>orphan on shit hole planet >struggling to afford her next meal >has perfect porcelain teeth
I can't be the only one bothered by this, right? I fucking hate seeing characters with blatantly obvious veneers when it doesn't make sense at all for the character.
>be orphan on shit hole planet >but also be an expert with technology somehow >but also be an expert MMA fighter too >but also be a good shot with a blaster >but also be a good sword fighter
I feel like if you were malnourished desert hobo you'd probably be weak as fuck
Noah Gutierrez
This fucking guy in The Hateful Eight pissed me off too. Movie takes place in the fucking late 1800's yet he has pitch white fake ass teeth.
Every single time he smiles it's a reminder that I'm watching a movie. Impossible to get immersed.
Evan Smith
OI BOIPUHSSHED THUH CUHMPURRESSAH
Aaron Fisher
hes right you know
are we allowed to say that now? the mods said it was racist to say who they are that make all these movies on IRC when I asked.
Lincoln Allen
She also has a posh accent when it should be a rougher one.
Jonathan Garcia
angry sharpnel toothed shit breathed Brits at it again
Jaxon Brown
does this trigger you
Ryder Phillips
It's like movie for kids when they are not trying to show how cruel that shit would really be.
Brayden Carter
the effects of alcoholism in her face are ghastly. look at all that waterweight and redness
Liam Adams
If there wasn't much sugar in her diet, it wouldn't be that unlikely for her to have these.
>perfect Are you British lmao?
Elijah Young
>>but also be an expert MMA fighter too >>but also be a good shot with a blaster >>but also be a good sword fighter well, she is one of the most powerful Jedi ever, so...
Nathaniel Perez
I never wore braces and have perfectly aligned teeth. It's all genetics.
Juan Davis
i can never tell if someone slightly exaggerated her pictures or not.
Justin Hernandez
>not trying to show how cruel that shit would really be literally billions of people died
Daniel Cox
her eyes scare the shit out of me. dead and soulless like the void
Ian Sanchez
It was ok. Nothing too brutal.
Daniel Moore
Simple genetic tweak done by her very wealthy parents before they ran off
Robert Hill
That's a trope we haven't seen before.
Camden Allen
It's real easy to explain : The Force strengthen her, serves her as an aimbot, makes computers work for her, and brushes her teeth during her sleep.
Evan Scott
Poor people who do a lot of manual labor and live on a plat where the average alien consumes 2x the food that they do are bound to have nice teeth you fag
Poor people always have god-tier midface prognathism because they chew hard stuff all the time and have very little acccess to soft food.
Adrian Lewis
very aesthetic color contrast
Levi Long
dare I say What a tweest?
Cooper Martinez
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Dylan Smith
Her mouth is terrible. She is British right? So it is all fake and worked on? That might explain this uncanny valley I feel looking at her
Ethan Clark
you chauvinistic sexist cis white male scum I'm sure you wouldn't be saying this if she wasn't a woman. Shaking my head
Jaxson Thompson
firstly black peoples teeth decay lesser than white peoples as like their bones have a higher density or some shit like that. It is the physiological differences in races. Women also have less decay than men. Secondly these niggers aren't from some 3rd world country, and even if they were, dental hygiene as in toothbrush, clean water and toothpaste is a worldwide common commodity. It's not a big issue for them to have ok teeth. What OP and are saying is the immersion breaking in situations where it is virtually impossible to have such great oral hygiene. The prop people could have easily done some props to make the teeth more accurate, but they are clearly shitters.
Aaron Murphy
fpbp
Connor Bennett
>She is British right? That stereotype hasn't been true since for decades
Dylan Collins
the tech one can be explained. She's a scrapper or something. Scrappers are somewhat knowledgeable.
Those guys basically have to learn the composition of internal components in machinery and basically have a general know-how of how they work and by what means.
Easton Sullivan
And what about her perfectly smooth pits?
Carter Flores
TFA would have been improved significantly if they cast the actress who played Jinn Erso in R1 as Rey instead. For some reason she was much more likeable, though that could have just been because the character was much more humble and well paced than Rey, even though the character of Jinn is much less 'developed' as R1 is less character-driven than TFA.
I think if the Jinn Erso actress was the Mary Sue/Rey she'd be more acceptable in the role, or at least less insufferable. You can't get away with being a Mary Sue if you've got such an unlikable face and demeanour.
Rey is honestly such a shit character.
Brody Russell
Yeah I always do this but he can't kill enough fucking catgirls
Julian Gray
Thanks to me, her pit-fluffer
Benjamin Torres
>great teeth >still has a revolting smile
Adam Bailey
I boipussied the cumpressor?
Austin Cook
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Matthew Morris
>revolting >adorable
they're not the same word user ??
Colton Foster
I´d let her compress my boipussy tbqh
Adrian Sanders
Her teeth are terrifying
Anthony Fisher
Kikes are soldiers of satan
Leo Myers
To be fair this happens in a lot of movies. Still retarded though.
Easton Jones
i would her orphan shit hole
Ian Gomez
>the tech one can be explained. She's a scrapper or something. Scrappers are somewhat knowledgeable. she should know the part's names, not what they do nor how they work, that doesn't matter to her
that's like a hobo being a master chef because he digs for food on the trash cans
Luke Clark
She grew up in a criminal environment, climbs around derelict star ships, has a combat staff similar to a double-bladed light saber, and deals with tech parts for a living. >but also be a good shot with a blaster Why? Because she hit one storm trooper in the Takodana battle?
Only real Mary Sue talent of hers is her ability to understand Wookiee.
