Is this what the modern female’s taste in movies is like?

Is this what the modern female’s taste in movies is like?

>on a typical friday night i am ballet

you dumb bitch

I bet she can ride a horse pretty well heheheheehehehehehehe

> my horse
red flag

BRB gonna go send this girl a message right fucking now.

would marry if she would learn a trade

>horse girl
ABANDON SHIP

>horse

YOU JUST KNOW

BIG

mmm i become her christian pusyslave

this can't be real

maybe she should have fixed her fucking teeth before she bought a horse

My sister watches everything and anything, the really bad the really good. She doesn't seem to give a shit. She's the primary reason I watch movies at all.

>horse

It's bad enough that she mentions horses in her bio once but she does it several times. Worse yet, her favorite book is about horses.

You Ever fuck Youre Sister in the Ass, dude ?

her teeth are cute
CUTE

same, it's nice watching movies with her but the downside is that she gives me a bunch of shitty movie recs

>horse
:DDD

Nope. She can be snugly
I haven't gotten a bad rec, but she does watch B-movies that are awful. Some so stupid they're funny.

Is this Sup Forums's perfect waifu?

> oh fuck dude she loves horses way too much lmao what an idiot
> anyway time to go back to posting about how good the latest comic book movie is

What did Sup Forums mean by this?

Lost.

It isn't. It's also like 3 years old.

>remove every item related to horses from the bio
>turns into my dream girl
Was I cucked by equine intervention?

This. Only the plebest of plebs isn’t aware that a subtle teeth imperfection takes a girl up at least a full point. Look at Kirsten Dunst. She’s an average nobody with her mouth closed, but once you see those Billy Corgan vampire fangs she’s gorgeous.

>you will never be her stallion

>more spiritual
>less thrifty
>less experienced
>less sex-driven
>less adventurous
>horse girl

every girl I've ever heard of that owned a horse was mentally unstable

>more conservative
>less thrifty
lol she's a jew

>wanting some skank that describes herself as more sex driven on a public profile
Enjoy herpes

You retards, horse girls are the girls who are sexually repressed but are actually huge sluts when they open up. Horse is a green flag, a giant green flag. Horse girls are the best

>Typical Friday night
>shining up my tack for an early morning ride

>actually wanting sexually repressed whores
You just shot yourself in our balls, lad

Guarantee that she's had a train run on her by five black gentlemen in a motel room at some point in her life.

>speaks English, Russian
I knew she was too perfect, it's clearly a spy

Don't let the face fool you boys, this bitch is a goddamn minefield
>horseriding
>blatantly Christian
>MA in Art History
>those expensive tastes
>that need for kids
>on OKC in the first place
Some stupid rich 30- something will get saddled with this leech, and he does not warrant any sympathy.

B-b-but the horse girls are so crazy meme I’ve overheard and just adopted as part of my personality is trueee

came here to post this
whatever you do stay away from horse riders, theyre fucking batshit crazy and not the good kind of crazy

this is the funniest shit to me
it grosses me out, but i've never seen it stated by anyone else

Same man. I knew a girl that owned horses and it turned out her dad was a sociopath or something so she grew up all fucked up. She turned into a bipolar horse-loving mess that is now poor, borderline destitute and married to a crack addict husband who fits the profile of a wife-beater.


She was the worst of the bunch, but the others weren't too much better. There was one who was totally normal but she only was doing equestrian stuff because her parents forced her, she had no real interest in it.

t. never dated a horse girl

> those bags under her eyes that can’t be covered even with make up
Pretty hot

Oops I reddit spaced

okcupid is tricky like that
she probably answered one-too-many sex questions in the survey
and it's likely she was just trying to impress dudes with her "openness"

apparently a lot of girls actually believe that's desireable

At least she lets you know that she has a lot of money up front and expects that lifestyle. She's cute but I would swipe left, That art history TA position sure as hell isn't paying for a new horse.....

>it's not wild girls, it's normal girls GONE wild

Not even the black man can pleasure her. She scoffs at them as she takes her second horse cock of the afternoon.

Except all of those are good things.

