Hey Sup Forums check out my Vaudeville frog. He sings and dances!

Hey Sup Forums check out my Vaudeville frog. He sings and dances!

Okay, so show me.

Can he date a pig? Befriend a bear?

Where's the free beer faggot

>sings
>dances
I'm seeing neither. What gives?

Are you okay, user?
Hit yourself in the head or something?

>They are coming

I swear to God, the frog sings and dances old ragtime numbers. Come on, Froggy. Dance.

The real problem with your fucking frog is he's hopelessly out of date. His whole set is from the fucking 30s or something. He should at the very least be spitting out some Katy Perry or Gaga shit or something marketable by now. His act is so much deader than Disco it's from decades before that. Vaudeville, really?

THEY'RE COMING

stop keeping him coked out all the time he's gonna OD

Dumb frogposter

I believe you.
Why else would he wear a top hat?

This is the saddest attempt at a ruse cruise I've ever seen. At least make it something plausible, OP.

Ugh, you need to lay off the sauce, OP.

If not for your sake, for your family's. What would your kids' think if they could hear you right now?

No, really! He sings and dances just like this! "Hello my buddy, hello my something, hello my snacktime girl!"

Dude, just stop. You're embarrassing yourself.

user, I'm starting to get a bit concerned about you. Do any other animals sing to you or just this "magic frog"?

Lying is a bad thing, OP.

Seriously bro, quit while you're ahead.

Yeah, yeah! That's great, man!

(Guys, I think we need to like, call the cops or something.)

HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL

Still one of my favorite shorts of all time.

Wow. Amazing. That clearly authentic and not shopped footage has won me over.

I want to eat that frog. I always have.

I don't get it - it's just a gif of him sitting there.

Am I missing something?

Michigan J. Frogposter

seek help op

>He should at the very least be spitting out some Katy Perry or Gaga
>something marketable by now

You guys are so out of fucking touch with the real world that it scares me. At least is not that guy who said that normies would were still listening to Rebecca Black in 2016