Haan soolo, yer a deyd man
Haan soolo, yer a deyd man
>everyone is wearing a mask except him so the audience can go OMG I KNOW HIM I KNOW THAT ACTOR OMG!!
>include obvious scottish accent so that people can relate
BRAVO JJ
I don't even remember those red guys around him.
I don't know that actor though.
i have no idea who he is
johnny candito?
>some actually vaguely interesting sf design and prop work went into making costumes and outfits for this absolute shitshow of a movie
>Be in Edinburgh cinema
>Hear Glaswegian accent
>Cinema audience loudly groans
That was a good night boys
this shoudlve been the red corsair
literally who?
>90% on RT
Ar yeu Hein Solou? Is thad the mailenium folcon?
Kek
>thick ethnic accents in Star Wars
Of all the crimes Disney committed against Star Wars, this one is by far the worst.
>perfectly reasonable scene between Han /Chewie and two new characters
HOLY SHIT THROW IN A POINTLESS ACTION SEQUENCE !!!!!
The movie may be a bland retreading but it was far from a shit show.
>Implying it started with Disney
Are you denying Chewie's right to speak his native language? Ugh, I just can't bear you anti-Wookie sithlords any more.
>space beaners are real in this universe
kill me
glib facsimile
This
>not one of the main cast from the original trilogy got the peaceful life and endings they deserved after fighting and defeating the empire
>instead they're roped in yet again to fight a knock-off for fanservice and brand recognition
I will NEVER forgive disney for this, or JJ. The mouse needs putting down.