Puts a shrimp on some rice

>puts a shrimp on some rice

that'll be $800, sir.

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>pay $300 per person for a meal
>not allowed to have a drink
Get FUCKED, Jewro

He's mastered his craft after a lifetime of work and dedication. This is something lowlife loser millennials, who don't even own their own home, will never understand. Few could make sushi as good, despite it being "fish on rice". And if people are willing to pay for it, he can charge whatever he wants. Likewise, you're also allowed to try and charge that much - surely people would pay, given it's just fish on rice and anyone can do it, right?

hahahaha

He can charge what he wants you fucking Bolsheviks. Fuck off, you don't have to eat or like it.

gross I would never eat at a plac where people touch your food with bare hands. thats why I always go to Subway when I want to Eat Fresh because they wear gloves when they handle your stuff.

Hipsters will pay for it

youtu.be/JkeRhKnROds

Literal weeb defense force

Here's a thing for all you Sup Forums peeps
>Obama goes to Japan in 2014, goes to Jiro and spends your tax money on sushi
>Trump goes to Japan in 2017, gets a $10 burger from Munch's Burger Shack
Conclusion: Obama was a nonce

I like how Jiro basically admits the people who pay for his food are morons who are overpaying for sushi the exact way it's meant to be prepared.

Jiro started making sushi before hipsters existed. Before anybody new about him, it was the local Japanese who supported and grew his business and craft. So what "hipsters", idiot?

>*adds $1 trillion to your budget deficit.

that little thing has been in preparation for weeks

I wonder what the Japanese think of him,

People are willing to pay so what's the problem?

Like it makes a difference when the travel and security costs make even thousand dollar sushi be less than pennies in comparison.

the ones that made that shitty video

Most of the people in the documentary talking about him were Japanese.

how great would a nice mr. pibb be with your nuclear fish rolls

this kills the communist

>he thinks walmart shrimp have anything to do with actual food

>mr. pibb
Why not just pay the extra dollar to get a soda with a doctorate?

the Japanese sometimes spend up to 4 hours on the chanoyu ( tea ceremony )

you get pissed off when you're microwave takes more than 30 seconds to heat up your mccardboard meal

you know the cost of everything, but the value of nothing

this pic isn't even in the US its africa or some shit
what a dishonest photgraph

It takes a few months to become just as good. You weebs are fucking delusional. He's nothing compared to even an average chef. He just got memed to fame

>Try to sneak in my own popcorn to Jiro's restaurant
>Get downgraded to the singles only section

>you know the cost of everything, but the value of nothing
deep

I think you might have mental issues, not even joking.

Can I make grilled cheese sandwiches and sell them for $800?

tatemae

You think raw shrimp has been prepared for weeks?

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>ask for soy sauce
>Jiro catches me applying it to my sushi wrong
>get sent to the shrimp mines

>movies foodlets will never understand

>posts a picture of india

DRUMPF BTFO

WE DID IT /r/LATESTAGECAPITALISM

subway is godtier and if I was offered a choice of eating jiros stinky fish for free or getting a handcrafted sub at subway I would choose the latter every time

>dr pepper had to remove the dot after dr so people wouldnt think the soda has health benefits

Americans eceryone.

Food is literally the calorie jew.

People are right to eat things like soylent, ketochow and the like.

Once the jew can't even control us with food and the idea of getting together for food we can finally ascend as a race.

You kike

>memed
Yeah sure, kid, I'm sure you're an authority. Reminder you have to be 18+ to post on Sup Forums.

>mastered his craft

he cuts up fish
and puts it on rice

not hard.

He doesn't even cut the fish anymore.

Jiro just created a cash-cow spook

do it then :)

>documentaries amerifats will never understand

he serves both a combination of cooked and raw fish. All of it, including the rice, is prepped in the back.

He's said that the actual finishing and combining of sushi is very easy. All of the work goes into selecting the fish, washing and massaging the fish, cooking it right, taste testing every ingredient before it's put in the front before guests, etc.

>you know the cost of everything, but the value of nothing

Big if true

I lik too eet raw fud

fiyr and couking is fah cavemen! Me am man o cultur

Even a dog can do it

Damn, those rolls look pretty good for a dog. Would eat.

>it's difficult

Why?

a chinese person wouldn't know which to eat

Ordinary Japanese people view Jiro as very overrated. He may believe in his mind he is the greatest, but that doesn't make it true.

Yall got played

>He's mastered his craft

His "craft" is conning idiots with too much money and not enough sense.

>mumbai
>africa

Why did this blatantly steal Fallout 4's main theme?

i do it all the time, give me a stupid documentary so i can trick retarded nu males on Sup Forums into paying me 800 dollars for it

>poor people exist

TRUMP BTFO

>posting the inferior weeb doco

India is part of the African continent retard.

>Buckethead has mastered his craft, but it's just strumming a guitar. anyone can do it
>"Do it then :)"
>13 year old girl on youtube plays Jordan perfectly.

>you know the cost of everything, but the value of nothing
Such wisdom for the meager price of a fortune cookie

a bloo bloomer

uhh racist much?

>if people are willing to pay for it, he can charge whatever he wants
this

>IT'S ABOUT DEH ESPERIENSE

Laughing for real rn

I'm literally LAUGHING at the weebs actually trying to defend these stupid ass backwards traditions
4 hours to drink tea HAHAHAHA nigga I have things to do, people to see, money to earn I ain't got 4 hours to drink dirty water lmfao
go eat your fucking raw fish your fucking mongrels

your mother is so fat she's part of the african continent

At least this movie is better than the sequel

What "craft" can other races/ethnicites do to overcharge like this?

One of the most popular documentaries on Netflix is Jiro Dreams of Sushi. One of the least popular? Jiro Nightmares of Ass-Rape

>if people are willing to pay for it he can charge whatever he wants
lol

Putting rice on a fish is """""""craft""""""""

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>american education

What did he mean by this?

>trump is so rich its his fault india is poor

feelsgoodman.

its retarded?
if people are willing to pay for bladed dildos up their ass am I not allowed to criticize it?

and obama didn't?

>fresh sushi

lol japanese never call sushi, "fresh". japs aren't fucking retarded and realize that the sushi is the vinegered rice, and you'd never call it fresh, but rather the fish is fresh, the sushi is the rice,

not even water or sake? Cannot go a meal without a drink of water

Why does he trigger nu-male millenial soyboys so much?

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>weird pol faggots use this as an excuse to cry about le communism for some reaosn
lol

OP here

I made this thread as a joke and think Jiro is a master of what he does. I wonder how many people are genuinely so dumb they can't fathom how much effort can be put into food because all they know is frozen fish and cheap imitations like California rolls

boomer spotted

>soyboyposting
>defending japanese food, soy: the cuisine

It's a scam.
FACT!!

>retirees are the reason i'm a faggot

>DUN TALK SHEET ABOOT TRUMP U LIBCUG

>Spend 5 hours preparing a meal
>spend twenty minutes preparing a second meal
>he thinks his tastebuds will be able to tell apart 4 hours and 40 minutes of "effort".

The whole of Japan is the singles only section

What's the problem, comrade?

>93 replies
>no COMPED jokes yet

>that soyboy

Signature dish of the no 1 restaurant in the world

youtube.com/watch?v=wqDaZsgR5zg

>cook an egg (yourself)
>put some grass on it
>put a potato chip on it

wa-la that will be $500 please.

I guess the board quality is finally starting to improve.

just because retards pay for something doesn't mean shit cant be overpriced.

It's funny how you think non competitive pricing is more capitalist

so you must be a millionaire making all that sushi money

that looks fucking disgusting is that a joke