Sorry, sir but you're not supposed to be behind the counter. What're you doing here?

>Sorry, sir but you're not supposed to be behind the counter. What're you doing here?

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I'm your boss now, Robert.

YOU GAVE ME NUGGIES NOT TENDIES YOU FUCKING MORON!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hi Robert, congratulations on your promotion! I was actually behind the counter looking for you, my wife made you some brownies as a thank you for last night

I was looking for my popcorn I ordered

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Robert, I’m here to FUCK and I’m here to SIT IN THE COUPLES SECTION.

I've worked here for months, dude. What the hell?

I'm here for my government appointed BBC, s-sorry, should I wait in line?

There seems to be a falcon in my popcorn

That's alright sir, no extra charge.

And why would I want it?

Sorry, I'm a little dull. I'll be on my way.

I just wanted to see the look on your face, Robert.

A free pet, sir.

He was trying to grab your prize.

It'll scare away the pigeons that we use to make the pies.

I am the kinoplex robert

*This is a cinema announcement. A lost child has been found. Please collect at the Lost & Found. Thank you and enjoy the flick.*

He was trying to grab the prize in the claw machine.

anyone here can help me get through the
no single policy?
i'll be the one sucking no homo tho

i saw this thread. i started laughing, then i remembered that my life is a complete failure, and instead of doing something about it i'am here laughing at cinema jokes on the internet.

hey remember all those people you grew up with who went to the same school as you?

they're all super successful now.

i know ... no need to remind me about it, i think about it everynight before i go to sleep

>tfw one of them is a transexual communist
>tfw another is a skanky whore
>tfw one is a drug addict
>tfw others are on min wage

Don't worry, user. You can laugh at memes AND be successful :)

i feel like i should not have the privilege to laugh at memes if am not SUCCESFULL.

One adult ticket for The Star please, Robert.

We're all gonna make it brahs :D

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sir get back in your cage
wait until the film is complete

Hello?
Robert?
They said Manlets could come today.

R-Robert?!

please fuck my wife robert.

You're not running this place yet Robert?
*unloads magazine on troubled black youth*

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>"Want some popcorn, tubby?"
what do?

It works for the mercenary, the masketta man

N-NANI?!

He was trying to grab the pies

*unsheath manlet katana

So that's were my falcon went off to!

Y-yes sir. W-one large please.

I automatically read this in aiden's voice. fuck this place

>Sir, Jules here has informed me that you refused to consent to the mid film penis inspection, is this true? Let me reiterate that this test is MANDATORY by federal law.

But why Robert!??

>please sir, if you just let me take a look I can give you your tickets back. It'll only take a minute :)

Fine, let the blonde chick to inspect me.

I'm sorry, I didn't have time to wash under the foreskin this morning. I woke up late after spending all night OH NO NO posting. Can't you let it slide just this one time, Robert my friend?

I'd give him more than a minute ;

I'm sorry user. I have no choice but to sentence you to 15 years in the popcorn mines

Dammit Robert, I thought you and I were buddies.
Can't ya let it slide this time bud?

>Imma just picking up ma deposit that was promised to be by that wite bitch who work here Rob now let a nigga handle his money damn

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What's the in flight movie today, Robert?

Soo yea where tf are my crab legs rob? Bin waiting for a grip nigga

LANE?

Sorry to keep you waiting sir, here are your crab legs

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ROBBIE WHERE DUH GAPEKINO

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don't mind me just posting this work of absolute art

Thx homie.. How much i owe u?

kino

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I said to the wild negro who had robbed a uniform and was pretending to work here whilst pocketing the vast sums from the sale of cinema confectionary

shut the fuck up you fucking nigger, now pull your pants down