Colton Wright
>he doesn't know that primitive man has long been noted for his perfect teeth.....
Jesus user get educated.
Levi Roberts
The second photo was taken after these poor savages gained western enlightenment. (first is abo's living in the middle of nowhere. second when they eat a western diet)
You Yanks can play pretend all you like, the only thing American about big white teeth is the dollars that payed for em.
Isaiah Diaz
>"muh jews"
Christian Ross
>muh "muh jews"
Caleb White
Tons of people in Star Wars know Wookie and its never explained how
Parker Diaz
It still wound't have changed the lazy writing >if the character is attractive to me atleast, only then can I forgive the films faults kys
Wyatt Nelson
>attractive that wasn't the point
Charles Jones
Based muh jews poster
Julian Bennett
>Scrappers are knowledgeable. Damn, I didn't know impoverished Indian kids who scrap metal for money are skilled pilot/swordfighter/MMA fighter/Bright teeth having stronk women instead of some glue sniffing mutts.
Owen Thomas
I would have been better if Rey looked more like Charlize Theron in Fury Road, if this was really her character arc, being stranded on a desert planet as a child forced to fend for herself, etc.
Bentley White
The new faceapp filters looks interesting.
Nathaniel Cook
>clearingthefarmofnatives.jpg
Logan Martinez
Literal NIGGERS in Africa with AIDS that live in sheds have perfect white teeth.
So you are an autist.
Hudson Moore
What kind of diet gives you perfect teeth and what kind of western diet fucks them up ? Is it enough to eat unprocessed food ? Or are there restrictions ?
Robert Brooks
she is a Mary Sue.
They didn't even bother to give her a little bit of character development
Juan Green
> derelict star ships,
that doesnt make you automaticly be good in repairing complicated stuff
In our world Pajeets dismantle ships. Do you really think they could repair shit?
The movie also never explains where she got her flying skills. At least New Hope they said thst Luke is good at it (and he sucked at many other things until ge got better)
> has a combat staff similar to a double-bladed light saber,
thats not the same than a light saber
Logan Sanchez
also understand the political situation of the galxy despite whatever shit hole she lives is even less built up than tattooine i mean did she even have an education and even if she did does it matter wasnt she like six when she got abandoned on that planet
Brandon Hall
I wish I had photoshop skills to enlarge her teeth in this pic
Chase Jackson
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Chase Smith
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Jose Brooks
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Dominic Bell
You shouldn't be. She canonically has more midichlorians than any Jedi in all of history. She wouldn't have defeated Kylo without Chewy's crossbow bolt hitting him first.
I hate the perfect teeth and perfectly laundered beautiful clothes and shoes that """poor""" people always have in movies too. They always have washed and styled hair as well even if they have no access to clean water....
Jace Cruz
Abos are notoriously retarded and tried to eat the cans of food they were given without opening the can
Leo Richardson
I've only seen someone with this much raw power once before
Anthony Wilson
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Camden Rivera
*for decades.
You don't need the "since". Since for? No.
Lucas Brooks
you dont write the story in a way that the main character can overcome the danger as easy as possible
The scene should have been: Kylo Kills Han, Chewy gets pissed. Later Kylo and Rey fight. Rey gets her ass kicked because she has no experiance in light saber fighting. Chewy shows up and shoots Kylo and that gives Rey enough time to jump and the M Falcon and leave the planet
Luis Brown
They can fly around the universe and build mini-planets in a couple of years. I'm sure that fixing bong noshers isn't that unrealistic.
Joshua Diaz
Yeah, how would a person who had to learn how to survive on a hostile desert planet since childhood, and has the fucking FORCE, possibly know how to do any of that stuff?
You fucking moronic permavirgin neckbeards pick the absolute stupidest shit to get mad about when it comes to these two hour toy commercials made for children I swear to God.
John Brown
Who could have known that midiclorians keep your teeth clean?
Andrew Garcia
go and compare Luke to Rey you dumb Disney shill
Julian Harris
I can live with the fact that this desert rat has pristine clothing, teeth and hairstyle because that's hollywood for you.
I can live with the fact she's supar smart and an expert with technology though it makes little sense since she's basically a hobo scavenging scraps.
I can live with the fact that she fights like a badass because it's a hostile world I guess.
However FUCKING BULLSHIT on using a jedi mind trick out of the blue just like that when the bitch hasn't even been told the first thing about the force.
Isaiah Gutierrez
Friendly reminder Rey and poochie from the Simpson's are the same character
Nathan Long
I cream pied the boipusy?
Carter Phillips
Open your eyes man his teeth are dirty as fuck in Hateful Eight
Henry Lopez
You know, the thing about Daisy... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes.
Oliver Robinson
The kek guides her.
Noah Ross
bruh the middlechlorines are using her. They're a symbiotic parasite trying to survive.
Carson Lopez
she has a nice face, her body could have been more feminine but her acting skills...
Xavier Kelly
Im bothered by the:
>left on a desert planet when she was like 10 >knows how to fix hyperspace drives but doesnt make a job as a ship mechanic >knows how to use a lightsaber against sith apprentices who have been fighting a war their entire lives >knows jedi mind tricks apparently when she was 10 >knows wookie and droid. >fights on a snow planet in skimpy rags despite everyone else wearing a coat.
Isaac Gonzalez
miracle of evolution really- Rey's features
Levi Foster
she's a stronk independent woman who dont need no man
Jonathan Parker
>What kind of diet gives you perfect teeth and what kind of western diet fucks them up ?
Surprisingly enough, breastfeeding, specifically the lack thereof causes crooked teeth.