Haan soolo, yer a deyd man

Haan soolo, yer a deyd man

>everyone is wearing a mask except him so the audience can go OMG I KNOW HIM I KNOW THAT ACTOR OMG!!

>include obvious scottish accent so that people can relate
BRAVO JJ

I don't even remember those red guys around him.

I don't know that actor though.

i have no idea who he is

johnny candito?

>some actually vaguely interesting sf design and prop work went into making costumes and outfits for this absolute shitshow of a movie

>Be in Edinburgh cinema
>Hear Glaswegian accent
>Cinema audience loudly groans

That was a good night boys

this shoudlve been the red corsair

literally who?

>90% on RT

Ar yeu Hein Solou? Is thad the mailenium folcon?

Kek

>thick ethnic accents in Star Wars

Of all the crimes Disney committed against Star Wars, this one is by far the worst.

>perfectly reasonable scene between Han /Chewie and two new characters
HOLY SHIT THROW IN A POINTLESS ACTION SEQUENCE !!!!!

The movie may be a bland retreading but it was far from a shit show.

>Implying it started with Disney
Are you denying Chewie's right to speak his native language? Ugh, I just can't bear you anti-Wookie sithlords any more.

>space beaners are real in this universe

kill me

glib facsimile

This

>not one of the main cast from the original trilogy got the peaceful life and endings they deserved after fighting and defeating the empire
>instead they're roped in yet again to fight a knock-off for fanservice and brand recognition

I will NEVER forgive disney for this, or JJ. The mouse needs putting down.