess it depends on your idea of "purity."

Conically she also died a virgin.

No, I've already said too much. And you degenerates will surely fap to her out of spite. She's mine.

Still pure user

Pure as iceco

>And you degenerates will surely fap to her out of spite
We're not that ba-actually, yeah, we're little shits

Soul as dirty as a Madripoor whore and I wouldn't have her any other way.

From the thumbnail I thought she had a cleavage window

Let's play 20 questions user
Is your waifu from a western animation?

One can only wish user

She's pure enough. Loyal. Love her just fine.

The hell is this?

More french jailbait

Pure in what way, exactly?

Personality, actions

Aww, he's not answering

She originated from a western comic book. Not a web comic. I'm not going to give you the name of the company or the name of the comic.

She was part of a team of psychics whose goal was to eliminate a certain dangerous species. She was a recent recruit. When they arrive at the home dimension of said species, the team is completely overwhelmed and are quickly killed off one by one. My waifu was the first to die, she got blasted to dust. RIP.

You'll get no more outta me.

Uhhhhh, not sure how to answer that then.

HAHAHA, YOUR WAIFU IS DEAD FAGGOT

ENJOY YOUR DUST PILE

...I just realized this post also applies to Pyrrha Nikos fags as well.

Just say she's pure skank
problem solved, you're welcome

she's alright, I guess. not crazy about her. found her when we were too young and now I'm stuck with her.

She's not a skank! She's a free spirit!

>recent recruit
>first to die
That sucks

Maybe not the best moral character, but pure? Sure.

Was she over the age of 18?

Waifu is so pure, our boards aren't even allowed to make porn of her

Are you Akinatoring his waifu?

Yotsuba?

No, I'm just having fun

barney the dinosuar

Don't tell me it's the pure milf

Let's speed things up

Was it a lesser known comic?
Was it published in the 60's?
70's?
80s?
90s?
Was she a redhead?
Blonde?
Were they fighting aliens?

Yes, very.

And I want her and her daughter to find happiness after all the pain in their life

Would molesting an innocent Prince before he could give himself to his true love make her "impure", or does consensual penetration have to occur?

She's probably ascended the literal scales of "purity" and "corruption", being an degenerate, anti-social femme wizard who's only technically virginal by circumstance.

SMALL HORSE

LMAO

SMALL HORSE

YELLOW HORSE WORST HORSE

SHIT TASTE

LMAO

Weiss is the purest waifu in my eyes.

Them thighs in their natural habiwowtat

Blake is better.

Well, no arguing that she has the best booty out of everyone.

Is there anything regarding her being a bit naive about her sexual feelings towered the price?

Yeah, pure shit.

Booty, boobies, hair...she's the hottest one.

:( She's just so fun, who wouldn't want to spend time with someone like that

I call first dibs with snuggles!

No. Go mess with the bitchy rich one.

Not really. She's actually more of just a repressed, middle-aged crone who delights in talking down to him while he's bound and gagged.

Does that make a difference?

Or you could, y'know, want to fuck her

At least the bitchy rich one is nice to me.

She gives great snuggles

A little bit yeah. I mean she had to have had a reason to go into magic right? Who's to say she never indulged in her carnal desires and is only now realising she could. Whose to say what she was doing in that room before the Prince escaped.

Any girl who makes puns hasn't gotten the pussy pound.

>Who's to say she never indulged in her carnal desires
Oh, I seriously doubt that. If any Disney character has a monster-sized dragon dildo for every day of the month, it's Mal.

But then again, silicone is no substitute for having a living, youthful Prince at her mercy...

She was sort of a hot head.. She actually believed she could take on one of the creatures solo. She got roasted instead.