>virgins on Sup Forums can't spot a fake profile
It's so fucking obvious as well, you're all ridiculous

BHC

lol'd, upvoted

This, no girl would ever put anything as well thought out on their profile. Either a few sentences to let the guys know she's "not like those other girls" or a few sentences admitting to being just like all the other girls.

women are SUPPOSED to be christian art majors
it's only a problem if you're a male art major and not putting out classical masterpieces

Who cares, it's a fantasy. We're not actually on a dating site right now

>competing with horse cock

>Saddled

hahaha you funny son of a bitch!

>conservative and old fashion
>likes Wes Anderson and J
>Likes indie music Jarmusch

Man, I should move to the US

>saddled
my sides

>Horse girl
You'd have to be a fucking idiot to fall into that pit of fuckery

Any girl desperate enough to put up a profile in a dating website has major issues, either way you're gonna get fucked up and not the good kind of fuck.

Living in bumfuck wisconsin with lots of horse ranches I can 100% confirm horse riding girls are the most fucked up on the planet. They all have mental issues and they all end up drug addicts or severely mentally ill in life. Easy way to lose your v-card tho.

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Subtly Christian is good. This many mentions of it is code for "I feel guilty about riding the cock carousel and need to overcompensate with an image of disingenuous purity. Every other point should be entirely self evident.

You are my nigga

>art history majors
>not degenerate pseuds

>whoa this looks pretty goo-
>Non-monogamous

ABORT ABORT ABORT

>>whoa this looks pretty goo-
>first sentence is "Just a gamer"
Kill yourself Sup Forumseddit

Is this the absolute average state of women in their 20's in the US?

it's a fake profile made by either Sup Forums or /r9k/. can't remember which

>introvert gamer
This is a cunt with no personality and no redeeming qualities. You don't even have to get to the nonmonogamous part to know she's human garbage.

Horse girls are crazy. I've only met one who was actually normal and I think that's because she only rode it for polo so it was more like living sport equipment.

Is this the bait thread?

>i fuck wit multiple men at once
>dont call me slutty!!

Adorable

this image is old as shit, I wouldn't be surprised if this girl was married with two kids now.

All I want is a girl that blushes easily but is also great on bed. Seems to be a rare find.

Literally perfect marriage material.

Regarding your questions; If you'd ask a modern young woman what "kino" was she's say Nicholas Sparks movies (pic related). This isn't just a social standing/educational thing, both a female lawyer or store clerk would say the same thing.

Many young women also love costume dramas. They'll watch ANYTHING with their husbando and self-insert hard as the female love interest.

Only the most high-brow, genuinely intellectual women have other tastes, like "Blue Lagoon", "Amadeus", "Lolita". Only literal autistic sperg women will watch Turin Horse and stuff like that.

Gonna be honest, that girl is cute as heck. I mean look at that photo. She's adorable.

how do you lads start a convo with a girl on these dating sites? how do you start?

>John Steinbeck
DROPPED. Never got the praise. Maybe I just associate him with an awful English teacher I had.

26 years old and already has cancer signs. why waste time on her if she'll be dead soon.

Do yourself a favor. Make a fake profile for a reasonably attractive girl like this. Step away for 24 hours. Come back and look at the literal hundreds of messages it gets. Realize how pointless it is unless you’re a 10/10 chad.

>Not rating "The Pearl" and "East of Eden"

Paperkino

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bee yourself

If you aren't at least 8/10 and can't get girls on your own without the help of the internet/dating apps don't even waste your time

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is there no hope for virgins like us? i'm just so lonely.

I never finished East of Eden but I read at least 300 pages and the entire time it just felt like I was reading something perfectly written. I’ve read tons and very few books have given me that feeling. It really is amazing.

ask them if you like the bbc

East of Eden was really good, I'll give you that. I haven't read "The Pearl"

You just have to be a nice guy who's afraid of being the one in the kitchen :)

>bubble butt
>that pic

>us
Lol I’m married but I’ve spent time on dating sites and came to the conclusion that they are NOT the way to go to find love

Dont use dating sites whatsoever dude. Go out and meet girls at a college campus or at a small town bar anywhere else. Tinder and other dating apps are trainingwheel services for hypergamy.

Are you American? You're probably fucked

hookers bro. or escorts if you want someone decent looking and got the cash.

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i have the money and i'm in a country where it's legal but i just can't go through with it. just feels wrong.

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